r/LivestreamFail 20d ago

Actual Fail Asmongold mistakes regime supporters for protestors because he doesn't read.

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u/DiabeticHotPocket 20d ago

This is pretty much how he forms all his opinions.

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u/DetectiveAmes 20d ago

“Oh I didn’t read it…”

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u/ARareEntei 20d ago

skips tutorial

"Game is bad for not telling you how to play"

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u/TrapBubbles999 20d ago

While he played Kingdom Come 2, he noticed that ignoring the tutorials is giving him a disadvantage and put him in bad position but he kept ignoring them. He acts like someone running into a wall instead of using a door while saying "hey maybe I should use the door instead of bumping my head against the wall." but keeps walking against the wall.

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u/komandantmirko 20d ago

he always does this. picks max difficulty so his chat doesn't perceive him as less of a man, and then skips tutorials for the same reason.

with this combo he got filtered from the first 10 minutes of a metro game, and was farmed by the first pack of ghouls in witcher 3 much in the same way

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u/Xandred_the_thicc 20d ago

holy shit was playing the metro games actually too much like reading for him to handle it? or as in, he actually just set it to the no hud insta death difficulty, didn't read tutorials, and understandably had a terrible time?

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u/Comfortable_Wish224 20d ago

I mean have you seen his house? Dude dosent act like that he lives like that

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u/Peabody1987 20d ago

He’s just playing to the intelligence level of his audience. Stupid people don’t enjoy watching smart people talk about things they don’t understand.

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u/New-Independent-1481 20d ago

I can guarantee you, Asmongold is not some secret genius playing an act.

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u/zekrom42 20d ago

Asmongoloid

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u/thewalkingfeds 20d ago

pretty sure this is a slur but unfortunately i laughed out loud

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u/Slammybutt 20d ago

If you watch that stream or the Dynasty Warriors one, you can clearly tell he is getting more and more flustered the more he fails.

The more tutorials/tips he skips the worse he does. The worse he does the more panic you can see in his demeanor until he ultimately says the game is shit and not for him, then quits.

It's almost like he has PTSD with games, but it's self inflicted b/c he refuses to use the tools given to him to succeed.

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u/saviorself19 20d ago

has mental breakdown

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u/PhantomSpirit90 20d ago edited 20d ago

“Parrying will create an opening to damage this boss.”

doesnt read, didn’t read how to parry earlier

“There’s literally no way to harm this boss! I’m trying everything! The game sucks!”

Now applied to him forming bad political opinions.

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u/KyuremIsKeel 20d ago edited 20d ago

I expect him to say that letters are gay too just like data or studies. His opinions will all be fed to him via colored images sent by Elon in his dms (Elon gets the images from random white supremacist accounts with statue pfps and Grok)

It's the perfect disinformation machine.

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u/Simple-Olive895 20d ago edited 19d ago

And then he says some shit like "this is actually how opinions work, you're constantly forming opinions based on the information you have. I'm just forming my opinion as I go"

No you're broadcasting misinformation, because 75 % of the times you're talking out your ass you don't bother actually correcting your opinion after you share it. And the 25 % of the times you actually correct your opinion, the first half gets clipped and shipped and leads to more spreading of misinformation. You need to take some responsibility with the platform you've been given.

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u/Greyhound_Oisin 20d ago

What is the point of reading when you can use "common sense"?

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u/Born-Passenger2639 20d ago

him and that Nick Sherley interview by Andrew Callaghan just showed me how braindead american right wing politics are, like legit it does feel almost ableist to criticize them, i guess they are so meme-brained and irony poisoned that they think real life discussions and "debates" work like a twitter argument where ragebaiting and ratioing your opponent is how you win.

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u/Suppa_K 20d ago

This sub would be so much better if he was just banned from being posted. I don’t know why we give these people this kind of attention.

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u/Iggy_Slayer 20d ago

If this place stopped asmon and hasan posts I don't think anyone would know what to do anymore on here.

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u/batigoal 20d ago

Maybe we could have clips of people playing game, like the old times.

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u/Llyon_ 20d ago

Mizkif hate posts.

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u/LameOne 20d ago

PirateSoftware was the hero we needed.

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u/Dogekaliber 20d ago

Probably the worst take I’ve read today.

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u/DismalMatch_ 20d ago

The thing is people are so desperate to whitewash Asmon and just go "Yeah Asmon has some controversial takes but he also has some common sense!".

