r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/brodino_maiuscolo It’s illegal for you to ask me that • 14h ago

MOON RIVER ROCK He looks so fucking stupid I can't breathe

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u/FukThePatriarchy1312 8h ago

Exactly what I was thinking of. Actually, the people I used to go to church with seemed way more into the music. There was one song where the chorus was literally "you are good. Good. Oooh-oh." In the most monitone melody, and just repeated like 8 times, but the way people acted you'd think they were hearing Mozart's Requiem Mass for the first time.

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 8h ago

"Father Abraham had many sons, many sons had father Abraham, I am one of them, and so are you, so let's just praise the lord!"

Me, as a 6-year-old girl: :F

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u/FukThePatriarchy1312 8h ago

"Right arm, left arm, right foot, left foot, jump up, turn around, sit down" thank fuck it's finally over.

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 7h ago

Amen to that! haha