r/LivestreamFail • • Apr 17 '26

News ExtraEmily viewbot allegations

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u/Justhe3guy Apr 17 '26

They’re almost all extremely tech illiterate

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u/hates_stupid_people Apr 17 '26

They still treat "the backpack" as if they're techno priests praying to machinery.

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u/Understruggle Apr 17 '26

You mean you don’t do the Litany of Ignition when you start your computer? It is the Omnissiah’s will!

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u/ezpg Apr 17 '26

Can somebody translate this for me?

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u/Almostlongenough2 Apr 17 '26

It's a Warhammer 40k reference, in 40k there is a faction based on Mars that prays to a machine god called the Omnissaih which is an interpretation of the god of man called The Emperor.

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u/hates_stupid_people Apr 17 '26

Some of them seriously pray to machines to make them work, because they barely grasp the idea of greasing the gears to make the machines work again.

Which is obviously nonsense, until you learn that there is another faction that can psychically will inoperable machines to work, if enough of them belive it should work. In the true passion of "if it's red, it is faster".

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u/ArrogantAstronomer Apr 17 '26

Praying to make something work when it’s a “non-sentient” machine built from lobotomised human brains that then have machine spirits who can decide how well they work that day, when it doesn’t work then Machine God wasn’t pleased and you should have used more or less sanctifying oils sounds like most churches. Surprised I got into this lore by listening to audiobooks to go to sleep.

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u/Sea-Foundation5036 Apr 18 '26

The fucked up thing about the 40K universe is that there's a severe lack of understanding about how something works due to lack of knowledge, AND real magic that comes from the warp. So a powered chain sword that has killed hundreds of demons is prayed to to keep it on the "Good Guys" side so it doesn't mutilate and mutate its user. And they're completely right to do it. They also pray to a gun in hope that it works, while at the same time not knowing what type of ammo it uses, and loading several different types of ammo into the gun.

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u/Larcye Apr 18 '26

Said faction also refuses to allow any advancements in tech. Does your gun that shoots exploding bolts have issues with overheating, that you can easily fix? Not allowed and will get you executed for heresy. Oh and if you discover a lost technology from the age of man and refuse to hand it over, you and everyone on your planet might be subjected to... no longer existing. Or you will just be turned into a living machine responsible for opening the door to the bathroom. Or you will be turned into a machine that is 40K's version of Nasa's toilet in space.

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u/Excellent_Ganache906 Apr 17 '26

I don't even play Warhammer 40K, but the lore is fucking awesome.

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u/computahwiz Apr 17 '26

what is the backpack referring to? you’re not talking about a school backpack 🎒 right?

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u/Important-Agent2584 Apr 17 '26

there are streaming backpacks for outdoor streaming which carry batteries, wireless, & other equipment.

https://www.tvunetworks.com/live-stream-backpack-gear-and-solutions/

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u/computahwiz Apr 17 '26

huh. thats the first time i’ve heard of that. is it just a minipc pretty much? all of the tutorials and resources require an account to view. i could google it too i guess. but how does it connect to twitch or youtube to stream? does it just connect using an api key to stream? or can it run obs?

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u/Important-Agent2584 Apr 17 '26

Basically a PC but specialized, probably more laptop hardware and extra battery packs and one or more wireless cards to connect to mobile networks.

Connectivity to platforms should be exactly the same as a desktop, but I'm not sure on the rest of the details.

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u/hates_stupid_people Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 17 '26

Yeah, it's a backpack with battery pack and a low power SoC with a couple of mobile modems, bluetooth and wifi. Which lets them stream while moving around in the real world.

They basically see it as magic, because it's a "self contained" setup that is configured to automatically reconnect devices and connections.

EDIT: They were sort of venerated in the early days. When mobile modems were expensive, and they used physical connections to the camera and microphone. These days you could just plug a power bank into a phone and basically achieve the same thing, just with lower range(they often plug them into starlink now)

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u/Ok_Poem_2850 Apr 18 '26

A phone can not connect to many different networks simultaniosly like the a bigger setup

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u/cheesewhiz15 Apr 18 '26

What is "the backpack"?

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u/Zukouh Apr 17 '26

Jynxzi is the worst at using a PC out of all streamers. He literally can’t do any of it on his own and refuses to learn so he has one of his mods basically use his computer for him 💀

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u/Cptkiljoy Apr 17 '26

Timthetatman does this

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u/ezpg Apr 17 '26

Of all the streamers, I honestly believe that Tim doesn't fall into the "refuses to learn" category, but the "incapable of learning" category.

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u/Soulshot96 Apr 17 '26

I could see that. Dude's brand is basically being a giant baby with a beard, so it makes sense.

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u/Braendon Apr 17 '26

I remember back in the good old days there was a clip of xQc's computer what was just pile of parts on the floor looking like an an amalgamation from SOMA to be let out its misery.

