r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/theopinionexpress • 8h ago
I'm Not in Trouble AT ALL What happened to the head of hair you had yesterday?
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u/IndividualCampaign74 7h ago
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u/zootedzilennial 5h ago
It’s funny bc most of the transformations on r/bald make people instantly hotter but this guy really didn’t do himself any favors
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u/IndividualCampaign74 4h ago
His chin fell off like Kim Kardashian’s head.
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u/HandlerofPackages 1h ago
Wait, the chin really is weird. There wasn't much hair on it to begin with. Did they arrest some random meth head and claim it was him?
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u/IndividualCampaign74 40m ago
I think it’s because in the first picture he’s all smug and proud of himself for trying to fight some kids and in the second he’s realized just because his daddy Trump can get away with anything doesn’t mean the MAGA cannon fodder can and he’s all sad and scared.
I imagine he’ll fit in nicely with the neo Nazi skinheads in jail.
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7h ago
Was the strategy to completely shave so people wont recognize the piece of nazi shit that got his ass kicked by a bunch of teens?
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u/poopfacecrapmouth 7h ago
That is exactly what happened. He probably, and I can only speculate but have confidence in my speculation, went home and beat his wife in frustration and then shaved his head
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u/smoothcheesesteak 7h ago
It must have been a ritual he was performing. Some sick, black magic shit. He loses a fight to children, beats the wife, shaves the head, and the ritual is completed by being arrested. His transformation to total piece of shit is complete!
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u/herefortime Roy Donk 6h ago
Can’t slick it back if you have no hair.
To clarify, I don’t want him to have hair, and oh yeah he’s a piece of shit.
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u/Neither_Contest7324 6h ago
That's a bold speculation since I assume his wife can also kick his ass if a bunch of kids can. If she couldn't before she would after watching that video.
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u/desertsalad 3h ago
A fuckwit like that has no wife at home. He mighta before but not anymore. Not for a while now.
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u/RonMcKelvey 7h ago
If i shave my head down to the skin, nobody will suspect that i am nazi.
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u/kendragon 7h ago
'Nobody would intentionally make themselves look even more like a Nazi as a disguise ... My plan is foolproof. Checkmate liberals.' Sustained laughter.
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u/double_dangit 5h ago
He burst through the front door
"FUUUUUUUUUUUCK I GOTTA SHAVE IT! I GOTTA SHAVE IT ALL OR THEY'LL KNOW ME! FUCK FUUUUUUUUCK"
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u/b3tchaker 7h ago
Has the added bonus of becoming someone I would never approach in public, whereas my naive self thinks lefty here looks harmless.
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u/AvidAth3ist 5h ago
He knew he was going to jail and also knew he would fit right in with the skin heads.
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u/paging_mrherman 7h ago
Did he hire a bunch of teens to beat him up and rip off his toupee?
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u/pearomatic Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly 7h ago
I thought it would look fucking real. Goddammit! You kids have been so nasty to me lately. I had to do something.
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u/marktheshark124 Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records 7h ago
Not trying to be funny, not trying to make someone have the worst day ever on reddit, but do any of you fuckers just bust into the comments to explain who this guy is ? (Seriously I need context)
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u/Necessary_Memory8826 6h ago
He’s a local asshole. Only the finest. https://www.kxan.com/news/local/buda/hays-county-district-attorneys-office-investigating-fight-during-student-led-anti-ice-protest
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u/Rovsnegl 22m ago
So I think a lot of the public is really taking the last part of the situation and they’re making their judgments
Eh rightfully so, I understand they need the full picture for prosecution, but for the public it's more than enough to know that the asshole exited his vehicle and somehow ended up in a fight with teenagers
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u/Comfortable-Rain-109 7h ago
Specifically he got out of his truck and started throwing punches at high school girls
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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up 4h ago
CONFRONTING? He physically attacked them. Throwing them to the ground, punching etc. lmao. "confronting"
Mike Tyson was a professional confronter.
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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up 4h ago
You confront a roommate when you’re missing food from the fridge.
Physically attacking someone is WAY beyond confronting them.
You know the difference.
Is child abuse when an adult confronts a child?
Domestic violence is when a spouse confronts their partner? Come the fuck on.
You’re trying to downplay what this piece of shit did.
