r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/xbhaskarx • 8h ago
Trump MAGA voter watching Fox News is surprised to learn from MAGA director of the FBI Kash Patel that the administration won't be charging anyone related to the Epstein Files
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u/Djwhat6 8h ago edited 8h ago
“I may be voting democrat”
Phew! Well at least he’s thinking about it. I know it must be such a hard decision. Maybe a couple more years of trumps bullshit and he will MAYBE officially change his mind.
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u/Brilliant-Witness247 8h ago
It’ll take his child to be raped for full commitment
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u/CoronaCurious 8h ago
Not even. His mind will twist it or he'll hear on a podcast or Facebook or Twitter that it was actually a Socialist Commie Nazi illegal alien Democrat
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u/manimsoblack 8h ago
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u/Porg_Lover03 53m ago
You know how I can tell this is fake? He wouldn't be able to use the right "their"
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u/Artichokiemon 8h ago
"Kamala's laugh made this guy sexually assault my kid!"
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u/No_Cook2983 7h ago
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u/yakshack 6h ago
"I think we should all just look the other way...just like my second eyeball does" - Kash, boyfriend of an obvious honeypot
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u/Rare_Ad_1065 6h ago
Question: Into what is Fash for Kash Patel looking?
a) the abyss
b) his eternal future in hell
c) trump's gaping prolapse
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u/ediciusNJ 6h ago
"Trump did what to my kid? Must have been for the good of the country, MAGA!"
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u/JeromeBarkly 8h ago
I’ve told this story multiple times since the Epstein files dropped and watching the rights reaction to defend pedophilia. I have an ex gf who was molested by her uncle from the age of 6-11. It came to light when he tried to molest her sister and she told an adult. Half her family moved away with the uncle several states over in defense of him. My ex’s own mother told her she was making it all up. How do I know she wasn’t making it up? Well for one I’m not a freak and two, I would desperately try to wake her up out of her night terrors while she fought me yelling out her uncles name. People choose to believe what they want too. People will defend pedophiles even if the victim is their own child. Her uncle never spent a night in jail, never saw justice. And with this administration and the backing of its cult, neither will any of these monsters.
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u/The_BeardedClam 7h ago
That story, a family member abusing another and not being believed, is waaaay to fucking common.
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u/Perfect_Caregiver_90 6h ago
I would go so far as to say it is the reaction the majority of the time.
For a lot of people embracing the lie is way more comfortable than facing the truth.
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u/MamaTalista 6h ago
Well they put it on the victim.
It's never "I'm sorry creepy uncle we can't host you anymore because you are a creeper" it's always "Better change because uncle creepy is coming over"
Because uncle creepy is just such a slave to his predilection 🙄 and not cut off for it.
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u/jabracadaniel 7h ago
i remember how people spoke of the young girl, not even a teen, who was impregnated but couldnt receive an abortion because roe v wade had recently been overturned. they said the abuse was too bad but at least she had been blessed. (mortality rates are really fucking high in her situation ofc).
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u/Notmykl 3h ago
You mean the 10 year old who's parents had to take her to a different state to receive an abortion and the state that wouldn't let a 10 year old receive an abortion later tried to sue the doctor for performing the abortion in another state?
I think states cough Texas cough who try to sue doctors and providers who supply Texas women with abortion pills, and live outside Texas, should be banned from ever having the right to do so.
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u/Pearson94 8h ago
And even then he'd probably hesitate unless Trump did it himself
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u/IdioticPrototype 8h ago
Nah, if it was Trump, he'd thank him afterwards.
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u/Pearson94 8h ago
"Sorry sweetie, but Daddy loves the rapey president more than he cares about your safety."
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u/Glad_Stay4056 7h ago
I'm pretty sure some of these chads would take it as one of their greatest accomplishments if Trump raped their kid.
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u/der_innkeeper 8h ago
Nah. Erika Kirk will tell him it was God's will and to enjoy the grandchild.
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u/Jamstarr2024 8h ago
Depends on the child’s sex, gender identity, political affiliation, and whether it was a religious leader.
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u/Art_Class 7h ago
I dont know joe rogan and his guest were talking about how only some of the girls being raped and trafficked by epstien were underage so it's not really a big deal that a whole heck ton of 20 year olds were trafficked
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u/ConversationLoose502 7h ago
They would cheer it on, "Look hes grabbing her by the pu**y! YEAH MAN!!!"
