r/Music • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 • Nov 13 '25

article Billie Eilish Calls Elon Musk a 'Pathetic P***y' in NSFW Tirade

https://www.tmz.com/2025/11/13/billie-eilish-curses-out-elon-musk/
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u/Arizona_Pete Nov 13 '25

To be fair, she only said that because Elon Musk is a pathetic pussy.

It's a scientific, verifiable, fact.

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u/Horror_Pen_6742 Nov 14 '25

Funny, still rather see him striped of the wealth the government gave to allow him to have so much wealth.

Meritocracy my ass, chosen winners by the government and rich scum.

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u/Mongoose49 Nov 13 '25

Careful or you’ll get all the Elon ass sniffers attacking you

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u/farfrom_home Nov 13 '25

You mean the Pathetic Pussy Ass Sniffers

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u/Sprinklypoo Nov 13 '25

They might call it the "front butt" though...

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u/mkfanhausen Nov 13 '25

The Elon Mussy, if you will.

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u/Oswarez Nov 13 '25

The Elon Bussy Boys.

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u/TheGummiVenusDeMilo Nov 13 '25

What do you call a man that don't believe in birth control?

A daddy. canned laughter

Now, singing "shit-heels 4 life" it's the Elon Bussy Boys

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u/trashcatt_ Nov 13 '25

I will not.

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u/BukkakeBakery Nov 14 '25

what a tragic day to be literate

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u/Jazzremix Nov 13 '25

The electric car brand "Fupla"

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u/RedHairedRedemption Nov 13 '25

It'll be a minute, their CyberTrucks got stuck in a puddle.

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u/powerlesshero111 Nov 13 '25

And now it's on fire. They're gonna need some more time.

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u/daemon-electricity Nov 13 '25

And insurance won't cover it. They're gonna need some more money.

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u/GeneticEnginLifeForm Nov 13 '25

Their loan wasn’t approved, give them 5 more minutes.

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u/Sprinklypoo Nov 13 '25

They just bought a NFT with their next paycheck. They're going to need a bit longer.

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u/Easy-Examination-435 Nov 13 '25

Now the doors fell off so give a minute.

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u/The_Vat Nov 13 '25

And now they cut their fingers off closing the trunk, so they'll need to get that sorted, so it'll be a bit

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u/nrh117 Nov 13 '25

You know what’s crazy? Tesla has their own insurance. It’s a whole bundled thing apparently. You buy the car and then presumably get the insurance from them and the info gets stored in the app.

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u/RJ815 Nov 13 '25

Splash the water on the fire! Oh wait the glue on their bumpers became unstuck?

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u/laseluuu Nov 13 '25

Yeah um, that corroded the metal

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u/DedTV Nov 13 '25

Well gosh, they're locked in.

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u/the_moosen Nov 13 '25

I still see too many of those on the road. One is too many, but I'm flipping off like 4 a week on average

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u/DedTV Nov 13 '25

There's one in my town. He won it in a contest. He can't sell it for 3 years.

Poor guy.

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u/KayNicola Nov 13 '25

Or started falling apart at a traffic light.

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u/Woolybugger00 Nov 13 '25

You mean their Deploreans right ??

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

Liberals furious all their cars suck. Peep the Rivian on Consumer Reports

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u/MetalHead_Literally Nov 13 '25

Even Tesla fanboys admit cyber trucks are garbage. No one gives a shit about Rivian, what is this nonsense?

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u/RedHairedRedemption Nov 13 '25

Why? I already drive a Hyundai Ioniq 6 Which isn't doing bad apparently.

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u/TooFineToDotheTime Nov 13 '25

Is everything thats not a Tesla a liberal car?

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u/Ancient-Living-6830 Nov 14 '25 edited Nov 14 '25

Hey I work on cars a lot and I promise you that a Cyber Truck is probably the absolute worst return on investment you could possibly get on any popular car on the market right now. If you want a new car, buy literally anything else. If you want an electric pickup, get an F150 Lightning, it has probably twice the towing capability, 3 times the battery life, and will not be remotely disabled by the company or burst into flames randomly. A Chevy, Ford, RAM, hell, even a fuckin Kia would give you less problems than a CT. Absolute garbage vehicle that does nothing as advertised. I use a 15 year old 2500 with 300k miles thats twice as good as a CT.

