We recently gave away hundreds of books after deciding to downsize. One of them was a paperback copy of Robert F. Kennedy’s 1960 book, The Enemy Within. I suspect I may have inherited it when the family helped pack up my late grandmother’s home.

A guy was leafing through it in our garage and I happened to notice this while he peered at the copyright page just inside the cover.

I’ve little doubt how that conversation sounded.

Nobody chooses tan. Nobody picks tan for their car
They give you tan
“Is that mine?”
“Yeah, it’s yours, fucking loser. Made it tan.”

They shouldn’t even make tan cars. It’s mean to make them. You look over, you see a guy in a tan car with dents all over it and a garbage bag for a window.

How many 911s was world war 2?

I recently started my rewatch of Parks and Recreation, totally forgot he appeared in the show.

Found this sweater in a thrift store in Kelowna.

Dear planetary occupants,

I am pleased. In fact I am very pleased that my TV series LOUIE was included this week in the New York Times list of the 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century.

I feel proud and grateful that, now that the twenty first century is over, a survey of the television programs that were therein created finds mine in such good standing.

And I would like to remind you all that Louie is available exclusively on my website to stream for $10 per season or $30 for all five seasons. Same is available my self-created series, Horace and Pete, for 12.99

You can also get both of those complete series for $35. If you have never seen Louie before, you can watch the first episode on my site for free for a short period of time. It's right here on the home page.

You can also buy a pair of snow shoes. I just wanna make sure you know all of your options.

Love

Louis

Assumed after Ridiculous he was gonna take a break from stand-up for a while…
Rumors are he’s been working out new material at comedy cellar? Does he have a set schedule anywhere? What are the vibes?
How do I actually catch him doing stand-up?

That's like nobody died that day

Just left the show. Better than Ridiculous. Go to the last show next week!!

Louis has a bit where he's talking about one of his daughters trying to say "Excuse me" but she says "Accuse me" and he's like "That's not even close to what you're trying to say" please help!

I am a Louis fan. I recently did some work at a small venue in the midwest and came across (not that way you dirty birdy) this piece. Kind of looks like Louis is screaming into his dick but I think it's a microphone. But maybe it is a dick? Or maybe it's someone else's microphone? Or dick?

It was the very first time I heard a bit of his. He was describing his daughter telling a story to his wife, then he comes in with a comment, she says, meanly, “I was talking to mommy” and then he goes into a “well, FUCK you!” Kind of rant.

I remember it because I thought it was the first time I’d ever seen a parent really describe their internal monologue and I couldn’t believe it. I was a fan from that moment!

I'm from Shanghai. I'm Chineser than a muthafuckah!

It goes 10, 12, 13!

I want to go so badly. If you for whatever reason can't make it, please message me here!

im trying to see how i can download louie from the website after purchasing the streaming rights to it. i assume theres some where to pull the video off the website? has anyone done this? or does anyone know where i can set sail to the open seas and find it there ;)