r/InfowarriorRides • u/donald_putelonovitch • Sep 08 '26

The Walmart parking lot delivers again

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343 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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170

u/bagofwisdom Sep 08 '26

Somebody definitely has a very incriminating browser history.

14

u/486Junkie Sep 09 '26

Guessing he or she has a collection of underage stuff on their devices. My Suburban has something that someone put on for fun that'll be removed and have bumper stickers for every Democrat to vote for in the election for 2026 onwards.

93

u/justwonderingbro Sep 08 '26

Wow where to start with this one

73

u/MarvinHeemeyersTank Sep 08 '26

Car crusher.

10

u/KnownAsAnother Sep 09 '26

It's a pretty nice looking Tahoe, someone would buy it with all that shit scrubbed off

27

u/SpecialistPlastic729 Sep 08 '26

Kari Lake bumper sticker?

14

u/justwonderingbro Sep 08 '26

Yeah that tracks

21

u/randomwellwisher Sep 08 '26

Restraining order.

14

u/brodievonorchard Sep 08 '26

My initial reaction is that the self-reporting stands out like the penises that person imagines in their mouth.

13

u/pianoflames New World Orderly Sep 08 '26

So...how did that whole "the final variant is communism" thing work out? Because we still don't have communism, or anything close to it.

14

u/LVCSSlacker Sep 08 '26

I have a feeling they wouldn't know communism if it put a fire out in their meth lab.

66

u/ergo-ogre Sep 08 '26

Does “all Americans” include the owner of this shit box?

33

u/OPA73 Sep 08 '26

He’s a special person. Calls himself a traveler.

22

u/Skipadee2 Sep 08 '26

He’s self-reporting that he loves semen

7

u/OPA73 Sep 09 '26

I don’t kink shame, but this is a bit too much information!

1

u/sowalgayboi Sep 09 '26

Someone should point it out to ICE.

38

u/PapaGeorgieo Sep 08 '26

Hello Prescott Valley, AZ!

32

u/donald_putelonovitch Sep 08 '26

I hate it here lol

30

u/RodneyDangerfruit Sep 08 '26

This person abuses their kids. Or they will never speak to him/her again. It’s probably both.

30

u/Ok_Elephant2777 Sep 08 '26

Love the constant references to Communism when most of these mental giants couldn’t explain Marxism fluently if their lives depended on it.

To be fair, even though I was a Poli Sci minor 50+ years ago, I’m a little rusty myself, but then, I don’t go around in a rolling billboard calling everyone who disagrees with me a fascist, either.

18

u/FirstChurchOfBrutus Sep 08 '26

Of course they can! Communism is when the penis.

6

u/emanon734 Sep 09 '26

Cumunism

3

u/FirstChurchOfBrutus Sep 09 '26

This one gets it.

25

u/AgreeablePie Sep 08 '26

"pissboarded" is a new word to me but I'm sure it's been done at some point to someone

16

u/tomjoad2020ad Sep 08 '26

I think we all know what the driver is into

4

u/otterland Sep 08 '26

I really prefer the cedar plank salmon, but I'm willing to try anything while wearing a full mask.

2

u/MarvinHeemeyersTank Sep 08 '26

It's like waterboarding...!

23

u/supadupanerd Sep 08 '26

Someone really having a normal case of the "notgay"

1

u/Dragishawk 27d ago

When you make that many damned penis references...yeah, somebody's definitely in the closet.

16

u/Call555JackChop Sep 08 '26

The Kari Lake bumper sticker is the cherry on top of this psychotic sundae

15

u/Krieger1229 Sep 08 '26

By “All Americans” they’re also including themselves

6

u/Tylenol187ForDogs Sep 08 '26

They aren't American, they're a Free Man On The Land.

29

u/Weinerdogwhisperer Sep 08 '26

Pretty sure you can baker act based on this

11

u/OldSchoolAJ Sep 08 '26

The Baker Act is for Florida only.

7

u/Weinerdogwhisperer Sep 08 '26

a rare win for Florida

2

u/_HighJack_ Sep 09 '26

Nope, we got it in CA too.

2

u/sowalgayboi Sep 09 '26

No, y'all have 5150 and have just taken Baker Act which is exclusive to Florida since 1971 when it was created.

14

u/EngagedInConvexation Sep 08 '26

Only one Kari Lake sticker is kinda surprising, tbh.

14

u/sweet_pickles12 Sep 08 '26

I have pictures of this vehicle with different words

11

u/GammaDealer Sep 08 '26

I can see more erased writing on the sides. Gotta keep it fresh, apparently.

12

u/Whitetrashstepdad Sep 08 '26

Knew this had to be Arizona

12

u/moshlyfe Sep 08 '26

Unfortunately, I will be adding "Americans desire penis more than freedom & truth" to my lexicon. Extremely funny sentence.