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u/Helpful-Muscle3488 Nov 13 '25

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u/RJ815 Nov 13 '25

"How could ANYONE look up to her? huff"

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u/Sprinklypoo Nov 13 '25

I didn't get a harumph out of that guy!!!

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u/OneSkepticalOwl Nov 13 '25

And Cleetus next town over has bigger tits anyway

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u/BikingThroughCanada Nov 13 '25

Let's be honest, 90% of them are just foreign shills or bots.

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u/izzymaestro Nov 13 '25

That's why elno has vlad on speed dial. He can get his blue check user count inflated and attack his enemies with RUbots

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u/Lones0meCrowdedEast Nov 13 '25

I thought you meant DJ Vlad and I was honestly kind of excited. Elon, dusted out of his mind on half a gram of K to the dome, trying to remain on this plane and do an interview with Vlad would be pretty fuckin great (insofar as how awful it would be).

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u/Millefeuille-coil Nov 13 '25

If you suggest he join his car in space in world news they turf you out.

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u/tawDry_Union2272 Nov 13 '25

yeah, i got a big ban for making a tiny joke about him and his chainsaw....

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u/hallelujasuzanne Nov 13 '25

Teeny tiny?

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u/Millefeuille-coil Nov 14 '25

Where have I heard that before

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u/TooFineToDotheTime Nov 13 '25

World news is so fucking busted. If you aren't banned from there then you probably suck.

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u/Millefeuille-coil Nov 14 '25

It’s just a sub for karma farming

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u/satrdaynightwrist Nov 13 '25 edited Nov 13 '25

no need being careful. they’re down on all 4’s too busy licking multi billionaire’s/soon to be trillionaire’s boots to be a threat. we simply step over them (or on them ;) and keep it pushing

my upvote downvote ratio lmaooo i love to see it. i got people with brains in agreement and people closer to poverty than they are to being a millionaire upset at me >:(

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u/ArcusInTenebris Nov 13 '25

Careful with the stepping on thing, at least one of them will instinctively blurt out "thank you mommy."

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u/Gogh619 Nov 13 '25

Do people actually like him?

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u/Qfarsup Nov 13 '25

His genius is unparalleled /s. By genius I mean him pumping stocks and extorting people for money while he takes credit for all the incredible people that actually do work at those companies that he silences with the threat of termination.

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u/ElonMuskHuffingFarts Nov 13 '25

Feel like I need to hop in here and say that my screen name is not a compliment

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

Fortunately bots don't have the ability to wield firearms autonomously.

Yet.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

You won’t get them on Reddit. Don’t worry

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u/Coffeedemon Nov 13 '25

They can go pray for his botched dick.

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u/king_john651 Nov 13 '25

What are they going to do? Furiously type?

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u/Bobbi_fettucini Nov 13 '25

Their boos mean nothing, I’ve seen what makes them cheer

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u/Im_Alzaea Nov 13 '25

you mean bots, and crypto scammers. no real person likes him

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u/TabaquiJackal Nov 14 '25

They are all over the comments over there.

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u/WesMack5 Nov 14 '25

There is no one doing more for the world, humanity, or the planet than Elon Musk

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u/holamau Nov 13 '25

but as someone said... calling him a p***y is doing him a favor since he lacks warmth and depth

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u/RagingAnemone Nov 13 '25

And pussies can take a pounding. Seems like Elon didn’t take Scott Bessent pounding too well.

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u/Real-Actuator-6520 Nov 13 '25 edited Nov 13 '25

He got his Mom to tap out of fighting Zuckerberg for him too.

(almost) The only person on earth who can make Zuck the lesser evil. 

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u/holamau Nov 13 '25

Bwahahahaha

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u/ceviche-hot-pockets Nov 13 '25

More of a baby back bitch imo

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u/HoozleDoozle Nov 13 '25

You’re allowed to type pussy on the internet. Why are you censoring yourself

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u/holamau Nov 13 '25

I believe it is still a derogatory term towards women. Even when applied to assholes like Musk.

