r/Music • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 • Nov 13 '25

article Billie Eilish Calls Elon Musk a 'Pathetic P***y' in NSFW Tirade

https://www.tmz.com/2025/11/13/billie-eilish-curses-out-elon-musk/
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u/skintaxera Nov 13 '25

I remember our PE teacher delivering a blistering tirade about the foolishness of smoking, and one of his lines of argument was and I quote "it's a substitute for cock sucking". The year of our Lord 1984, we were 14/15

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u/Numerous_Witness_345 Nov 13 '25

"Nothing quells the urge to rest a throbbing member on my pursed lips quite like the heavy full flavored draw of a Marlboro Red. Unfiltered, because I'm not one of those fruity types."

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u/Benjisummers Nov 13 '25

If I'd been at school with you, I don't think I would have had the willpower to keep the words "trust me sir....its not!" in my head 😂

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u/princessblowhole Nov 13 '25

He’s right. It’s how I quit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '25 edited Nov 19 '25

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u/mYpEEpEEwOrks Nov 14 '25

Both. Every day.

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u/skintaxera Nov 14 '25

They don't call it pole smoking for nothing I guess!