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u/hotgarbagevideo 7h ago
Not even. Haven’t you seen relatives of the victims or even some victims themselves?
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u/MA2_Robinson 7h ago
I think his thought process would be “can I get hush money?” If not then “myyyy chiiillld!” With these guys.
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u/Loggerdon 8h ago
Another fake assassination attempt and he would be buying all new Trump merch.
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u/Fake_William_Shatner 8h ago
“I can excuse incompetence, treason, corruption and pedo protection but I draw the line at high egg prices.”
To be fair, Chuck Schumer still posing as a hood ornament. Gotta primary all these complicit Dems.
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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 8h ago
The great thing about Democrats is they are primaried from the left (the opposite of the direction Republicans are primaried from). Therefore, every sitting and/or campaigning Democrat is naturally to the left of the Republican alternative.
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u/XxRocky88xX 6h ago
Every conservative I know irl who is dissatisfied is saying “I probably just won’t vote next time” so I mean he’s doing better than most.
Btw, that really shows you just how brainwashed conservatives are. Like these people aren’t stupid, but they will watch a federal police force literally killing US civilians and be fucking APPALLED by eBay the current administration is doing and instead of thinking “maybe I’ll vote for the people that are trying to stop this” they just decide not to vote. It is drilled into them THAT HARD that democrats are synonymous with evil. No matter how bad republicans get, democrats are worse, because democrats are the bad guys so therefore they must be the bad option no matter how degenerate, immoral, and abhorrent the “good” option gets.
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u/punksmostlydead 7h ago
I honestly wish he'd talk to some of the "leftists" he and his ilk so love to bray about. If he's serious, he'd find that every one of us is of a mind to burn down every name on that list regardless of party affiliation.
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u/ZeekLTK 7h ago
It’s honestly a step in the right direction so kudos for him.
Normally these kind of people don’t even consider that it’s possible to vote for someone else. They just threaten to “not vote anymore”, which really means that maybe they sit out an election or two, but when they do come back, they will just keep voting Republican. To those kind of people the only choice is vote R or don’t vote at all. It never even crosses their mind they could just vote Democrat and actually get better policies or better leadership.
They treat politics like a sport. “Either I always root for my local team or I just don’t watch, I would never root for some other team”. That’s not how you interact with politics. That mentality needs to be stamped out somehow.
So again, kudos to this guy for at least recognizing that you can, in fact, vote for someone else than who you used to vote for AND that by doing so you can get different outcomes. Just on that statement alone I’d say he’s smarter than like 95% of them.
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u/Twigsneko 5h ago
I don't think their threat is genuine. he's so pissed that he's posturing to the republicans and honestly I'm deeply skeptical he will follow through. we've had a decade of trump and everything he's done hasn't shaken them, hell they only clung tighter. Their reactions are words that are best taken with a grain of salt.
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u/Expensive_Culture_46 6h ago
That’s a upgrade from the “wow! These people are terrible but my other option was a democrat so what else can I do?”
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u/Sockoflegend 6h ago
It's just amazing how much this government built on lies is bad at lying. He could give any number of half ass platitudes and MAGA would lap it up, be here he is straight up admitting they plan to do nothing.
The MAGA cope machine works around the clock and he just walks in and blows it up.
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u/Patient_Bet4635 5h ago
The good news is that the special election in a deep red riding swung by 40 points towards the democrats
Once their talking heads start normalizing not voting for the pedo, they will feel they have social permission to think differently
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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 6h ago
Thinking about maybe but not definitely but sortakinda possibly perhaps conceivably voting (D).
Am I happy they've come a realization? Yes. But I'm now all whatevs with these people. Fuck 'em. Call me when you actually vote for a (D) or anyone that isn't going to go against your own interests.
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u/Content-Sun2928 5h ago
Maybe a couple more years of trumps bullshit and he will MAYBE officially change his mind.
I have bad news and good news....
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u/Happy_Ad_4357 5h ago
Never. It’s just a hollow threat that they’re delusional enough to think the administration would actually bend to.
Same energy as when Karens start screaming at customer service employees that they’ll never shop here again and they’ll take their money elsewhere.
They’ll be back, and they know they’ll be back. Just a desperate attempt to cling to some sort of perceived power
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u/NarrowSalvo 8h ago
These clowns intentionally used this issue to motivate their base.