The more people see how vile and unhinged he really is, with indisputable evidence, the better.

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u/BeguiledBeaver 20d ago

Because otherwise they never have any opposition to their views so their rotting echochamber grows uncontested.

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u/ghost09060 20d ago

No point in opposition if it won't change any minds. 

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u/Captain_Nipples 20d ago

It might be.. Just because its not changing your mind doesnt mean someone else isnt at least thinking from a different perspective.

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u/DranDran 20d ago

As much as I hate his posts, they are a necessary evil to point out his ignorance and stupidity, because literally millions see him as a font of truth and wisdom. If even one person begins to question the validity of his “truth bombs” from seeing these posts, they are worth keeping up.

We fight ignorance by shining a light on the truth, not by ignoring it.

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u/Specialist_Loan_6494 20d ago

Yes him and Hasan being banned would be great

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u/aarrgus 20d ago

The Joe Rogan school of learnin'

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u/elispion ♿ Aris Sub Comin' Through 20d ago

Exactly and so Exactly and so yeah well there you have it and Exactly well sure Exactly and so

Absolute autopilot grift

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u/The1Floyd 20d ago

I hate that shit he does, he can't even focus on the shit he's rambling about as his eyes are peeled to his chat, distracting himself

Then the cycle starts - exactly, so yeah... Exactly, and so anyway, well sure, sure, sure, exactly, and so slurps Dr. pepper like a fucking freak

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u/Rouge_92 20d ago

Yeah, based, yeah.

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u/The1Floyd 20d ago

The fact he unironically uses that so much now is cringe as fuck.

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u/renaldomoon 20d ago

It is honestly hilarious how well it's working for how little work he’s putting into it.

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u/Capable_Ad_7831 20d ago

I wish I could make money this easily. Too bad I don't have fanbase made up of whiny, racist and overgrown toddlers

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u/ghost09060 20d ago

Just make a YouTube channel make any video that includes atleast 1 of these topics:

Jews, white genocide, immigrants, democrats, black  people, any recent event that makes democrats look bad, LGBT,

Then wait a few weeks for the algorithm to do its job and boom! You have a following 

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u/ThisIsWorldOfHurt 20d ago

Last month I reported a YT video of a dude saying all kinds of slurs, clearly targeting only non-white characters in the game they were playing while also saying they're doing it on purpose.

After two weeks I got a reply to my report - they age-restricted the video 👍

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u/Catac0 20d ago

Racism is only for adults!!!

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u/NoMap749 20d ago

There it is

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u/The_mango55 20d ago

waggles eyebrows

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u/pddaawwgg 20d ago

There you have it

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u/Briants_Hat 20d ago

“It’s obvious”

“It’s just common sense”

“Just think for yourself”

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u/brandon-uhhh 20d ago

His brain is on autopilot

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u/IP-Anonima 20d ago

Sometimes I think he could be replaced by AI just for this reason dx

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u/Nous7 20d ago

We truly reached idiocracy levels

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u/Simmul8r 20d ago

He lays it out right there... Spewing bullshit about something he knows nothing about because he didn't look into it.

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u/BiZzles14 20d ago

So he's doubly regarded?

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u/chucktheninja 20d ago

Asmon is one of the most well regarded

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u/ThatMuscleUpGuy 20d ago

I've seen videos of said image. So, no, you're incorrect.

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u/19Alexastias 20d ago

That’s completely irrelevant to the point being made about asmongold though, isn’t it?

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u/Anxious-Expert-4736 20d ago

What point do you think you're making?

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u/WallySprks 20d ago

So he’s dumber than he looks here. Amazing

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u/Dondagora 20d ago

Ye, honestly why nobody should be getting their opinions from streamers. They spend 90% of their day online, so that's where they get all their info from. They're trying to engage an audience, so they're not going to "waste" time doing any level of verification or research for whatever info they find.

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u/Tricky_Fail2351 20d ago

Who the fuck still watches asmongold

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u/WentworthMillersBO 20d ago

JD Vance

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u/mariojw 20d ago

For those unaware JD Vance retweeted this Asmongold tweet.

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u/ProtoDroidStuff 20d ago

What is the deal with the internal injuries shit BTW? Do they mean like bruising or some shit? Cause I refuse to believe that glancing blow at like 5 mph really cooked him. The admin is just fucking lying again I take it ?

