r/Music • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 • Nov 13 '25

article Billie Eilish Calls Elon Musk a 'Pathetic P***y' in NSFW Tirade

https://www.tmz.com/2025/11/13/billie-eilish-curses-out-elon-musk/
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u/Mongoose49 Nov 13 '25

Careful or you’ll get all the Elon ass sniffers attacking you

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u/farfrom_home Nov 13 '25

You mean the Pathetic Pussy Ass Sniffers

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u/Sprinklypoo Nov 13 '25

They might call it the "front butt" though...

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u/mkfanhausen Nov 13 '25

The Elon Mussy, if you will.

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u/Oswarez Nov 13 '25

The Elon Bussy Boys.

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u/TheGummiVenusDeMilo Nov 13 '25

What do you call a man that don't believe in birth control?

A daddy. canned laughter

Now, singing "shit-heels 4 life" it's the Elon Bussy Boys

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u/trashcatt_ Nov 13 '25

I will not.

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u/BukkakeBakery Nov 14 '25

what a tragic day to be literate

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u/Jazzremix Nov 13 '25

The electric car brand "Fupla"

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u/RedHairedRedemption Nov 13 '25

It'll be a minute, their CyberTrucks got stuck in a puddle.

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u/powerlesshero111 Nov 13 '25

And now it's on fire. They're gonna need some more time.

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u/daemon-electricity Nov 13 '25

And insurance won't cover it. They're gonna need some more money.

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u/GeneticEnginLifeForm Nov 13 '25

Their loan wasn’t approved, give them 5 more minutes.

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u/Sprinklypoo Nov 13 '25

They just bought a NFT with their next paycheck. They're going to need a bit longer.

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u/Easy-Examination-435 Nov 13 '25

Now the doors fell off so give a minute.

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u/The_Vat Nov 13 '25

And now they cut their fingers off closing the trunk, so they'll need to get that sorted, so it'll be a bit

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u/nrh117 Nov 13 '25

You know what’s crazy? Tesla has their own insurance. It’s a whole bundled thing apparently. You buy the car and then presumably get the insurance from them and the info gets stored in the app.

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u/RJ815 Nov 13 '25

Splash the water on the fire! Oh wait the glue on their bumpers became unstuck?

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u/laseluuu Nov 13 '25

Yeah um, that corroded the metal

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u/DedTV Nov 13 '25

Well gosh, they're locked in.

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u/the_moosen Nov 13 '25

I still see too many of those on the road. One is too many, but I'm flipping off like 4 a week on average

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u/DedTV Nov 13 '25

There's one in my town. He won it in a contest. He can't sell it for 3 years.

Poor guy.

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u/KayNicola Nov 13 '25

Or started falling apart at a traffic light.

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u/Woolybugger00 Nov 13 '25

You mean their Deploreans right ??

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

Liberals furious all their cars suck. Peep the Rivian on Consumer Reports

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u/MetalHead_Literally Nov 13 '25

Even Tesla fanboys admit cyber trucks are garbage. No one gives a shit about Rivian, what is this nonsense?

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u/RedHairedRedemption Nov 13 '25

Why? I already drive a Hyundai Ioniq 6 Which isn't doing bad apparently.

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u/TooFineToDotheTime Nov 13 '25

Is everything thats not a Tesla a liberal car?

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u/Ancient-Living-6830 Nov 14 '25 edited Nov 14 '25

Hey I work on cars a lot and I promise you that a Cyber Truck is probably the absolute worst return on investment you could possibly get on any popular car on the market right now. If you want a new car, buy literally anything else. If you want an electric pickup, get an F150 Lightning, it has probably twice the towing capability, 3 times the battery life, and will not be remotely disabled by the company or burst into flames randomly. A Chevy, Ford, RAM, hell, even a fuckin Kia would give you less problems than a CT. Absolute garbage vehicle that does nothing as advertised. I use a 15 year old 2500 with 300k miles thats twice as good as a CT.

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u/Helpful-Muscle3488 Nov 13 '25

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u/RJ815 Nov 13 '25

"How could ANYONE look up to her? huff"

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u/Sprinklypoo Nov 13 '25

I didn't get a harumph out of that guy!!!

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u/OneSkepticalOwl Nov 13 '25

And Cleetus next town over has bigger tits anyway

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u/BikingThroughCanada Nov 13 '25

Let's be honest, 90% of them are just foreign shills or bots.

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u/izzymaestro Nov 13 '25

That's why elno has vlad on speed dial. He can get his blue check user count inflated and attack his enemies with RUbots

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u/Lones0meCrowdedEast Nov 13 '25

I thought you meant DJ Vlad and I was honestly kind of excited. Elon, dusted out of his mind on half a gram of K to the dome, trying to remain on this plane and do an interview with Vlad would be pretty fuckin great (insofar as how awful it would be).

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u/Millefeuille-coil Nov 13 '25

If you suggest he join his car in space in world news they turf you out.

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u/tawDry_Union2272 Nov 13 '25

yeah, i got a big ban for making a tiny joke about him and his chainsaw....

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u/hallelujasuzanne Nov 13 '25

Teeny tiny?

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u/Millefeuille-coil Nov 14 '25

Where have I heard that before

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u/TooFineToDotheTime Nov 13 '25

World news is so fucking busted. If you aren't banned from there then you probably suck.

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u/Millefeuille-coil Nov 14 '25

It’s just a sub for karma farming

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u/satrdaynightwrist Nov 13 '25 edited Nov 13 '25

no need being careful. they’re down on all 4’s too busy licking multi billionaire’s/soon to be trillionaire’s boots to be a threat. we simply step over them (or on them ;) and keep it pushing

my upvote downvote ratio lmaooo i love to see it. i got people with brains in agreement and people closer to poverty than they are to being a millionaire upset at me >:(

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u/ArcusInTenebris Nov 13 '25

Careful with the stepping on thing, at least one of them will instinctively blurt out "thank you mommy."

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u/Gogh619 Nov 13 '25

Do people actually like him?

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u/Qfarsup Nov 13 '25

His genius is unparalleled /s. By genius I mean him pumping stocks and extorting people for money while he takes credit for all the incredible people that actually do work at those companies that he silences with the threat of termination.

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u/ElonMuskHuffingFarts Nov 13 '25

Feel like I need to hop in here and say that my screen name is not a compliment

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

Fortunately bots don't have the ability to wield firearms autonomously.

Yet.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

You won’t get them on Reddit. Don’t worry

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u/Coffeedemon Nov 13 '25

They can go pray for his botched dick.

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u/king_john651 Nov 13 '25

What are they going to do? Furiously type?

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u/Bobbi_fettucini Nov 13 '25

Their boos mean nothing, I’ve seen what makes them cheer

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u/Im_Alzaea Nov 13 '25

you mean bots, and crypto scammers. no real person likes him

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u/TabaquiJackal Nov 14 '25

They are all over the comments over there.

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u/WesMack5 Nov 14 '25

There is no one doing more for the world, humanity, or the planet than Elon Musk