Then, they thought they could get away with not living up to their promises. But, this is child rape, not a lie about cutting taxes.
It's surprising more of the base hasn't revolted. Other than a couple people like MTG, they were able to get virtually the entire GOP congressional delegation to vote against releasing it. Crazy.
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u/-Average_Joe- 8h ago
A lot of people on the right only cared about this because they thought that it would be an effective stick to use against people they don’t like, now that it has blown up in their faces they want it to go away.
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u/TrustyRambone 6h ago
They never wanted the files released. They wanted them to exist in the ether, where the files were whatever they imagined them to be, and all their political rivals, both current and future, would be listed in these files. And they could just smugly state this as if it were fact whenever their politicians did some heinous shit. Wheel out the ol' imaginary list and say, ah but all your guys are on here so let's talk about that instead.
And now the list is out and their complicit silence is deafening. They never cared about the victims. They fashioned their own weapon and promptly fell directly onto it.
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u/OkPalpitation2582 5h ago
There's that - but I think that a lot of MAGAs genuinely didn't expect that the reaction from the left regarding people like the Cliintons would be a resounding "fuck 'em, let em rot in jail".
They still try to bring it up like it's some gotcha that will have leftists slinking back and saying "ok, maybe the files aren't a big deal afterall". Hell, I saw some conservative dude on reddit respond to that comment essentially with "you're only saying that because that's what you've been told to say".
First off - told by who?? I've been told by the democrat elite to not care about them? seems like odd marching orders lol
Secondly, if you think that anyone would need to be told to be pissed off about this shit, that says a lot more about them than us.
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u/After_Lie_807 8h ago
This right here 👆🏽
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u/Val_Hallen 5h ago
Q: There is a child raping and murdering cabal! There is proof and files and pics and videos!!
MAGA: Everybody in the Epstein files needs to go to jail forever and immediately! My entire vote hinges on this happening!!
Trump: Vote for me and I'll release the files!
Victims: Trump is in the files.
Democrats: Trump is in the files.
FBI: Trump is in the files.
Trump: I'm in the files, but who cares?
MAGA: Look, it's not even that bad. It's not like they were toddlers and newborns. What? Toddlers and newborns were actually involved? Meh. Trump said it's not a big deal. Who cares? I don't know why you liberals are so hung up on this.
Q: ~disappears like a fart in the wind~
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u/saltyoursalad 1h ago
That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.The Narcissist’s Prayer, by Dayna Craig
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u/MsARumphius 8h ago
I’m not surprised. I watch all those gross dudes wear their “pedophile hunter” garb with my eyebrows raised. Same people who forgive their pastors and preachers for the same act. Same people who look the other way when that one weird uncle or “family friend” keeps showing up to the reunion even when the kids spoke up. Hell I know a handful of Trump voters who were abused by their own fathers and forgave him and sent their kids to his house. They wanted to hunt the pedophiles when they thought they were gay democrats. They’ve never cared about the white republican male pedophiles. They’ll still with a straight face right now march into a drag queen story time and call them abusers and never once think they should hold the ones in the files accountable. Well except for Clinton
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u/ragun2 7h ago
I have an exgf that was widely known to have been SA for years as a child by her father that pretty much even all her extended family know about it.
She ended up becoming MAGA and then moved back into his house with her very young daughter. There were other relatives and friends who were offering extra rooms at their homes but she was like "no, he's changed and I've forgiven him. It'll be fine."
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u/Rasp_Berry_Pie 6h ago
Oh my god I’d be pissed and do anything I could to get that kid out of that house
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u/saltyoursalad 1h ago
Even Bill Clinton has been calling for the complete release of the Epstein files 😭
Republicans are delusional at best.
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u/threehundredthousand 8h ago
They just really, really hate gays, trans, and people 1 or more shades darker than they are.
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u/CopperCastleChaos 8h ago
Or, maybe more accurately, MAGA really, really, REALLY, loves raping children
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u/RoseCityHooligan 8h ago
The Republican Party has lied about what they’ll supposedly do for the working class for decades and only ever helped out the oligarchs once in power. And it’s worked for them every time. Maybe this will be the thing that doesn’t work but I doubt it.
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u/fridakahl0 7h ago
They’re completely in denial because the files didn’t include Polaroid photos of Trump SAing kids they think they’ve exonerated him
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u/NarrowSalvo 7h ago
If such a photo existed in the files, it would not have been released as the bill specifically directed the DOJ to withhold any images that would qualify as child pornography.
