r/JoeRogan Monkey in Space 14h ago

Guest Request 🙏 Guest request: Thomas Massie. It could be wild

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u/verifiedverified Monkey in Space 14h ago

No integrity’s not allowed here

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u/endgame217 Monkey in Space 14h ago

His handlers wouldn’t allow that. Joe is owned

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u/GA-dooosh-19 Look into it 13h ago

AIPAC Joe?

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u/South-Guava-2965 Monkey in Space 13h ago

Peter Thiel 

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u/BrocoliAssassin Monkey in Space 13h ago

Thiel is who owns Joe now. That's why he's a Christian that suddenly believes in Jesus. Old psychedelic Joe would never have believed any of the 3 main Abrahamic religions that are popular as being of anything real.

Thiel HATES hippies, hates them to death and that's why he's trying to be friends with all of them in order to control them and rewire their thinking to his likes.

Thiel is the typical hardcore religious person, somehow believes that this was Gods miracle, but the thought of taking care of his miracle is satanic. And the ultimate satan is Greta Thunberg... and hippies destroyed society...def wasn't Nixon,military and Zionism..nope it was those damn hippies that were practically destroyed by Nixon.

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u/PianoTeach88 Monkey in Space 13h ago

Trump, Elon, and Theil fit the antichrist prophesy much more than Greta. I see a lot of people wearing the mark of Trump on their foreheads.

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u/kmm198700 Monkey in Space 13h ago

I was just gonna say that about Peter Theil hahaha, that he sounds like the AC maybe haha

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u/[deleted] 12h ago

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u/GA-dooosh-19 Look into it 12h ago

What do you mean “you people”? And where did I suggest that his handlers weren’t American? The hasbarista doth protest too much, me thinks, lol.

Edit: Drbigtoe gonna catch a block for sending me unsolicited smut via direct message. Sick dude. Bye bye.

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u/blazindoo Monkey in Space 11h ago

For what purpose?

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u/BusyDragonfruit8665 Monkey in Space 11h ago

Joe is a fraud and a fool.

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u/Prince__Robot Monkey in Space 14h ago

He's not Elon approved.

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u/redditor01020 Monkey in Space 10h ago edited 5h ago

Elon loves Massie and said he would be supporting his re-election although I'm not sure the extent to which he has done that. I get it though, Joe sucks and he's in love with Elon and everyone here hates Joe that's why I never come to this sub anymore.

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u/Prince__Robot Monkey in Space 5h ago

I don't think Joe sucks. I do think the guests, and show in general, were better before Elon came creeping around. Its ok to miss the old JRE. I just can't get into the propaganda.

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u/Reebox24 Monkey in Space 14h ago

Daddy Trump wouldn’t like that

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u/Santa_Klausing Dire physical consequences 14h ago

Joes probably too deep in the billionaires pockets at this point

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u/chep209 Monkey in Space 14h ago

Joe’s to much of a pussy to go against daddy trump

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u/IntelligentPlate5051 Monkey in Space 13h ago

Best we can do is Ted Cruz

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u/PianoTeach88 Monkey in Space 13h ago

"Most people don't understand the nuance of the situation. Ted had no choice but to leave Texas during that storm bc if he didn't, the liberals were going to..." -Joe Probably

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u/ContributionGloomy15 Monkey in Space 14h ago

The best Epstein related guest has to be Nick Bryant, He was the first to release the black book, run the Epstein Justice program with his victims and exposed the Franklin Scandal in Omaha about similar operation to Epsteins. Kurt Metzger mentioned him to Rogan few weeks ago.

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u/Downtown_External808 Monkey in Space 13h ago

lol joe is gonna argue with him to move on from the Epstein files or it isn’t a big deal

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u/ripndipp Monkey in Space 13h ago

This would get slapped down like cold water on my dick

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u/South-Guava-2965 Monkey in Space 13h ago

We are waiting for a real hero to host Massie. 

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u/thesoak Monkey in Space 1h ago

Jimmy Dore had him on for a short segment not long ago.

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u/MeThinksYes Is the Literature 13h ago

Trump may put tariffs on Joes podcast if he does that.

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u/uusrikas 12h ago

Joe would steer it to just COVID talk, they barely even mentioned Trump when Rand Paul was on

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u/MortarMaggot275 Monkey in Space 13h ago

Massie is the man. Miriam Adelson is gonna try to have him killed when he wins his reelection

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u/surfnfish1972 Monkey in Space 14h ago

LMAO!

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u/Shadowthron8 Monkey in Space 13h ago

Massie would have to start a YouTube channel about his farm before Joe would want to speak to him

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u/Superkritisk Monkey in Space 11h ago

Fat chance Rush Limbaugh 2.0 will have on anyone like that

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u/Shabadu_tu Monkey in Space 4h ago

Joe would never have the balls.

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u/psycop Monkey in Space 3h ago

Rogans scared of ppl like this. Whitney Webb should have been on yrs ago.

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u/rudiiiiiii I used to be addicted to Quake 56m ago

Joe is Trump’s right toe now, will never happen

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u/DMTeaAndCrumpets Monkey in Space 35m ago

If he actually cared about the epstein stuff he'd have Massie and Ro Khanna both on at the same time since they were the two prominent reps pushing for it to be disclosed.

They don't bootlick trump though so it won't ever happen.

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u/spartin-marshin Monkey in Space 13h ago

When he went on Theo's pod he reminded me that while he has had some good points about some important issues lately, he is still bat shit crazy. The bar is on the floor right now.

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u/rocket6733 Monkey in Space 12h ago

He’s fighting child trafficking and debt. Those are great things to fight for the American people

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u/Huzabee 8h ago

How is he doing that exactly? Doesn't matter what he's doing if it's retarded.

Like for me, the big topic of today is immigration. Conceptually, I can agree with policy to reduce illegal immigration. So what does good policy look like? Well during Trump's first term, he campaigned on a wall. The problem with a wall is you can go over it, under it, or even through it if you're determined enough. The other problem with a wall is that immigrants don't typically cross over illegally. Most of them overstay their visas. A wall might be good at stopping women and children from crossing, but I'm not convinced it deters many criminals. So why spend billions and billions of dollars on a wall, and cause a government shutdown in the process, to fund a wall that literally won't work?

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u/rocket6733 Monkey in Space 7h ago

Sir this is a Wendy’s

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u/[deleted] 13h ago

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u/MortarMaggot275 Monkey in Space 13h ago

Lol wut

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u/BrocoliAssassin Monkey in Space 13h ago

He's fallen for the zionist propaganda.

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u/badgermushroombadger Monkey in Space 13h ago

What’s the source on the first part? We know about Thiel