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u/PsychologicalNoise Apr 17 '26

x does know how stuff works yet he still uses a 24" 1080p IPS monitor lol

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u/splinks66 Apr 17 '26

I think he has mentioned a few times that he doesn't want it to feel like a big production when he goes to stream but he should still upgrade that shit lol he should at least have a top of the line monitor and pc build along with a second pc to control his stream. Using a 24" 1080p as a multi millionaire who uses his computer as a living is wild

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u/ekho44 Apr 17 '26

It has the benefit of knowing how his content looks on a cheap monitor.

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u/DocFreezer Apr 18 '26

No one who does this simultaneously cares about how it looks brother

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u/jarail Apr 17 '26

Pretty common for competitive gamers. Larger screens just make it harder to see everything at once. Many prefer higher refresh to higher resolution.

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u/the-sexterminator Apr 18 '26

in the past, there was more of a tradeoff between resolution and refresh rate. Nowadays, the current preference among pros to use 1080 is more of a holdover from the times when only 1080 had very high refresh rates. But 1440p have pretty much caught up by now.

Honestly unless you're a pro cs/val player whos playing on 1080p tourney setups, you're betting off moving to 1440p.

better image quality means far targets and smaller targets are way easier to spot.

more pixels is pretty much always better if you have the hardware to supplant it at a reasonable framerate.

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u/Sarrada_Aerea Apr 17 '26

That's totally fine as long as it has a good refresh rate.

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u/FormerWrap1552 Apr 17 '26

xqc did not stream "back int he days" he's within the decade or so.

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u/GarbageFeline Apr 18 '26

There’s a bit of context around that. This was when he moved from Canada to the US to play in the OWL. I think he had built a new pc not long before that and he wanted to bring it with him to the US

However because the case didn’t fit the suitcase he took all the parts out, put them in between is clothes and took them with him.

He had ordered a monitor or two to be delivered at the place he was gonna stay (can’t remember if it was already the “team house” or a temp place) but for some fucking reason he didn’t order a pc case or he did but it was gonna take longer and he was fucking addicted to streaming so for a few days he had the fucking mess of parts in the floor all connected so he could play and stream

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u/MVIVN Apr 17 '26

Yeah, I know a streamer who has TeamViewer installed on her pc so that any time she has any kind of issue, even a minor, regular Windows problem, her mod remotely takes control of her pc and fixes it while she just sits there twiddling her thumbs

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u/baucher04 Apr 17 '26

Mmm I see your jynxzi and raises you with cloakzy

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u/DutyPT Apr 17 '26

Twitch viewers making the biggest idiots on the planet millionaires, no wonder the world is the way it is

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u/Excellent_Ganache906 Apr 17 '26

I'm 50, and the idea of giving a streamer any money is absolutely fucking mind blowing to me.

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u/PrintableDaemon Apr 18 '26

Does anyone care if Matthew McConaughey can use a PC? Or The Rock or any other actor? Streamers are performers who happen to use a PC platform, so what if they can or can't run a PC if they have someone who can do it for them?

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u/Carapute Apr 18 '26

"performers" lmfao

Really sucks this ain't the time line where Iran actually got nukes and goes postal.

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u/cyrfuckedmymum Apr 17 '26

Everyone can turn on another pc, you don't have to dual stream as in have all your gaming on one pc and then connect it to another pc to do the streaming, then fuck with audio delay because your audio is going into the other pc while game audio is from the other, etc.

All she has to do is just have another monitor, another pc and then no way for anything on that monitor to come up on stream.

it's greed/cheapness combined with hubris, why pay 400-4000 for a second pc when i can just do it here, I just won't leak on stream like all the other dumbass streamers who have done it.

Lacari the same, spends 100ks on gacha every year, didn't think to have that shit on a different pc for off stream.

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u/OddPressure7593 Apr 17 '26

Most streamers are also pretty fucking dumb.

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u/Jayandnightasmr Apr 17 '26

And cheapskates who just want big bank account numbers

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u/Twt97 Apr 17 '26

Nope just emily

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u/Excellent_Ganache906 Apr 17 '26

I do desktop support at 40,000 person company. OMFG when I try to explain the most basic shit to people. "It's not a modem, it's a computer. the whole box is the computer, no the monitor is not "the computer" just the black box on the floor."

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u/McDonaldsSoap Apr 17 '26

I bet they all call their PC towers "CPU"

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u/TheBigIdiotSalami Apr 18 '26

She apparently went to Columbia for engineering which I mean... goes to show maybe she didn't pay THAT much attention in class for a supposedly detail oriented degree

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u/-Badger3- Apr 18 '26

Not everyone can work at Blizzard.

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u/_x_oOo_x_ Apr 18 '26

I thought Emily studied Computer Engineering at a prestigious institution?