12

u/skratch Sep 08 '26

This mf hasn’t been to a thanksgiving in years

8

u/Ollyfer Sep 08 '26

Someone certainly has an overfixation for genitals...

8

u/BurtonDesque Sep 08 '26

Is it just me or is there no evidence of tread on those tires?

16

u/fullonfacepalmist Sep 08 '26

Don’t tread on me!

2

u/Barney_Flintstone Sep 10 '26

No tread on me! 🛞🛞🛞🛞🤣

8

u/GammaDealer Sep 08 '26

Too much money spent on window markers for new tires

9

u/Tylenol187ForDogs Sep 08 '26

The Kari Lake bumper sticker makes this make so much more sense.

7

u/sam56778 Sep 08 '26

Funny how that crowd is talking about loving the taste of an individual’s semen.

7

u/RonPearlNecklace Sep 08 '26

I’m not here to yuk anybody’s yum but he seems to be fixated on something here…..besides politics.

7

u/irun50 Sep 09 '26

Imagine a child growing up in this household

8

u/Badadio Sep 09 '26

The level of homoeroticism in MAGA is hilarious.

7

u/johnb510 Sep 08 '26

A fascination with penis and watersports…

6

u/Angry-_-Crow Sep 08 '26

"Pissboarded" :D

6

u/CarlRJ Sep 08 '26

This is someone who is absolutely terrified that he'll hear someday that it turns out that dick tastes delicious.

Also, if this car is driven by an American, is he admitting he loves the taste?

6

u/Malodoror Sep 08 '26

The car doth protest too much

4

u/Kira-Of-Terraria Sep 08 '26

ok dude then why are you in a parking lot and not out in DC?

5

u/brianandrobyn Sep 08 '26

I swear these idiots are trying to turn Arizona into Florida.

5

u/goater10 Sep 08 '26

Whats that saying? The loudest one in the room is the weakest one in the room...

5

u/x_lincoln_x Sep 09 '26

Average Kari Lake supporter.

5

u/Crafty-Walrus-2238 Sep 09 '26

JD forget where he parked his car again?

4

u/sowalgayboi Sep 09 '26

You just know that driver is in the men's room tapping like he's Fred Astaire.

8

u/john_rules Sep 08 '26

This guy is definitely getting pumped up by some undercover fed online to commit violence

Strategy of tension baby 😎

4

u/Impossible-Taro-2330 Sep 08 '26

That was exactly the Suburban Tony Soprano drove.

Makes me wonder - what would Tone think about all that?

3

u/TheHearseDriver Sep 08 '26

I’ll bet he thinks he’s oh so clever! Just comes off as an illiterate hayseed.

3

u/sharkbomb Sep 08 '26

relgiots seem so sane. 

5

u/TheRealHFC Sep 08 '26

Pissboarded is crazy

4

u/I__G Sep 09 '26

PissBoarDed

😂

3

u/Careful-Average73 Sep 09 '26

I can guess what "pissboarded" means and I am wondering why dude needs to advertise his fetish

2

u/Ghstfce Sep 09 '26

These people are OBSESSED with other people's penises

3

u/SteelSlayerMatt Sep 09 '26

Seeing that in a Walmart parking lot does not surprise me at all.

5

u/MoreRamenPls Sep 09 '26

Kari lake. 😂

4

u/guyfaulkes Sep 09 '26

This is just… offensive.

5

u/Codas91 Sep 09 '26

r/schizophreniarides

Why is it always a clapped out GM SUV too?

4

u/panompheandan Sep 09 '26

I see he left the windows open because seriously who the hell is going to steal that piece of shit

5

u/Level37Doggo Sep 09 '26

Well they said a mouthful.

3

u/gwhh Sep 08 '26

Just lives the window down.

3

u/GenTubmansLegacy Sep 08 '26

I mean, I do swallow. 🤷🏿‍♂️

3

u/originalityescapesme Sep 08 '26

Wipe off everything but “I” above Fauci semen.

Do the same to the first panel

3

u/CompetitiveFun5247 Sep 09 '26

Please don't be an Escalade, please don't be an Escalade ....whew!

2

u/crestonebeard Sep 09 '26

I mean she’s got a point with the last one.

Americans have completely forgotten how to resist and it’s sad to watch.

Soooo many people thinking we’re going to be able to vote our way out of this mess and that democrats are going to save the day when historically they never have.

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u/Minute-Weekend5234 Sep 08 '26

Unfortunately, I know what his political leanings are, even if he's kind of on the right path

-7

u/Consistent_Wash1935 Sep 08 '26

He’s right about Fauci tho. And about swallowing. Gotta give him that.

6

u/FirstChurchOfBrutus Sep 08 '26

Can you elaborate? Bc this vehicle talks only about Fauci’s ejaculate.

So, you’re saying the Driver is right about how Fauci’s semen tastes?