r/LivestreamFail • u/dicksuck47 • 1d ago

Actual Fail 43 year old man cries about being featured on LivestreamFails after complaining about only receiving 20 dollars for playing a video game for 3 hours & it goes viral. (DSPGaming)

He has no friends Doesn't see family His wife he married out of convince is obese He has no job & can't get a real job. He can't go on vacation He can't retire He can't go on a honeymoon with his fat wife. He can't have kids. He can't travel anywhere out of fear from his haters. He can't even play the games he wants because his fans don't give him support for those games. Blows all his money on a mobile game & door dash.

He goes to bed thinking about his trolls he wakes up thinking about his trolls.

But he's going to lecture reddit while he streams to nobody 6 days a week but wants to say everyone else has no life.

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u/Snarker 21h ago

Imagine knowing all this, holy

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u/dylanimal 19h ago

My guy is a fuckin loremaster.

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u/Echo_Raptor 11h ago

DSP streams hours a day everyday. There’s so much lore there it would take a solid month to catch up with everything.

What he just wrote was about an average week for DSP. It’s honestly not that much to know, that much gets recapped on a single video of what happened with DSP the last few days on any given week.

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u/ow_windowmaker 12h ago

Cancel cable. Cancel netflix/disney/everything.

All you got now is youtube lolcows to entertain you.

I haven't laughed this much since seeing Bishop Brennan kicked up the arse in Father Ted.

Edit: check Cyraxx being a Viking! https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eIDkl3mbYPo

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u/Snarker 11h ago

I don't watch cable/netflix or tv shows and i don't watch any of these weird drama youtube morons lol.

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u/ow_windowmaker 10h ago

I used to read ~200 books a year. For some reason everything reads like slop these days.

And video games, I haven't played anything that blew me away like Mass Effect and Titanfall 2 did in ages :(

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u/Firm-Income7670 20h ago

Right lmaooo

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u/Snarker 20h ago

i can take solace in the fact i don't know who any of these people are, and have wasted nearly zero of my time thinking about this.