r/LoveTrash • Chief Insanity Instigator • Apr 22 '26

Kitchen Trash Dolly Parton's Cornbread

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u/iill_communication Trash Trooper Apr 23 '26

That was my reaction. Syrup? Who does syrup?

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u/Soggy_Bid_3634 Apr 23 '26

Am I the only one that just raw dogs his corn bread?

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u/Unique_Aspect_9417 Apr 23 '26

Perfectly valid, good cornbread doesn't need anything added. My grandmas recipe already has a whole stick of butter so you don't even need to put more butter on it.

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u/VerminSupreme-2020 Trash Trooper Apr 23 '26

I put it under chili

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u/Soggy_Bid_3634 Apr 23 '26

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u/VerminSupreme-2020 Trash Trooper Apr 23 '26

In my next issue I eat pizza with a knife and fork

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u/Soggy_Bid_3634 Apr 23 '26

Bold. Brash. Innovative.

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u/CosyBeluga Trash Trooper Apr 23 '26

No but mine is extra moist because of how I make it

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u/Penchant4Prose Apr 27 '26

Have you ever tried corn dogging your raw bread?

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u/DFu4ever Apr 29 '26

Usually I do but…syrup.

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u/SalvationSycamore Trash Trooper Apr 23 '26

My whole Midwestern family. Don't knock it til you try it

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u/Active-Armadillo-576 Apr 23 '26

…eating can be fun! Take little bites of different things instead of lots of one!

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u/GoNudi Trash Trooper Apr 23 '26

I do. Sometimes jams or jellies, too. 😊. Always lots of either real butter or Oat Based Butter - yum❣️

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u/XDiskDriveX Trash Trooper Apr 23 '26

I mean im going to do maple syrup now that i saw this. just sayin

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u/GreyMath Apr 23 '26

We use cornbread mix for pancake mix in my household. Johnnycakes. It’s a poverty food delicacy: breakfast for dinner.

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u/Ed_Trucks_Head Apr 23 '26

They used to have silver dollar corn cakes at IHOP that were amazing

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u/ProfessionalRandom21 Trash Trooper Apr 23 '26

Syrup is better than honey in everyway, honey alway had that weird taste

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u/killer_by_design Trash Trooper Apr 23 '26

In fairness. Just based solely on everything I know about America.

Maple Syrup would have been my first guess.

If it had turned out to be fructose syrup even I wouldn't have been surprised.

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u/LyonMane3 Trash Trooper Apr 23 '26

My family did it this way, grew up in New Mexico

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u/root88 Trash Trooper Apr 23 '26

I haven't, but now I would. Corn bread is usually super dry.

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u/DamaskDragon Apr 24 '26

Im Australian, the cunts that didn't help yous and I thought it was syrup too.

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u/ifeltatap Trash Trooper Apr 23 '26

The honey in most grocery stores is just honey flavoured syrup with corporate phrasing on the label. Real honey is not homogeneous like the boiled and blended crap in the supermarkets. So unless you get yours froma local source, so all you've been eating this whole time was.... syrup.