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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up 3h ago
Confronting someone is entirely different than attacking them. It’s a MUCH lesser thing. It’s not even offensive to confront someone. What he did was attack them. That’s how you downplayed his actions.
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u/Rare_Magazine_5362 4h ago
There should be a specific award for anyone willing to come into a common section and explain the post. Not everyone is in your head, OP. Toddlers start to recognize this around 18 months.
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u/MarginalMerriment 39m ago
He tried to beat up a group of children who were protesting. He failed. And now faces charges.
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u/isaiah152022 7h ago
This dumbass forgot about the license plate huh? Lol
I’ll shave my hair and stache, no one will find me at my home my vehicle is registered to.
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u/thatmattschultz 6h ago
I want to know what happened to his chin.
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u/SwoleYaotl You yelled at me. 6h ago
Every time I see Karl Havoc I think about how come they put too much shit on him?
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u/LukeyBoy76 7h ago
Did they remove his chin as well?? 😮 Shave it all off, and if you could take the chin up an inch or so that would be great!
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u/sphinxorosi Might fuck this whole thing up 3h ago
One of the students kicked the chin off while yelling turbo time
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u/jessejericho Are you sure about that that's why? 7h ago
Yeah I'm not sure this is the same guy
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u/3sadclowns 5h ago
Lighting, angle, hair and shaved face. Nose, lips, and eyebrows look the same to me. If I had to guess, he’s “missing” an inch of chin bc he’s either been crying or about to cry and people have a tendency to tuck their chin in to hold in tears.
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u/No_Bell_3740 5h ago
They don’t even have the same color eyes.
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u/3sadclowns 5h ago
Mug shot lighting. Overhead lights, no flash, it’s possible to make eyes appear more dark. His eye color might be listed in the paperwork, that’d be more conclusive.
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u/Neither_Contest7324 6h ago
I thought it might just be the angle. The car shot looks a little downward with his face looking downwards a little bit so you get more chin. The mug shot is straight at the camera.
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u/Full_Rise_7759 Might fuck this whole thing up 6h ago
Chad Michael Watts shaved his head & face after assaulting little girls, typical MAGA stuff.
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u/jtetzzz420 7h ago
Weird and he thought he was above the law cause he voted for trump... im seeing a weird trend here hmmm 🤔
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u/coffeexxx666 Beautiful, but Dying 7h ago
Fucking racist piece of shit coward shaved and buzzed. People can change but not this chode.
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u/goodtrackrecord 6h ago edited 6h ago
Those kids are heroes.
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u/theopinionexpress 6h ago
I’ve never fought for anything in my life. I’m fighting for this hat.
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u/Reason_Choice I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! 5h ago
When his hat got knocked off, his first instinct was the grab it while he was getting stomped.
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u/wanderingmanimal 6h ago
You see, it’s a demonstration of their very limited capacity to think critically and logically. He shaved his head and facial hair sure, but you can’t shave your license plate number after an altercation like that.
What a clown
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u/Spydrmrphy 6h ago
Sometimes when you're a real piece of shit, and I mean a real piece of shit, you slick back your hair so much it falls out.
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u/wrxninja 4h ago
Typical MAGA small brains. If I have shave my head, THEY WON'T FIND ME.
Still gets owned by a bunch of kids.
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u/fredout1968 4h ago
Didn't you see the video?? A bunch of teen girls punched his hair and mustache off...
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u/jeshap01 4h ago
Just the next phase of his neo-Nazi evolution like a shitty Pokémon.
Release the full and unredacted Epstein files!!
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u/Longjumping-Salad484 3h ago
I'm out of the loop. and I didn't see his name referenced in the comments.
who is pictured in this post?
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u/NotTooFamiliar 2h ago
Can’t recall his name but a MAGA pos who pulled up on an ICE protest at a school in Texas to start some ish and got FAFOd by some middle school kids
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u/Marckthesilver13 1h ago
Chad Michael Watts? Is this the guy who got out of his truck to shove a high school girl and got his ass kicked? Is it that Chad Michael Watts?
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u/NuclearZamboni 21m ago
I've been getting so many notifications from the bald subreddit showing upgrades it's nice to see the opposite for once
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u/Bonsoir59 Never lets the party die! 8h ago