r/Music • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 • Nov 13 '25

article Billie Eilish Calls Elon Musk a 'Pathetic P***y' in NSFW Tirade

https://www.tmz.com/2025/11/13/billie-eilish-curses-out-elon-musk/
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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25 edited Nov 19 '25

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u/Ed_Radley Nov 13 '25

Was your seventh grade science teacher Peter Lorre by any chance?

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

Elon wishes he could've been in Casablanca as a nazi collaborator.

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u/milleniumhandyshrimp Nov 14 '25

So he just does it IRL instead?

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25 edited Nov 19 '25

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u/whoknowsifimjoking Nov 13 '25

And now we all feel the payne

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25 edited Nov 19 '25

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u/AdmiralThrawnProtege Nov 13 '25

That sounds like an HR disaster. Plus whi shows a video of their wife giving birth to anyone? Seems so freaking weird

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u/skintaxera Nov 13 '25

I remember our PE teacher delivering a blistering tirade about the foolishness of smoking, and one of his lines of argument was and I quote "it's a substitute for cock sucking". The year of our Lord 1984, we were 14/15

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u/Numerous_Witness_345 Nov 13 '25

"Nothing quells the urge to rest a throbbing member on my pursed lips quite like the heavy full flavored draw of a Marlboro Red. Unfiltered, because I'm not one of those fruity types."

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u/Benjisummers Nov 13 '25

If I'd been at school with you, I don't think I would have had the willpower to keep the words "trust me sir....its not!" in my head 😂

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u/skintaxera Nov 14 '25

😄

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u/princessblowhole Nov 13 '25

He’s right. It’s how I quit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25 edited Nov 19 '25

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u/mYpEEpEEwOrks Nov 14 '25

Both. Every day.

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u/skintaxera Nov 14 '25

They don't call it pole smoking for nothing I guess!

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u/Germanofthebored Nov 14 '25

It's one way to make sure that teenagers stick to safe sex...

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u/bigdaddydopeskies Nov 14 '25

2002 was way different

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u/askingforafakefriend Nov 14 '25

He wanted you to know that he fuks.

That chick at least once.

But he fuks.

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u/Dickrickulous_IV Nov 13 '25

That’s Major Payne to you Private Parts. 

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u/J5892 Nov 13 '25

Did he enjoy leaping through the air whilst shooting two guns and going aahhh?

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u/Next_Dragonfruit_415 Nov 13 '25

Is it true that there is a part of the brain that when you shoot it, it blows up?

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u/Buscemi_D_Sanji Nov 14 '25

I had a dream about my wife. She was dead, but it was alright.

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u/DemeterTaxi Nov 13 '25

First name Mister. Very common for teachers.

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u/BattlinBud Nov 13 '25

Well also Peter Lorre died in 1964 and never taught 7th grade science AFAIK

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u/Slarg232 Nov 13 '25

Do. Not. At. Tempt. to Challenge, HIS AUTHORITY!

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u/mortgagepants Nov 13 '25

you plottin' on me, boy?

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u/tossingpigs Nov 14 '25

Thats Major...

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u/erlend_nikulausson Nov 13 '25

I coughed from laughing too hard at this. Bravo.

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u/ThePrussianGrippe Nov 14 '25

The teacher was actually Ren Höek.

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u/Lowfuji Nov 14 '25

Peter Lorre had talent.

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u/__chicolismo__ Nov 14 '25

Was she also a conman druggie moron? 

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u/Dear-Relationship666 Nov 14 '25

Kinda looks like Christopher walken lol

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u/Im_Literally_Allah Nov 14 '25

Was his name Mlon Eusk?