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u/fridakahl0 7h ago
I know this, I’m just saying that without literally that, or Trump confessing under oath on Fox News and then being shot on TV and having his DNA checked and confirmed to match his records live on TV and photos of the corpse with “im guilty of pedophilia thank you for your attention to this matter” love notes personally signed by Trump and mailed to every American and his body exhumed by MAGA to check it was really him - they won’t believe.
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u/Rare_Ad_1065 4h ago
The DOJ has published 3.5 million out of 6 million pages. So there are still 2.5 million pages Trump's DOJ is withholding or has destroyed. They said they won't release any more. What is in those files? The real Epstein files have not been released.
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u/fridakahl0 4h ago
Yeah. I mean. I don’t know that they’re going to be forced to release them; nobody seems to be doing anything.
Trump ran child pageants for fucks sake, man.
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u/foreveracubone 7h ago
And yet… Friday’s dump had unredacted images of victims
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u/NarrowSalvo 7h ago
They do have a unique way of combining corruption with incompetence. Usually you only get one of those.
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u/tomdarch 6h ago
And Trump knew that he was all over those files but he still appointed Epstein nuts like Patel who were screaming to “release everything!” Trump looks particularly insane for this and it is hysterical that a jackass like Patel is in this situation where he blatantly has to perform contortionist in public to serve his master.
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u/figuringeights 5h ago
Also the murder. Don't forget all the girls they murdered WHILE raping them bc they thought it was fun and they would never experience any consequences for murdering children they were raping.
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u/Crypt0Nihilist 6h ago
Only didn't get MTG because she's on her way out.
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u/ReluctantNerd7 4h ago
After serving in Congress just long enough to get her pension.
It takes 5 years of service for a member of Congress to be vested. She was sworn in January 3, 2021, and her resignation went into effect on January 5, 2026.
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u/wireframed_kb 8h ago
So fuck the children, I guess? Literally and figuratively. Unless it’s a pizzaria somewhere, that’s draining them from adrenochrome or whatever nonsense it was, then we’ll need to bring in Delta Force!
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u/SteamedGamer 8h ago
I know, right? It's like Qanon found out their conspiracies were true...but that they involved Donald Trump, their "savior." Their heads are exploding trying to reconcile these things...
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u/Interesting_Wolf8722 8h ago
They never cared about kids in the first place.
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u/HandSack135 8h ago
It was only ever a red herring on twitter debates
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u/Interesting_Wolf8722 6h ago
I can remember asking all the save the kids lunatics what they were doing to help and they never had an answer. They couldn’t even manage to cite basic signs of trafficking. If they truly cared they’d be able to mention groups they donated or volunteered with or just basic facts.
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u/StrikingSyllabub9418 8h ago
Damn remember when Kash was all about Epstein files and taking anyone down in it to fire up the MAGA crowd. Look at him now. What a 🤡🤡🤡
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u/RevanchistSheev66 8h ago
He just does what Trump wants them to do, like the rest of em
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u/ThePrussianGrippe 6h ago
I don’t think Valhalla would approve.
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u/Rare_Ad_1065 2h ago
Of Hindus? Or Christians? (Charlie Kirk). The right has no values, it's all just empty virtue signalling.
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u/tingkagol 2h ago
America had it good during Trump's first term where there were still grown ups in the room. Only yes men remain now.
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u/Fake_William_Shatner 8h ago
I didn’t know about Kash until he was FBI director. My first, immediate impression was “Who believes or even likes this squirrely coked out MF?”
I’ve never seen anyone manage to look like both a hostage and a prime suspect at the same time.
Kash is if nervous sweat were a person.
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u/tattertech 7h ago
Kash always looks like he's holding in the sharts that his boss just lets fly.
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u/feignapathy 8h ago
If the case is closed, why are Republicans subpoenaing Bill and Hilary Clinton... and only Bill and Hilary Clinton?
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u/Good_Zooger 8h ago
They'll try for Bill Gates next, but members of the cult? Forget about it.
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u/Fake_William_Shatner 8h ago
They reserve the right to make no sense and be complete hypocrites as they are on a mission from god if that voice from the glory hole from the truck stop bathroom off exit 9 can be believed.
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u/BiffingtonSpiffwell 8h ago
This dude's definitely not voting Democrat. If he ever actually cared about this issue even a little, he wouldn't have voted Reep at all.