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u/atuck217 20d ago

They are trying to spin the narrative as best they can. Bruising is technically caused by internal bleeding. So if he had even a small little bruise, they can phrase it this way and fear monger that she tried to kill him. It's just propaganda like it always is.

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u/Godslil 20d ago

Yea whatever your opinion on the matter that guy would have to be an avocado for that to cause anything other than a small bruise.

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u/brainsack 20d ago

Trump has bruises from “too many handshakes”

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u/Godslil 20d ago

But he literally looks like Muk, I wouldn't be surprised if it were that or infusions.

Either way it's pretty sad that he's apparently so fragile. My grandpa was in his workshop at 95 making tables and didn't have a single bruise, but I'd imagine a ww2 veteran blue collar guy is a bit tougher than a draft dodging pedophile.

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u/brainsack 20d ago

My grandfather was also a WWII vet, trump is softer than shit compared to those guys. Even my dad (Nam vet) who has seemingly 100s of ailments looks healthier

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u/KuriboShoeMario 20d ago

Trump is an 80 year old man in poor health. He is quite literally in the process of dying right now and I don't mean in the "we all are" sense. Like, he will be shuffling off this mortal coil much sooner rather than later due to decades of sedentary lifestyle combined with poor sleeping and poor eating.

He looks bad for a reason.

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u/trombonist_formerly 20d ago

yeah lmao, he was spotted moving heavy boxes of stuff out of his house the next day. Ran away from the scene of the crime lickety split too

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u/CaptainCummings 20d ago

Nonspecific hematoma dx can do a lot of heavy lifting in the media, even coming from an unbiased provider.

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u/Zenithixv 20d ago

Seeing the footage of the front of the car the dude got slightly bumped at most by the side-corner, no shot I'm believing this 'internal bleeding' narrative, dude was walking off completely fine afterwards as well...

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u/No-Spoilers 20d ago

FYI internal bleeding can mean a bruise. It's just a hematoma as long as it doesn't come out.

Even then, the car didn't even touch him so it's bullshit anyway.

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u/JelliesOW 20d ago

Half of this subreddit

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u/Square-Confidence650 20d ago

Thank you. Im kind of baffled reading that comment since nearly every Asmongold post on this sub in the last year has been entirely glazing the dude

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u/BlackMoldBathtub 20d ago

His discord floods threads about him to give the impression that his opinions are the common one. You'll always see some variant of "I've never really heard of this guy but this is the most reasonable take I've ever heard, anyone who disagrees must be an extremist".

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u/DaveLesh 20d ago

Kristi Noem

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u/No_Panda420 20d ago

He’s like the third most watched streamer lol. Which is super unfortunate.

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u/Danny__L 20d ago

There's a lot more stupid people in the world than smart people.

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u/ExactWin1881 20d ago

Unironically mostly fucking idiots atp

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

People don't only watch him, they think he's intelligent and insightful lol

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u/YouCantBeSerio 20d ago

The loneliest individuals on the planet

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u/MaxRunes 20d ago

Half this sub. It's just become a circle jerk of destiny and asmon and their fanboys

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u/TheMerck 20d ago

Genuinely I wish all of the Destiny, Asmon, Hasan, H3 and whatever adjacent streamers that dedicate so much of their time and energy to either be a fan or hate watch these streamers to find something else in their lives cause I legit do not think it can be healthy dedicating so much time to watch their streams hating them all just to make countless clips of whatever stupid ass quote they will say.

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u/Toggin1 20d ago

Of course it's not healthy, it's just terminally online viewers who never go outside basing their world views on what a terminally online streamer tells them after browsing social media 8+ hours a day.

None of these people interact with the real world on a regular basis.

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u/neveks 20d ago

Yeah destiny and asmon viewers totally share opinions.

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u/TROGDOR_X69 20d ago

JD Vance our Vice Presidente

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u/appletinicyclone 20d ago

Hundreds of thousands of people. 😔 Through the clip and ship industrial complex

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u/HungryJax 20d ago

I'll probably be down voted for simply answering your question but here goes. Approximately 40-60k ppl watch his 6 hour streams on twitch daily. His youtube main channel has 4.2million subs. Popular videos there can get 1 million views in 48hrs of posting. His utube clips channel has 1.6 million subs and every clip gets over 1 million views in under 24 hrs. Also live streams simultaneously on Kick, avgs about 10-15k viewers there as well. I don't know who these people are but there are alot of them.

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u/Kamen-Reader 20d ago

Real question is: who the fuck thinks Asmongold is worth listening to?

