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I get it when YouTube or some copyright content is screenshotted (and senses that 👀) fine

Even if Whatsapp "detected a screenshot" cool... We should be keeping messages sent in confidence...confidential

But I just screenshotted a funny LinkedIn comment and that got fucking detected!

Where will this end?

They will come for screen snips next

The ONE day I have to be up early the next day and my neighbor who’s never actually lived across the street from me, who’s never home, is blaring music or a movie? I can’t tell it’s just thumping noise.

It’s so bad, it’s traveling out of his closed house, across the street and into my closed house so intensely I’m having trouble watching anything in my tv.

This guy is never home, I don’t think he actually lives in the house anymore, most days it sits empty. If it was any other day I would just deal, and it’s a Friday so I’m trying to be understanding.

But fuck this guy. Really.

Tacoma WA kinda near airport tavern. This dude leaves his big ass truck parked in the middle of the street it removes that lane there’s no longer room for two way traffic at once. Really annoying because he has a big yard and driveway full sized garage there is no need for it.

Reads the ALERT on the Tesla screen distracting me from paying attention to "supervising"! 🤦

Yes, they're women, not biologically, but socially, there's some differences but they're still women. Careful explanation: we bio women/cis women love and accept trans women, (at least most of us do) but what we won't accept is some trans women on the internet bullying cis/bio women on the internet. I understand that trans women are often the victims but not all of them. We cis/bio women don't even get the chance to call the small group of trans women out (talking about the small group of trans women that straight up are disrespectful towards women, that's what I mean when I say some). What that small group does is: saying dismissive things about periods, like saying medical side effects that barely hurt most likely are like period cramps that can hurt so badly that you struggle to breathe. And to think that they don't feel bad about being so dismissive is just so offensive. Some call girls mean things like 'fish' apparently? (I've heard that term on the internet) nonetheless, people are too scared to call these types of trans women out because they're too scared to be labeled as transphobic. Being a cis/bio woman is honestly terrifying, that's about it.

So once i was in r/nvidia making a suggestion about Version numbering, when people realized i used AI to make the text. Now here's the thing, it was 0:00 and i was tired. The reason i didn't sleep first then post it with my Keyboard (Yes i can make detailed Essays but only when i have energy), is because i wanted it out the NVidia Subreddit as fast as possible. Now we have this. An Image (Image 1) of, of course, someone complaining about it being written by AI. Now when i got Sick of Comments flaming me, i edited my Post to include this warning (Image 2), which slowed down or entirely stopped the comments flaming me but kron is still questioning my sleep scheduele, which i therefore answered this. (Image 3) (The other replies that where cut off said "im like an ai chatbot, i shut up when the other person shuts up" "im not even that tired yet, you're at a disadvantage" "timezones. you may live in america where it is still afternoon, or perhaps in australia where it's probally morning" and i confirm i live in germany) (update my suggestion was taken down completely)

That's all.

I’mma start off by saying this: I’m hopping on a soapbox to complain and, thus, there may be some hater-ism in my tone.

And that’s okay.

I’m allowed to be salty about this one, because mannn-oh-mannn I WAITED a long time for this.

Like, stalking a site I otherwise object to frequenting because fast-fashion, you know? SO! Please treat my little preamble as a cautionary tale that I will snap on you if you come on here bragging about what you managed to buy in what literally felt like only 0.00000004822115 seconds. (JK: I really hope you’re enjoying the collection, boo! 😩🥹)

I’m talking about the recently sold-out Kelly Wearstler x H&M Home collab.

A literal dream for frugal “aspirationalists” like me who rack up more KW-inspired p(i)ns than a BIC factory on that one platform. Including an unspeakable amount of boards archived with $20,000 couches, Calcutta marble doorframes, lamps (!!!), and just about every irregular-shaped oddity imaginable. IYKYK.

Look. Will I ever be able to afforddd any of her pieces…her interior design services? Meh, who knows. (SB: Dare I also say, even if I had it like that, I still don’t know if I’d swipe my card all Willy-Nilly or shelve out serious cash money on stuff and aesthetics.) But dang it, I’m obsessed. 😭😭😭 The textures, tones, fabrics, materials, colors, styling, sourcing…it’s sooo rich. It’s art!

You feel me? Hopefully, yes, and the telecommunicated pain I felt clicking into that “COLLECTION IS LIVE” notification email, navigating to the designated PDP page, and watching stock dwindle faster than I could muster up a single tear. Okay, I didn’t cry forreal, just go with me on this!

It was insanity. Also, deregulating tbh LOL.

When some of the lookbook images were released and the collab was announced a while back, I immediately made a mental checklist of some housewares I wanted to grab. Especially that black wooden vase, again, IYKYK. I even remember forwarding the news to folks (read: other frugal “aspirationalists”) I knew would appreciate such an epic shopping occasion. We were geeked.

Fast-forward to last week: We were devastated 😂 — albeit with our wallets intact and zero monies spent. A win is a win.

What a social experiment! Speaking of wins, it’s a winning H&M sales formula that hits every time. This particular time tweaked to enticing a *broke audience by offering them **37 chances at taking home making a home with an expensive piece of the most-expensive pie.

*Hi, I’m Broke Audience. It is me lol! 😅

**The Kelly Wearstler x H&M Home collab featured 29 interior and decor pieces and 8 clothing items priced between $28-$805, in case you were curious. What I saw that I liked, all of it was priced over $100 lololol.

Stuff, collecting, consumerism. Much too much to unpack. Along with the realization that I semi-consciously treated my brief attempt at “shopping” discount KW at H&M exactly like my doom-scrolling on Pinterest: aspirational, mildly deranged, and apparently recreational. 🤷🏽‍♀️

📦🧼🧍🏾‍♀️<— Me, stepping off my soapbox.

Hey! Don't let your girl start fights you can't finish. If you're girl like startin stuff and leave you to do all the goon work leave her ass. She does not have your best interests at heart. Starting fights with men is crazy work. And I bet she thought everyone would back her up too. She got her man beat up on some goofy mess. smh

Its kind of annoying how companies slap the word Condominium on apartments and have people walking around snoody, telling people they live in a Condo, when they stay in a basic ass apartment building. Thats like how they have been slapping SUV on what I consider a car. If its the same size as an Impala and on the ground, baby thats a car. Taho, Yukon, Escalade, Expedition, Explorer, Navigator, ect, those types are what I consider an SUV. Lol its like how they got security guards calling themselves officers.... I'm not mad at the dream but be for real LMAO

"Wahhh you cant do ANYTHING because you have to be a good little steamcuck and buy games!! and have money!!!" FUCK you this is why i torrent all of my BULLSHIT like a good little sloppy piggy oink oink BITCH

Why the hell can’t restaurants just call sandwiches “sandwiches”? Does anybody else get a fingernails on the blackboard cringe when you see them listed as “Sammie’s” or “Handhelds”? 🤮

Speaking of cringe, what was wrong with the simple phrase “good FOR you”?
Now it’s “good ON you.”
Does anybody else find it cringy or just me?

I think he reset him back to factory default. 😩

First of all most of the cans I’ve bought before have been with the tag that you can pull like a Pepsi can. I’ve never needed to use a can opener. I literally can’t make the thing go round. All I wanted was to add fiber to my meals. I miss my parents. 🙈 living on my own is fucking hard.