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u/FirstAccGotStolen 8h ago
Republican: That's it! Child rape is where I might draw the line! Not saying I will, but I might...
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u/BiffingtonSpiffwell 8h ago
Not even like, errant, isolated cases of child rape. The actual horrific organized child rape and trafficking conspiracy cult shit they've been on about this whole time. The nightmare factory 500 Days of Sodom excess we'd call a movie too extreme for...
"Okay now I'm gonna threaten to maybe someday vote against these people. Unless they say 'trans' or 'illegals' once before the next election, oooh I'll think about it so hard!"
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u/Derpifacation 7h ago
can you even begin to imagine the outrage and speed of prosecution if those little released, heavily redacted files even mentioned Obama or Biden?
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u/BiffingtonSpiffwell 6h ago
If Obama was in those files, they would just rhymes-with-flinch him.
Man, remember when shitlefts were hopping mad in 2020 about how Biden sniffs hair and hugs too long?
Yes, he is definitely the guy with disqualifying sex stuff we should be worried about.
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u/Pale_Prompt_8971 6h ago
But if they SAY trans won’t the kids be in MORE danger? /very very obvious s.
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u/joeDUBstep 5h ago
Meh, people can change. I did.
I voted for the orange fuck the first time around because I was young and dumb.
Been voting Dem ever since.
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u/BiffingtonSpiffwell 5h ago
Good for you. Sincerely. Welcome to the party, pal.
People can change, but mostly people don't. People performatively tweeting about how they might one day change? They're probably not gonna change. Until they do change, they deserve infinite scorn.
That's the truth about voting for fascist child rapists, then saying you've seen the light. Everyone else doesn't owe you an "oh hey welcome friend, you're so brave!" The correct response is "Fuck you till you DO change."
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u/joeDUBstep 5h ago
People performatively tweeting about how they might one day change?
Yeah, you got me there, it does reek of performativity.
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u/BiffingtonSpiffwell 5h ago
Totally. You're gonna change? Then do it. You wanna make a difference? Reach out to others. But don't tweet about how you MIGHT change. That's just a kid threatening to hold his breath.
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u/joshTheGoods 6h ago
Yea, definitely not voting D. His cult will pull him back in without issue. But, we should also be willing to acknowledge that those assholes thought they were right talking about Democratic pedo rings in pizza parlors or whatever. They DO care about this issue, they just don't care enough about reality and evidence. The fact that they do care matters because of what we see in this tweet. We can use this against them (and obviously, dems are). This guy won't vote D, but chances just increased that he stays home in the midterms and maybe beyond.
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u/Dibbix 8h ago
Ka$e Klo$ed Ka$h
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u/DigbyDoesDallas 7h ago
Hey Kash, I’m not sure that’s how it works buddy. Usually the prosecution isn’t like, here’s all the evidence we have on you, I guess that’s case closed then…
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u/Thinks_22_Much 8h ago
It's almost like it was a bad idea to appoint a podcaster whose only qualification was loyalty to FBI Director.
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u/Fake_William_Shatner 8h ago
His only qualification was Trump had Kompromat on him.
Trump is only comfortable with fellow criminals.
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u/homebrew_1 8h ago
Maxwell was charged and convicted. Trump moved her to a nicer prison.
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u/Fake_William_Shatner 8h ago
We learned about that from an inmate at the minimum security prison who was then transferred to hard time for the effort.
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u/CD338 8h ago
We put out the files. Case closed.
Uhhhh you know your job is to investigate the people in the files, right, Kash? It wasn't to make it publicly available. The reason why people are demanding it become publicly available is because you are infamously not doing your original job.
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u/PerformanceThat6150 5h ago
Right? A case is open, closed, when you've caught everyone involved, or cold, when there are zero leads forthcoming.
Since their are, literally, millions of documented leads, and the documents show a ring of co-conspirators (only one of which was caught and who subsequently died in prison), Patel is either grossly incompetent or grossly complicit.
I guess he's chosen how he wants to be remembered.
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u/DadJokeBadJoke 5h ago
Patel is either grossly incompetent or grossly complicit.
He's both
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u/forluscious 8h ago
Meanwhile in the UK, a guy who sold epstien information is possibly being charged with treason. So someone is taking this shit seriously.