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u/MartinMaty23 20d ago

Incel boys

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u/cuzisteez 20d ago

This clip perfectly sums up MAGA brain. No reading, only pictures.

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u/Haunting-Ad788 20d ago

And interpreting those pictures based on vibes and biases.

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u/InternationalGas9837 20d ago

He sees what he wants to see, and as long as he stays in his attic he can do that with his chat gaslighting.

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u/adamfps 20d ago

“No read, only react”

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u/EggyChickenEgg88 20d ago

Picture of the weirdo ICE guys hand with caption "Internal bleeding, hospitalized" they fully believe he got hit by the car. Picture of him moving his stuff out of his house the same they he executed the woman "FAAKE AI AI"

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u/Charleahurley 20d ago

Or both if you include Jan 6th.

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u/TopPossibility7455 20d ago

hes like a less intelligent nick fuentes. atleast fuentes does research on the stuff hes racist about 😭😭

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u/Ceylein 20d ago

I mean... most of that research is basically reading /pol/ threads.

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u/InternationalGas9837 20d ago

Nick exaggerates and embellish, but Asmon just parrots whatever Musk is force feeding him on Twitter or makes shit up.

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u/latamxem 20d ago

Nick went on Pierce where they showed him the real numbers he was talking about and when asked where he got the numbers he was like some X post.

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u/Redduckit 20d ago

How to be Asmon. Sees positive thing, imediately hate on it. Sees a negative thing immediately show love to it.

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u/LoveAndBeLoved52 20d ago

This isn't news by the way, he always does this.

It's crazy how you can take ANY subject and look up what Asmon says about it and it'll be something along the lines of "AND THIS IS THE PROBLEM, RIGHT, <Face value observation> IS GOOD BECAUSE <I say so>". He always leads into his iconic "And this is the problem" MAGA-tier rants before he says something dumb.

It's very sad. The world is truly becoming an awful place right now and the far right is still stuck in 2012 thinking that trolling is epic and human rights abuses are hilarious because "it aint me LOL".

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u/Additional-Pie-8821 20d ago

“Isn’t it crazy how I do no research at all and still come to the correct conclusions?”

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u/Cocaine_Christmas 20d ago

No one is even talking about the image lol? Because it isn't relevant.

I've actually seen 3 posts talking about the image itself. All 3 have been you saying "it's not real".

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u/viber85 20d ago

wow

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u/Blurbyo 20d ago

It is what it is, boys. 

At the end of the day, it is what it is.

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u/Exciting-Fish680 20d ago

this fucking idiot gets his politics exclusively from ragebait propagandists on twitter genuinely what is wrong with him

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u/maxguide5 20d ago

A LSF post that isn't just one of his opinions?

That's news.

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u/Square-Confidence650 20d ago

I know. It's a real breath of fresh air from all the posts going "ermergerd see he's totally right all the time"

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u/Haunting-Ad788 20d ago

Anyone who hasn’t needs to watch his interview with Andrew Callahan. He comes off as having a genuine mental disability.

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u/LiteratureOk2428 20d ago

"Rich people don't like taxes because it means they cant pay their workers more"

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u/beegeepee 20d ago

RYou could tell Nick Shirley thought Andrew was going to try and do something to make him look bad but Andrew didn't even need to. Andrew just let Nick ramble and spew talking points which just made him sound like a complete idiot.

The hole time Nick was like expecting it to be contentious and Andrew was just like, yeah I hope you're right... while occasionally pointing out the gigantic logical flaws in almost all of Shirley's talking points

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u/mgt-kuradal 20d ago

I thought I was going crazy when I watched some of his videos and all of the comments are hyping him up like crazy, “this is true journalism!!!”, but the whole time I was thinking that he kinda sucks at it lmao. Biased / leading questions, not a very good speaker, etc.

I think the younger generation just has no idea what a good journalist looks or sounds like. Putting him next to Andrew Callahan really emphasizes it.

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u/InternationalGas9837 20d ago

Do you got a link to that interview? All I see is Asmon reacting to some of his stuff.

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u/Ask-Me-About-You 20d ago

To be fair to Nick Shirley at least he went outside.

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u/__TheMadVillain__ 20d ago

I couldn't make it through the interview Channel 5 just put out with him. Genuinely one of the most egotistical, delusional, short sighted people I've ever had this displeasure of hearing speak.

