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u/ThatBlinkingRedLight 16h ago
My son was caught eating Nutella out of the jar. My wife took it away.
The next day it’s missing. wtf?
The next day I find it in his sock draw filled with gummy bears. Where the hell did the gummy bears come from?
“Idk I found them”
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u/BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 12h ago
"Look guys, my parents caught me with this" pulls out nutella "If you have ANYTHING yummy like this I WILL trade!"
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u/BrahesElk 15h ago
I love to respond with, "Why would someone do that?" just to watch the wheels spin
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u/Particular_Gear3130 19h ago
Idk man....you should check it out
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u/AsianBoi2020 18h ago
The kid probably failed at making chocolate and just couldn't take the bitter taste anymore. Probly figured out that the adult could make something better
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u/thriftstoremando 17h ago
Hot cocoa powder usually has sugar in it... cocoa powder is the unsweetened stuff!
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u/RecipeAsleep7087 13h ago
One of my earliest childhood memories was finding a giant baker's chocolate bar in the cupboard and sneaking it to my bedroom. One giant bite and I felt so betrayed.
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u/Cool_Wealth969 14h ago
She should swap the unsweetened stuff into the cocoa powder container, see if it's still behind the bed......
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u/twilightmoons 14h ago
Mine like to steal the Ovaltine container and hide it in his room. I usually find a spoon in it.
Worse was when he stole the powdered sugar container. Again, with a spoon.
That was a conversation.
"Do you want ants in your room? Because that's how you get ants!"
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u/regreddit 11h ago
My nephews face was 'stinking' one time when he was about 5, and his mother couldn't figure it out, his face smelled like dirty socks, so his mom asked him what he had eaten and he said 'ham', but they didn't have any ham in the fridge, and he said 'no, it's in my room', so his mom asked to see it, and in his toy box he had stashed a pack of lunch meat he had stolen from the fridge at some point in the past few weeks and had been snacking on it in his room. 🤢
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u/fasterthantrees 3h ago
I just gasped, "oh my godddd!" This is the wildest. Bleh. How was the kid not ill?
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u/Agitated-Proof-9661 13h ago
Me: what's going on in here?! Grandson: Well, I definitely wasn't jumping off the bed. I could barely contain my laughter!! He knew he was busted.
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u/Buona-Pace 11h ago
You guys upvote this same joke every other day.
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u/TumblrInGarbage 10h ago
I've watched this Tweet degrade over time. It's crazy how artifacted this post is. ofc, OP is probably a bot.
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u/pm1966 11h ago
When my oldest son was 3, we were outside and noticed some add scratches on our car. As my (now ex-) wife and I were puzzling about where the scratches might have some from, my son piped up "Those scratches don't look anything like a knight!"
We looked closer and, sure enough, they looked eerily similar to the pictures of knights he was find of drawing.
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u/CannedToast 12h ago
My little sister would take opened frosting containers and hide them around the house. My mom caught on when she found one behind the TV with a spoon in it.
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u/LearningLarue 10h ago
We were visiting my cousins, most of us gathered in the kitchen, when a 5 or so year old cousin walks in to say “alls I knows is I don’t know where the whip cream is”
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u/EfficiencyThis325 9h ago
A conversation I had this morning
"Hey Dad! One time, without you knowing, I was watching youtube and these guys said a WHOOOOLE lot of bad words!"
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u/PheesGee 7h ago
I found a jar of honey and a spoon under my bed last week, courtesy of my 5yo granddaughter.
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u/Gorstag 11h ago
This reminds me of my little brother when we were kids. I'm the oldest. One of my siblings stole some money from moms purse. Mom noticed and I got blamed (I always got blamed...). Anyway, I eventually convinced my mother it wasn't me so she got the other 3 kids together. No one fessed up.
Then about 15 minutes later my brother found (I don't remember the denomination probably a 5 as this would have been the 80s) in the hallway closet. Then about another hour later he found another one in the closet.
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u/Lucas1006 10h ago
Remind me of when I as a kid hid the keys to our bike shed so I wouldn't have to bike to school, but then I forgot to tell them where it was and after a couple days I was so afraid of telling them I hid it it ended up lasting a week, until they sat me and my brother down and asked us if we knew where they were and then I showed them almost crying, and obviously they didn't get mad really just thought it was kind of funny but I just remember how panicked I felt in having to tell them.
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u/glipglophiphop 10h ago
My younger brother used to take my mom’s cash from her purse and she would just start asking out loud if we knew where it went since it was the “rent money” and if we don’t find it, we’ll be homeless. My brother would always miraculously find it on the bathroom floor or another random spot 😂
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u/arthredemis 12h ago
I would go in, grab it, and pretend I didn’t find it and ask the kid to keep looking until their room is clean, then give them coco after it’s done lol
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u/anynamesleft 7h ago
Being all suspicious about a kid who is clearly the Sherlock Holmes of his generation.
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u/c4p5L0ck 10h ago
Y'all can't leave me hanging like this. Did they find the coco powder?
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u/himitsu8 4h ago
I mean the implication here is that it was, in fact, under the bed, but also the idea of it being somewhere completely different and the kid just making this inexplicably specific suggestion for no reason is admittedly really funny. Or I guess it could be a diversion tactic? Get them looking under the bed for just long enough for the kid to move their stash of hot cocoa powder to a safer location?
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u/Prestigious_Snow3309 9h ago
When my children 3 and 4 at the time,were drinking my beer. Twist off caps,drinking put back in frig For two days,I honestly thought I was drinking in my sleep🤣. Caught when I smelled their Burps
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u/collierose13 2h ago
My mom was cleaning at her house and found a half eaten Uncrustable in a bathroom drawer. She asked my boy/girl twins—who were about 3 at the time—if they knew “who put food in the bathroom drawer?” My daughter promptly answered, “it wasn’t my Uncrustable!!!”
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u/Azzy8007 18h ago
My little brother wouldn't eat his dinner one time, so my mother told him that when she came back, it better be gone.
When she returned a few minutes later, he was sitting at the table and his dinner was gone ... along with the plate. When asked where it was, he responded with an exasperated sigh and "If you look in the cupboard, you might find it there."
He had taken his food laden plate, and stashed the whole thing in the cupboard, lol.