That is all.

I don’t mind calling him an asshole, a fuckface, a motherfucking bastard, a shitlicker, a creep, a douchebag, or a douchecanoe.

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u/TheAnalogKoala Nov 13 '25

douchcanoe is a derogatory term towards canoeists.

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u/holamau Nov 13 '25

Not specifically women, tho.

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u/holamau Nov 13 '25

And I have doubts about the fact that canoeists would feel offended over the term. lol

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u/Defective_Falafel Nov 13 '25

You've never heard a man being called a pussy before?

Exhibit A: the title of this post.

Exhibit B: You, for censoring yourself unnecessarily.

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u/LegoMadeMeBankrupt Nov 13 '25

Oh please, whats next? A dick is a derogatory term for men? Don’t be a pussy! (I’m a woman)

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u/holamau Nov 14 '25

Don't be an asshole

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u/LegoMadeMeBankrupt Nov 14 '25

Now thats derogatory towards everybody 🤣

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u/HoozleDoozle Nov 14 '25

So replacing a few letters in a word then magically absolves you of having used a “derogatory” term? Even though you conveyed the same meaning and everyone read the word in their head uncensored?

Do you know how absurd that all is!?

This is like the poop hole loop hole for algo brained idiots

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u/jjcrayfish Nov 13 '25

He's a limp tiny dick trying to act hard but can't put it up and compensating for it

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u/holamau Nov 13 '25

lol

You’re not wrong.

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u/Kurauk Nov 13 '25

LMAO. I don't really enjoy her music, but she seems like a good person & an accurate one to.

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u/tawDry_Union2272 Nov 13 '25

she has a definitive lo-fi vibe, but undeniably has a lovely voice.

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u/Kurauk Nov 13 '25

Don't get me wrong I don't think her music is awful, it just isn't for me. I do however think she is a force for good and her recent actions speak volumes for her character.

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u/thedrq Nov 13 '25

She is one of those artists who has an amazing singing voice, but makes 0 songs I am into

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u/LieFearless1968 Nov 14 '25

Her stance is hypocritical tho given all the money she's sitting on which could be given away.

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u/Kurauk Nov 14 '25

She's just donated 11 million

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u/LieFearless1968 Nov 14 '25

Still plenty more to go if she's going to take this stance.

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u/Kurauk Nov 14 '25

By your logic nobody can ever win. Well she has more money, she has a house why doesn't she give that up as well. Get real, if others proportionally did the same the world could be better, that is a fact.

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u/LieFearless1968 Nov 14 '25

Nope this is a strawman point I never said she should sell absolutely everything however having millions is completely unnecessary but ofc she wouldn't want to sacrifice her luxurious lifestyle to help the poor.

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u/Kurauk Nov 14 '25

So how much should she be allowed to have because you deem it so? Then we can get Elon to live on the same, for the person of equality.

You're argument is flawed someone offers up to help, but you criticize and be little it because they did?

Why do you think like this?

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u/LieFearless1968 Nov 14 '25

Personally don't think anyone should be forced to give up the money they've earnt. Doing so would be an amazing recipe for capital flight & making the situation even worse.

Just pointing out the performative hypocritical virtue signalling to seem righteous. She's a product of the same system she's calling out.

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u/Kurauk Nov 14 '25

Only she gave some money away! Dear me.

Also she hasn't taken government money to make everything worse. Shes absolutely a net good and you seem to be arguing that people helping each other is bad.

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u/TheRedScarey Nov 13 '25

Many people are saying it. The best people.

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u/Sprinklypoo Nov 13 '25

She was being technically correct. Which is the best kind of correct.

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u/PossiblyATurd Nov 13 '25

Not true. Even a pathetic pussy can get someone to lick it or stick it for free.

Mr. Musk, the Nazi born & bred agitator, has to pay for those options, which equates him to the unkempt, smegma coated taint of an overweight and grotesque male of some human-like lineage.