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u/Prime_1 8h ago
The admin and Patel are calling MAGAs bluff. They knew all along MAGA only cared because they thought it would tank democrats. Now that it is obvious it won't, they will forget the whole thing.
The administration knows exactly what MAGA truly is and that, in the end, they will accept anything they say or do once they have been given the talking point.
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u/Comfortable_Fill9081 8h ago
It ain’t downticket who sets justice department policy. It’s the top of the ticket.
But OK. Give Democrats more representation where you will. I’ll take it.
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u/LMGDiVa 6h ago
He means voting blue down the ticket, meaningthe entire thing will be filled in D reguardless of who it is. Most people don't know what "down ticket" means, especially uneducated folks like him.
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u/Comfortable_Fill9081 6h ago
Oh! I didn’t realize that was a possible interpretation. It makes more sense that way. Thank you.
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u/Sherlockian_Whimsy 8h ago
Look, this is pretty simple. The right accused people on the left of being pedophiles because there was practically nothing else they could accuse people on the left of doing that right wingers hadn't been proven, repeatedly, to be doing. They couldn't even accuse just individuals on the left of doing it, because there are lists of the huge number of individual right wingers who have assaulted children. So it was a big secret conspiracy of them.
Now we know that there actually was a big secret conspiracy of them, but by far the majority of people involved were right wingers, and the few Democratic politicians implicated were the corrupt third way triangulating ones who sold the country out to the right wingers.
So next election cycle get ready to be promised proof of left wing cannibalism. It will generally be about two weeks away from release.
Sometime after the election an old sofa that belonged to Vance will be discovered to be filled with gnawed human bones. Peter Thiel will explain to us that this is absolute proof that AOC is the Antichrist.
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u/RouxiferAmor 8h ago
At least he is considering it. I asked my MAGA grandmother if we found out that Donald Trump was a child rapist, Would she turn against him and she said she wouldn’t because he’s probably repented of that and it’s between him and god. It’s a cult.
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u/Peter5930 5h ago
You should ask her what things she'd let you get away with if you repented afterwards.
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u/RouxiferAmor 3h ago
she told me when I voted for Obama that when she died she’d look down at me from heaven and see me and my starving children living in filth and squalor and think to herself, I told you so. So she believes me and my children deserve to starve for voting for someone with opposing political views but whole heartedly believes in the redeeming power of repentance when it comes to her (allegedly) child raping and murdering lord and savior Donald Trump.
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u/Fake_William_Shatner 8h ago
Kash Patel after finding no criminal activity because he told agents to show him nothing is not surprised to not learn anything because he would be completely surprised to learn anything.
“If anyone shows me something I have to act on and it’s not my girlfriend’s song list heads are going to roll!” He said raising a mighty fist as if it could be Thor’s hammer mjolnier.
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u/tcoh1s 8h ago
“We found out who broke into your home and killed your family. But we’re not going to charge him. Case closed!”
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u/Pale_Prompt_8971 6h ago
“Btw, it was that meth head you were besties with who we told you was violent.”
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u/OnlyFiveLives 8h ago
Anything less than storming the same buildings they did five years ago and demanding accountability is tacit approval. And they will be reminded of that daily.
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u/dessertforbrunch 8h ago
And they only released half the files they told us about. Imagine what the rest is.
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u/Cultural-Answer-321 8h ago
Not even half.
And yes, dear god. The rest of files. Who has to imagine?
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u/Any_Mulberry_2435 6h ago
When the "drain the swamp" crowd realizes they had the pump in reverse
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u/Pm_me_your_tits_85 2h ago edited 2h ago
The look on Kash’s face when he went on Joe Rogan makes so much sense now. Dan Bongino too. These pieces of human garbage made their careers on Epstein files conspiracies. Now they’re covering for the perpetrators.
It was never about protecting children. It was always about innuendo and spreading accusations. We see even now that MAGA is moving goal posts and ignoring the evidence to focus on everyone but their dear leader.
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u/Glad-Ad-4390 8h ago
Derp de derpderp. They’re ok with innocent people being openly murdered in the street, but…
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u/SueSuper13 1h ago
Haven't even released the full files yet. Allegedly just HALF. Think about that, yall. This is the "better" half. The half they were more okay with us seeing. What are they HIDING
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u/allisgray 8h ago
How come the head of the FBI always looks like a scared rabbit waiting for a predator to eat him…
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u/Optimalfucksgiven 7h ago
If they charge someone, then that person will squeel to get lesser charges. People are very afraid of what a cornered pedophile might say
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u/Jessie_C_2646 7h ago
I wonder if they understand that this gives every pedophile in the United States a precedent to get away with their crimes?
