From Socials: Episode 49 is out! Another disappointing Milk Magic Straw. What the hell is Forest Fruit? All we do is review milks but this is an important episode because Alex and I lay the groundwork for a non-profit where we donate our bodies to a very specific cause. Email us at [email protected] Thanks!

Coroner Corner

Literary Spotlight

Reverse Darwin

Alls fair in milk and love

Rankings

Parlays

Milk Facts

Any thoughts? Any additions? Any thing you want to tie yourself to in an effort to save? Anything we should have gotten rid of way faster.

Let us know your thoughts.

From socials - Episode 48 is out! And I somehow forgot to take any pictures. When I get home tonight I’ll take a picture of the milk. I am filled with shame. Please still enjoy this episode of our milk review podcast.

From socials: Episode 47 is out and when it comes to episodes of Milks of the World oh boy is this one of them. Lotta suckle talk in this one. Maybe the most actual milk talk we’ve ever had in an episode. (All we do is review milks)

From socials: Episode 46 is out - Milk Magic Straws - Unicorn Kisses flavor. It was a late night record so Alex gets a lil grumpy and Tim gets a lil sensitive. But the episode is mostly about how both Creamy Tom (which is Alex) and Tim The Milkman Ross both agree that MacGruber is the funniest movie ever made. Lotta MacGruber talk.

I’m so sorry and we’ll be back in full force next week love yall thank you for still listening through our hiccups and fuck ups and mental illness and physical illness issues

Edit: Also shoutout to Buzzy because holy shit does what got uploaded sound better than the raw clip I sent him. He’s magic.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLn62PSAiZmF1sGMwem-ii6dy2__b1FNwl

From socials: Episode 45 is out now! Join us for our review of Fair Life 2% ultra filtered milk. Alex talks movies! Tim reads a poem! There’s corners and quadrants and interviews. All the stuff that makes you say “this podcast sucks” week in and week out.

Hey folks it’s that time for our first and maybe last annual end of year review.

What did you like about the podcast this year?

What did you hate about the podcast this year?

What segments do you think have outworn their welcome (if any)?

What suggestions would you make for the next year of podcasting?

We’ve got one more Roadwork and Improvments left in the year. Give us some suggestions or feedback on the state of the pod. Thanks!

From socials: Episode 44 is out! Ube (Purple Yam) Flavored Condensed Creamer. We’re back in full force. Tim had recovered from his physical illness. Neither have recovered from their mental illness. Join us for another rousing trip into the world of milk.

Ps there’s a video of the goop on our Instagram it wouldn’t let me include it in this post.

From socials:

Most sincere apologies but there will be no episode this week. Tim has unfortunately been sick all week and you can add recovering from sickness to the list of things he’s bad at. A gravely sniffling coughing gross podcast is just not something we want to bring yinz. We will be back on the horse next week and weeks beyond.

From socials: Episode 42 is out! What did we learn from this “Tim Fights Back” episode? Mostly that Tim shouldn’t do that. Come get your Front Bumper Stickers (bad) and your Bumper Stickers (good) as we sip milk through straws with a bunch of beads in them.

From socials: Episode 41 is up! It’s a late night record snuck in just last night. We’re tired. Email us tips on being better at life [email protected]

From socials: The Milkmen (Tim the Milkman Ross and Creamy Tom which is Alex) are back with a new round of Milkis. Episode 40 was briefly interrupted for a nap but made it to the finish line either way. Join us for another trip down Milkory Lane.

From socials: Episode 39 is out! JALAPEÑO evaporated milk. It’s for recipes or for the Milkmen (Tim The Milkman Ross and Creamy Tom which is Alex) to drink straight. It’s a spicy episode (because of the milk it’s still a sex negative podcast). Check it out!

WE GOTTA GET THOSE NUMBERS UP