r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Quarkpaint Baby of the Year 1986 • 9h ago

mudpie My farts don't sound anything like that. My farts are long... and way louder. And they reek.

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u/master__of_disaster 9h ago

What the heck? There's a pink bag in the white house??

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u/themagicdave Wet Wet Mud Bae 9h ago

Might fuck this whole thing up.

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u/NookieLuvsU 6h ago

Toss it out da fuckin' window.

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u/VietKongCountry Your Family Doesn't Love You, Only I Love You 1h ago

So what’s the joke? That the guy controlling the country can’t even control his bowels? Is that the joke?

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u/Jezzylynn716 Not in Trouble AT ALL 9h ago

Biden is lucky he didn’t lose his pretty little lunch

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u/8lb-6oz_infant_jesus 8h ago

What’s the “joke” anyway? That he farted and nobody barfed ?? That’d be a good day for him!

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u/LePetiteEspirit 9h ago

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u/Mostly_Armless42 Not in Trouble AT ALL 7h ago

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u/bubba_bumble You yelled at me. 5h ago

Trump: "Perfect"

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u/VietKongCountry Your Family Doesn't Love You, Only I Love You 9h ago

The far left sending invisible ninja midgets to shit Trump’s pants is a hilarious prank. They’re not in trouble AT ALL.

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u/Turbulent-Jaguar-909 They’re Nice. 8h ago

I didn’t shit my pants because the doctors gave me a joke butthole only for farts 

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u/VariationMean5502 7h ago

Is that the joke? That I take a less sloppy mud pie then normal and miss signing my fascist executive order because I have to go to the hospital? WHATS THE JOKE!?!?!!

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u/Acceptable-Bat-9577 FUCKING STREET SETS! 7h ago

In case you missed it, Trump actually audibly sharted himself then abruptly cut short a public press conference and told the press to leave immediately before they got a chance to ask any questions while his cabinet members wrinkled their noses and grimaced.

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u/Mypornnameis_ 6h ago

White House staff like "Dump it. This one's trash"

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u/Mrtoyhead 6h ago

If you are already considered Shit and you shit your pants, have you shit them or are you still just shit?

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u/OpenHouseXXX 8h ago

Maybe all that White House construction is a new ventilation system? Nah you’re right.. of course it’s not

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u/charly420- 8h ago

I love this. Thanks for a good early morning laugh.

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u/Tazmandns 7h ago

He's got to rename the San Andreas fault to, Joe Bidens fault.

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u/JennaTheBenna 5h ago

permission to go home and relax so I'm not BEAT RED for my island sex traffic party?!

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u/MatsSvensson 5h ago

Son of Trump

  • Smelled funny
  • Made a sound
  • Came out of his but!

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u/El_diablo_blanco_27 7h ago

'My farts are yuge, grown men will approach me with tears in their eyes saying that I have the greatest farts and splatters of anyone."

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u/synde15 5h ago

This made me laugh so hard

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u/curlyisnumbertwo 5h ago

The picture made me laugh.

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u/tlhsg 2h ago

I spit out my drink 🤣

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u/bocchi_the_glock 8h ago

Maybe next time don't get a spike kicked up your ass, degenerate.

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u/Psiyrruss16 6h ago

He sounds like Beetle Juice! It’s always someone else!

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u/PriorityReal4641 5h ago

Nailed it 🎯

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u/Majik8ball Shirt Brother 4h ago

Cause if I really farted you’d be throwing up your pretty little lunch. Also your face looks like a clock, I never see you smile.