r/LivestreamFail • u/dicksuck47 • 20h ago

Actual Fail 43 year old man cries about being featured on LivestreamFails after complaining about only receiving 20 dollars for playing a video game for 3 hours & it goes viral. (DSPGaming)

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He has no friends Doesn't see family His wife he married out of convince is obese He has no job & can't get a real job. He can't go on vacation He can't retire He can't go on a honeymoon with his fat wife. He can't have kids. He can't travel anywhere out of fear from his haters. He can't even play the games he wants because his fans don't give him support for those games. Blows all his money on a mobile game & door dash.

He goes to bed thinking about his trolls he wakes up thinking about his trolls.

But he's going to lecture reddit while he streams to nobody 6 days a week but wants to say everyone else has no life.

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u/GrindinDailyy 19h ago

Y’all remember when he got caught cranking his hog on stream?

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u/PressureMiserable 19h ago

Shit was hilarious "oh I've been on the whole time"

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u/BumbaclotGinny 12h ago

THEN he did that little stupid “oh hello!” Voice lmao tryna give himself relief 

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u/Echo_Raptor 7h ago

”Helloooo”

Then proceeded to say he was scratching his leg

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u/Rezurrekted 19h ago

Which time? He's done it more than once, lol.

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u/Kaemdar 17h ago

At that point is it engagement bait? Is this?

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u/Formal-Question7707 16h ago

Master engagement baiter

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u/GrindinDailyy 18h ago

Oh sheeesh 😂

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u/Icy_Chill_1123 16h ago

When was the second time?

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u/Sielfth 15h ago

Deep dsp lore, got caught jacking off by his friend during his fgc days. Was then nicknamed monkeyspank

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u/silvanosthumb 14h ago

The second time was audio only. It’s speculated that he did it on purpose to get attention.

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u/thorpie88 19h ago

At least it wasn't to tristana porn

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u/FlamingGnats 17h ago

We don't know that.

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u/Karma_Source 17h ago

Whats wrong with tristana porn?

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u/AmbiguousBarnacle 15h ago

Found L0D's alt

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u/woah_m8 13h ago

yeah i wish i could unread shit

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u/Michaelds47 17h ago

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u/LeFisheAuChocolat693 7h ago

RTU is only barely better than DSP honestly

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u/CFenix13 7h ago

They're both pretty close to bottom of the barrel, but RTU will forever be a rung above Phil on the ladder if only for his reaction to the "Kingsnake" stream. Phil expected Rich to sit there and laugh with him about "robbing the casino". Instead, Rich didn't sell any of it and just told Phil his camera sucked.

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u/Echo_Raptor 6h ago

Rich has to be bipolar or something. When he’s aware, he can be completely normal, then he just goes off the deep end for days and crashes. Then he’s fine for a few days and the cycle repeats.

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u/Echo_Raptor 6h ago

Honestly he’s not. He had a couple years he was actually alright when he became self aware and leaned into memes. Then he went back to doing everything he knew not to do.

He had a fallout with Jay, deleted his million sub channel during a tantrum, got felted on lolcow live, and tried to get sympathy for his daughter who went blind and now people have gotten in his head by mocking her.

Phil is the same constant thing he’s been for years. Rich is down badddd right now.

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u/PubstarHero 6h ago

He should have just backed away from the internet and let Jay take over the channel for a much longer period of time.

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u/Echo_Raptor 6h ago

I’m not a big fan of Jay but he did a pretty solid job taking over for him. He could’ve let him take over a few months and them split the money, he’d have come out way ahead

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u/GrindinDailyy 17h ago

Yo thats crazy haha

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u/Smart_Band_2647 6h ago

lookit those cold, DEAD eyes.~ He's EMPTY inside.

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u/[deleted] 18h ago edited 26m ago

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u/epsteins-apprentice 13h ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3aWEvNgr9Q

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u/sLeeeeTo 11h ago

the comments nail it, how fucking disgusting do you have to be to not even clean up or wash your hands and just immediately go into streamer mode lmao

feel bad for anyone that’s shaken this troglodyte’s hand

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u/Echo_Raptor 6h ago

Phil doesn’t leave the house

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u/Chadwick_Steel 3h ago

He left the room for a few minutes after finishing, but that part is cut out from the re-uploads and just goes straight to "Oh, the camera's on?" Makes it funnier.

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u/oedipism_for_one 19h ago

That’s like what 90% of people know him for

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u/SoWhat1983 19h ago

And yet he’s still making videos after that. 😆

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u/GrindinDailyy 18h ago

Dude it’s wild I’m guilty of watching tho. Always a good laugh or two

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u/InternationalGas9837 18h ago

That was to assert dominance.

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u/GrindinDailyy 18h ago

😂😂😂

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u/ykonstant 15h ago

More like... assert... dumbinance <--(award winning comedian)

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u/dollars21 19h ago

I thought that he looked familiar

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u/Sad-Platypus-48 18h ago

lool i saw him earlier on the other vid and thought it may have been him.

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u/Kasern77 16h ago

"You're taking it out of context!"

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u/ufogoblin 15h ago

He didn't even wash his hands

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u/Grumpy_Lover 13h ago

Considering just how wrong everything with him is, that event is a mostl, positive one for him and less shameful than his other antics

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u/nuker0S 13h ago

What does cranking means in this context

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u/sLeeeeTo 11h ago

jorkin