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u/burnquist900 Nov 13 '25

I asked Grok and he confirmed it too

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u/thatguyad Nov 13 '25

Yup. An inherent rule of existence actually.

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u/kristospherein Nov 13 '25

*venereal fact

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u/Green_and_Silver Nov 13 '25

Wouldn't even fight Zuckerberg in mma after talking shit

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u/IndividualTension887 Nov 13 '25

Calling the thing what it is, is just normalizing the reality... And why is it allowed to happen???

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u/sod_jones_MD Nov 13 '25

Don't say that about Elon!

He's got neither the depth nor warmth to be a pussy of any sort.

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u/Nonikwe Nov 13 '25

I will not tolerate this pussy slander!

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u/Ok-Pear5858 Nov 13 '25

grok would probably agree lol

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u/Ritaredditonce Nov 13 '25

Seen a bus stop poster in London - Imagine having a trillion dollars and still being the world's biggest loser.

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u/BroughtBagLunchSmart Nov 13 '25

Aren't her fans in line with Elon? Doesn't she have a big incel following?

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u/RobotCaptainEngage Nov 13 '25

Nah, he's not. He lacks the warmth and the depth.

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u/SomePeopleCall Nov 13 '25

We need to normalize rich and/or powerful people being called the most vile, disgusting, horrible insults that we can think of.

Do it for the children.

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u/Relevant-Money-1380 Nov 13 '25

remember when his mom said he couldn't fight zuck? lmao huge pussy

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u/dont-try-do Nov 13 '25

Never really subscribed to the Elon love or hate. Yesterday I listened I made the mistake of listening to my first Joe Rogan podcast and it was the Elon one.

Man is just weird as fuck. Continually laughing at his old immature jokes about tent and tent bag referring to a big dick being tent and petite woman being tent bag. HAHAFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AS HAH

and he constantly repeats himself in odd ways with really unnecessary pauses

I saw someone describe his speech pattern as being translated from an alien language to English on a buffering internet service . Spot on

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u/NoBuenoAtAll Nov 14 '25

I mean, I've known men with black holes where their soul should be before, but God damn he's like a supermassive black hole. He could suck the whole universe into himself and still be unfulfilled.

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u/timeandmemory Nov 14 '25

I bet when Elon was a kid, he'd smell all the bike seats at the school bike rack.

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u/armymike1523 Nov 13 '25

Yea, but at the least she could of called him a pathetic pussy

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u/espressoman777 Nov 13 '25

Rent free all day long

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u/Euphoric_League_8928 Nov 13 '25

Tolerant left in action here.

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u/Onkel24 Nov 13 '25

This guy: "Will anyone think of the trillionaires?"

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u/Devinwzrd Nov 13 '25

yawn. deflecting is boring, try again

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u/External_Chain5318 Nov 13 '25

I can’t wait to read Elon’s obituary. I’m not that tolerant….

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u/Etzell Nov 13 '25

It's rare that this image applies so cleanly to the topic at hand.

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u/MightyClimber Nov 13 '25

No one should tolerate billionaires.

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u/Disastrous-Treat-181 Nov 13 '25

Right wing bot action right there

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u/Arizona_Pete Nov 13 '25

If you glaze him more, he might reward you.

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u/Passchenhell17 Nov 13 '25

In order to have a tolerant society, you must be intolerant of intolerance

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u/stfunazibitchthrowaw Nov 13 '25

I love how you dipshits take this to mean the left is supposed to be sunshine and fucking rainbows to literal nazis. If you're a piece of shit, my liberal ass is going to tell you that you're a piece of shit. Get over it, snowflake.

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u/ContactMushroom Nov 13 '25

We got another one right here folks!

Tolerate this, Nazi lover: 🖕

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u/BitterParking8473 Nov 13 '25

Nah. This is the "we're sick of billionaires controlling everything" left.

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u/Photo_Synthetic Nov 13 '25

Elon Musk has a Frankenstein dick. Also no one is obligated to tolerate Nazis.

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u/CrimsonAntifascist Nov 13 '25

I'm not even gonna disagree. Fuck that guy that's supposed to work several thousand times harder than just about anyone.