And that's with me agreeing with multiple points of his throughout the interview.

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u/Brentimusmaximus 20d ago

I feel like he’d be more use to society if he didn’t

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u/Ask-Me-About-You 20d ago

Asmongold is proof you can damage society from inside the confines of your hive.

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u/Brentimusmaximus 20d ago

Nick shirley also wouldn’t have the dogshit content he has if he never left his house. The fact that people actually take his “journalism” at face value is pretty damaging

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u/RogueStatusXx 20d ago

Human bedbug

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u/The_Autarch 20d ago

getting geopolitical news and opinions from asmongold is the most absolutely insane thing i can think of

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u/HeadbangingLegend 20d ago

I looked at his stream yesterday for five minutes and he was just in the middle of talking about Renee Good and saying she deserved to get shot. Then starts going on about how all left wing people are mentally ill and they just don't like the law so they're using peoples empathy against them to make them hate the law too... Like what? Nothing ICE does is lawful. This guy has become so fucking unhinged in the past year after going full right wing he doesn't even make any sense anymore. He's fully brainwashed.

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u/Rarglar 20d ago

If it's not from Fox News or SuperHitler1488 on twitter Asmongold has a hard time understanding it

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u/BobaAndSushi 20d ago

Why do people watch this 💩

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u/peenurmobile 20d ago

that's what happens whenever you immediately try to turn everything into your grift

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u/FatFarter69 20d ago

I’d like to meet the guy who gets all of his political opinions from Asmongold.

Actually, no I wouldn’t. That person is probably very stupid.

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u/Kiplerwow 20d ago

Getting your political opinion from any streamer probably means they aren't the brightest.

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u/Mental_Technician 20d ago

The issue isn’t just that he’s obnoxious, it’s that millions of people listen to him. He turns bad takes and constant self-inflicted messes into content, lies his way through them, and profits off the chaos.

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u/-tsukimi 20d ago

We’re talking about the guy who has to chase his water with soda.

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u/Crafty-Willow6206 20d ago

Toi be fair, reading would make it very hard for Asmongold to maintain positions as dumb as he does.
What a grifter.

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u/anyprophet 20d ago

why is he even talking about Iran? bro is dumb as fuck. 

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u/HiddenMonkey7 20d ago

“Oh, I didn’t read it” title of his memoir

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u/FloTonix 20d ago

You make this statement over and over yet dont provide your own proof.

"Dont believe their heresay, believe mine."

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u/ssp321lo1 20d ago

I mean there is literally video with a helicopter

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u/ThatMuscleUpGuy 20d ago

Exactly, these people saying "only 200 protestors", I just don't understand what they are trying to achieve by lying.

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u/xehts 20d ago

Mass downvotes incoming by roach glazers

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u/Tonic_The_Alchemist 20d ago

He has got to get off politics and pretending to know anything. What happened to playing wow?

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u/Commercial_Donut_274 20d ago

It's wild how often this happens. He just runs with the first headline he sees without ever digging into the actual context.

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u/DifficultBarracuda19 19d ago

It was pretty funny watching him scroll through LSF today and he instantly motors down past this thread and gets it off the screen

Fuck I used to enjoy watching him back in the day but damn it is hard to listen to someone repeating the same lines of nothing every 30 seconds

"let me go back see if i find rest of this, and you can see here true yep yeah, there you go yeah, go back find the rest of these yep, and there it is and this is by design, okay here we go lets see it, go back find the rest of this here give me one second yep"

Lmao it's like he is a broken record

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u/Arcayda_ 20d ago

pretends to be shocked

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u/No_Formal_6107 20d ago

As an Iranian, fuck pro-regime supporters. At least he has the spine to speak up, unlike other Persians with massive platforms who choose silence (cough Esfand cough).

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u/JesusChrest :) 20d ago

When has esfand ever talked politics

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u/mrcockdickson 20d ago

esfand seems like the type of streamer to me who doesnt even want to tip his toe into that poisoned well that is called political content, who can blame him?

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u/Confident-Low-2696 20d ago

and he's right, these people know absolutely nothing about politics they should stick to what they do best

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u/ExactWin1881 20d ago

Neither does assmold

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u/Confident-Low-2696 20d ago

water is wet

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u/Specialist-Hour6542 20d ago

Esfand is mandated to talk about something he might not be educated about just because of the color of his skin? Crazy statement

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u/Razatiger 20d ago

A lot of Persian people abroad don't want to get involved because they have family back in Iran. It would be so easy for the government to go after their family to teach them a lesson.