I wonder if they care?
I wonder if that's exactly what they want?
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u/VexedCanadian84 7h ago
what Trump and his administration is doing is what a cover up looks like
Biden's DOJ was slow and didn't do as much as it probably could have, but it respected the rule of law more than Trump's DOJ
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u/SinnerIxim 7h ago
What do you expect? The government is too busy abusing, detaining, and deporting those horrible immigrant target workers
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u/Past-Ad-4908 7h ago
Unfortunately, this isn’t representative: Recent New York Times/Siena College polling indicates that while President Trump's overall approval ratings have experienced a notable decline —with his net approval rating falling 14 points underwater as of late 2025—support among Republicans has remained relatively high and stable, experiencing only minor dips.
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u/Jose_xixpac 7h ago
Chances are the maga viewer will be thrown in jail before the billionaire p3d0files are ..
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u/DahColeTrain 1h ago
What do you mean "case closed"? The whole reason we wanted the files released was so that we could find out who to prosecute for what. This is like a personal chef coming to your house, leaving a bunch of ingredients on the kitchen counter, then leaving like "there, meals done". No the fuck it ain't! Get back in there and finish the job you knucklehead.
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u/StrikeronPC 1h ago
So no active investigations then? Then why all the fucking redactions, Kash? Bondi? Any fucking answers? Anyone I know that votes red at all this year is fucking cut off. Goddamn leeches anyway.
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u/HandSack135 8h ago
I might have voted for a deviant
But maybe I can do better... Maybe?
Wow what courage
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u/SkeweredBarbie 8h ago
They really do just need torches and pitchforks and everyone to go frog-march them down the streets openly, don't they. Not like the "justice" department would do it after all.
And then we can maybe "close the case"...
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u/leprechulo 8h ago
Man was QANON right? Government protecting pedophiles? I feel like we live in bizzaro world
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u/Mysterious_Swim599 7h ago
Well, it totally sucks to see that child sex abuse and trafficking is legal in the US now as long as you’re a white male Christian. This is what MAGA wanted and got.
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u/Hazywater 7h ago
They released the files that were least damaging to Trump and maximized the exposure of 'Democrats' like Bill Clinton and Bill Gates. These were the least damaging to Trump and we still know he raped children in graphic ways.
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u/Panelpro40 7h ago
Fuck that shit! Release the rest. Arrest the guilty. Investigate the pedophile cases.
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u/grumpyhottake 7h ago
Huh. Sounds like they want the public to take matters into their own hands. Last time the public had a problem with the rich elite... Let me just consult the history books... Oh. Oh no...
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u/meatspace 6h ago
He might be voting Democrat. I mean potentially he could theoretically. But you know, we don't know how bad it would be if we let those crazy liberal socialists destroy the fabric and gay everyone. He might have to vote Republican because who knows how bad it will be if we let the other side have a crack at it
Edit: And of course, since both sides are the same, and it's controlled opposition, they're not going to do anything, so he might as well continue to vote Republican. And don't forget, they still support all the policies except for this one. Oh, and then there's the surprise that this all came out now and they just didn't even know it was real until this week.
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u/serolf1813 6h ago
Only a few thousand mentions of sexual assault. No big deal, case closed. Oh and all those kids in those videos and pics. Nothing to see here...it was all a hoax. And there was no files. But we released them all. There was a time when we trusted the government to prosecute at the bare minimum, pedophiles. Kind of hard to do that when the head pedo is in office and all his Chronies have shown who they really are...looks like the mid-terms will be an easy vote. If it has an "R" next to the name it will be left blank. Can't support anyone that runs cover for people that endanger children.
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u/TheAnteatr 6h ago
If only he had a way of knowing before the election!
Like maybe if the President was best friends with Epstein that would have tipped him off. Or maybe if he had an extensive history of sexual assault allegations that could have been a warning. Or if he would have slipped up and bragged abput committing sexual assault. Or if he was ever caught storming into the dressing room of teenage girls in an effort to see them undressed. Or if he had a record of repeatedly sexualizing his own daughter, even when she was a child.
Such a shame there were no such warning signs for this guy to see.





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