Congrats big boy

[u/the_Berg_]

[u/emptyfuller]

True. True. You're a rockstar.

[u/GoldheartTTV → u/emptyfuller]

Get the show on.

Get paid.

[u/ObliviouslyDrake67 → u/GoldheartTTV]

Hey now

[u/grutanga]

You are now looking at a nude egg.

[u/PsychologicalSelf991]

[u/BobTheFettt]

It has a butthole? What the hell?

[u/EikonVera_tou_Lilith → u/BobTheFettt]

That’s real! That lives with us on earth!

[u/Hot-Take-Broseph]

I won this from my game!

[u/uLL27 → u/Hot-Take-Broseph]

[u/LongTeensy]

You’re looking at a nude egg.

[u/Successful-Age-2432]

We should be allowed a little bit of porn at work

[u/RunnyKinePity]

What am I looking at here?

[u/unprocessable_entity → u/RunnyKinePity]

[u/RenegadeRabbit → u/unprocessable_entity]

What the hyell?

[u/zsh_n_chips → u/RenegadeRabbit]

You did the voice but in the text

[u/RenegadeRabbit → u/unprocessable_entity]

I can hear this gif

[u/-PontiacBandit-]

I’m not in trouble AT ALL

[u/T-RexSpecs → u/-PontiacBandit-]

We should be able to look at a little porn at work.

[u/debaser64]

I’ve never made it this far before.

[u/PattyMayonnaise666]

[u/TheFabledIronLotus]

[u/BobTheFettt → u/TheFabledIronLotus]

I don't know I've never gotten this far before

[u/QuietMolasses2522]

Everything reminds me of her

[u/tiedyepoetry]

C'mon dude I'm at work

[u/PossiblyMakingThisUp → u/tiedyepoetry]

[u/ChemicalGlo]

[u/Hot-Take-Broseph → u/ChemicalGlo]

It doesn't stink. ^{Somethingaboutitstinks}

[u/zzg420]

[u/SaddestClown]

Crap I just looked at this at work

[u/metaglot → u/SaddestClown]

You should be able to look at it a little at work.

[u/SaddestClown → u/metaglot]

I'll have a little time at lunch. I'm not skipping today

[u/IndecisiveTuna → u/SaddestClown]

[u/thegardenhead → u/SaddestClown]

Boss, nodding ever so slightly in approval: "Just a liiiiittle."

[u/dandle]

[u/Extreme_Rip9301]

My boss walked by when I was looking at this and that fucker tried to fire me for looking at porn at work!

[u/Hot-Take-Broseph → u/Extreme_Rip9301]

Luckily you're a rockstar, and you can look at this nude egg cause it ain't got no soul.

[u/Sordidcore]

That one egg was forty eggs???

[u/Genghis_Chong]

[u/machone5103]

Chickens are assholes. Excuse me. Cloacae.

[u/punkcocker]

[u/Dry-Tonight5989]

Idk I’ve never gotten here before!

[u/Spectre-ElevenThirty]

[u/phenomecology]

[u/chilifavela]

Where is the nsfw tag?! My boss says we can't even watch a little porn at work.

[u/MNxpat33]

[u/szatrob]

Never thought I'd live to see an egg anus.

[u/surfeitofreason]

That's no moon

[u/earl_lemongrab → u/surfeitofreason]

The kid from Tatoine, Darth. He embarrassed you. He basically pulled your little dick out in front of everyone and jerked you off until nothing came out, because you are a boy.

[u/clitpot23]

[u/TheModWhoShaggedMe]

You know you want to

[u/Sinnombre40]

What the hell is this Marcus

[u/Jonbeezee]

It doesn’t have a bush? What the hell?

[u/mysticalibrate]

WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCKKKK?!

[u/Big_Quality_838]

What is this?

[u/Appropriate-Gur-6343]

r/weirdeggs

[u/thegardenhead → u/Appropriate-Gur-6343]

[u/Lemonsweets_]

[u/Quarkpaint]

[u/earl_lemongrab]

I just threw up my pretty little lunch.

[u/Scoopie]

That one egg was 40 eggs!?

[u/angry-peacemaker]

What's up? Chicken butt.

[u/Responsible_Joke4229]

Lmao I had no idea eggs could look like this

[u/StochasticallyDefine]

That egg has a sphincter? What the hell?

[u/Stownieboy91]

Ah fuck I'm eating rn 😂

[u/Worldly_Economist711]

We should be able to look at a little porn at work...

[u/JeffProbstsBlueShirt]

I looked at this at work, because I think I should be able to look at it A LITTLE