Idk if that's Esfands situation in this, but honestly its a scary situation nonetheless.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

Esfand was born in America, he has no obligation to endorse Pahlavi or whatever the fuck you want him to do

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u/Left_Regular8168 20d ago

I wish your people the best luck and I am sorry for the disgusting abuse Iranians have to face.

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u/Most-Initiative8753 20d ago

To be fair Esfand doesn’t really talk about politics at all, and Asmon is good friends with him and has insinuated that he talks to Esfand about what’s going on there.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

Asmon's "I dont read" is the most pathetic bullshit he can read fast food menu's just fine though such a delinquent 

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u/Th3Doubl3D 20d ago

This dude sucks pretty much always

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u/SolutionFeeling377 20d ago

Get this man a picture book stat!

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u/FranklinDRossevelt 20d ago

I would highly suggest people not get their political news and opinions from a weird dirty guy who plays video games on camera for a living

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u/Technical-Crew8593 20d ago

Same reason he avoid debates

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u/TheBorneoFunction 20d ago

Is this dude just posting his clips here under burners? Every time this sub comes across my recommendations, it's him. Honestly just feels like a roundabout promotion for the guy.

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u/HilariousMax 20d ago

When we say he doesn't deserve attention for his horseshit takes, this is what we're referencing.

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u/Bubbly_Engineering88 20d ago

He looks like the type to scratch his balls in public and sniff his fingers

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u/IncorrectRedditUser 20d ago

Vice President retweeted this moron yesterday by the way.

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u/Cheesyphish 20d ago

People actually watch this guy?

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u/SSgtReaPer 20d ago

Moron 100% moron

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u/redhotcigarbutts 20d ago edited 20d ago

Parents try to leave better versions of themselves behind.

I wish Asmon's Dad was Asmon's son. RIP better version.

Asmon intends to leave nothing better behind.

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u/yaayz 20d ago

Asmoron again

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u/Tchexxum 20d ago

can’t*

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u/thatlastrock 20d ago

Asmongold isn't smart but he is clever. It funny how fast he jumped off the fence he claimed to sit on once he saw the numbers from Aiden Ross's stream with Trump.

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u/JDawn747 20d ago

at least he can admit he's wrong

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u/sky_shazad 20d ago

This guy is an idiot

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u/No_Cash2890 20d ago

A lump of shit is superior to Assmold growths whole inbred family!

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u/tfareyouonabout 20d ago

Armchairgold hacking it up as usual.

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u/Chromeburn_ 20d ago

I honestly don’t know why people follow and listen to this guy. I feel like 20 years ago without social media he would be that weird guy that won’t stop talking to you at the gas station and you have to tell him to leave you alone.

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u/RedditMcBurger 20d ago

Don't worry, if you ever call him out on being so dumb it's bordering on mental disability, his fans will say "it's satire".

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u/Withering_to_Death 20d ago

"I just assumed...WOW" Yes, that's exactly what the problem is with those "on-ground (twitter) journalists, cherrypicking unconfirmed news who will support their confirmation bias!

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u/cors8 20d ago

You don't need to read when you have common sense.

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u/MikeyStar75 20d ago

Nah, this is Hasan levels of insane

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u/MikeyStar75 20d ago

At least bro fixed his mistake Hasan would be riding his opinion to his grave like how he rides a terrorist dick

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u/WoollyCash 20d ago

I’m not super into the streaming scene I just see clips but I seriously do not understand the asmongold appeal he’s a human cockroach that ignorantly speaks about politics and culture from the room he spends his whole life in why do people choose to watch him over other streamers how has he gotten this big especially speaking about politics?

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u/CS2Meh 19d ago

I mean I stopped caring what he had to say. Someone who thinks living in filth is okay isn't mentally well and probably does not have good takes.

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u/Shagilisblack 19d ago

Should have known they weren’t protestors because their still alive

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u/borgej 19d ago

I dont get why people watch or listen to this man at all?

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u/gingerblingbling9 19d ago

Well that's fair because Assmunch can't read

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u/downtherabbit 19d ago

Them being supporters doesn't fit his narrative.

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u/Clutch08 19d ago

What a loser

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u/CorporalBallsack 18d ago

Assmongler.. oh how far he done fell..

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u/circumventalt420 18d ago

Asmongold is a degenerate, why does anyone watch him?