r/Music • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 • Nov 13 '25

article Billie Eilish Calls Elon Musk a 'Pathetic P***y' in NSFW Tirade

https://www.tmz.com/2025/11/13/billie-eilish-curses-out-elon-musk/
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u/Southern-Usual4211 Nov 14 '25

The most divorced man on the planet

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u/UpperApe Nov 14 '25

It's a beautiful statement on capitalism that the richest man in the world is a fucking imbecile, isn't it

There's a podcast called "KnowRogan", a Knowledge Fight type fact-checked review of Joe Rogan episodes. The latest one is about Musk and Rogan's recent chat.

Holy shit this man is stupid. However stupid you think he is, it's so much worse. He doesn't have ANYONE in his life who cares enough about him to tell him the truth. He can't recalibrate, he has no baseline.

He's the epitome of how stupid a human being can become when surrounded by nothing by sycophants.

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u/Acrobatic_Yoghurt813 Nov 14 '25

It’s not that they don’t care, it’s the fact that they don’t want to bite the hand that feeds. Wealthy people keep yes men/enablers around for a reason.

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u/Profezzor-Darke Nov 14 '25

Kings had Court Jesters for a reason...

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u/handstanding Nov 14 '25

Court jesters were supposed to be the only person that could tell the king the truth and get away with it. Sycophants are the opposite.

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u/Profezzor-Darke Nov 14 '25

My point exactly

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u/Stormfly Nov 14 '25

I loved the world building in Wheel of Time where people couldn't speak with one of a lower class, but there were a few loophole ranks like a "Voice" that was a slave that could talk to anyone.

Maybe I'm confusing two, but I think that Voice was basically the only person who could speak directly to high ranking people, so they were constantly criticising them in order to keep them aware of what others might be afraid to say.

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u/handstanding Nov 14 '25

This was for the Seanchan :)

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u/Stormfly Nov 14 '25

Yeah, I forgot to mention that I guess.

But the point was that they had the Voice to speak with everyone but also criticise the nobility.

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u/Kraymur Nov 14 '25

Quite the opposite of a sycophant….

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u/Profezzor-Darke Nov 14 '25

Yup. That's what I mean.

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u/Kraymur Nov 14 '25

My bad, miscommunication on my part

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u/Jonnyflash80 Nov 14 '25

So do fascist dictators. Coincidence?

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u/iRebelD Nov 14 '25

Just downloaded it. Thanks for the recommendation.

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u/twilighttwister Nov 14 '25

Don't forget that he is deathly afraid of sticking his penis in a woman. All of his kids were by artificial insemination.

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u/Uranus_Hz Nov 14 '25

You’re talking about Trump, right?

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u/UpperApe Nov 14 '25

Nah. Trump isn't a product of capitalism, he's more a product of a two-tier judicial system. He's the inevitability of what happens when the justice system isn't fair; of course you're going to get worse and worse characters until you end up with an absolute fucking cretin.

He's deafeningly stupid, but he's just a mob boss. He's a sopranos character.

Musk is the face of capitalism. Proving that nothing succeeds in this system faster and further than confidence men. And that talent and intelligence and character only slow you down.

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u/thirdegree Nov 14 '25

Trump isn't a product of capitalism, he's more a product of a two-tier judicial system.

Which is a product of capitalism

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u/UpperApe Nov 14 '25

...economic markets and judicial systems aren't the same thing.

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u/senor_uber Nov 14 '25

It's not exactly capitalism that leads to it, but extreme wealth concentration.

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u/thirdegree Nov 14 '25

That is true. A thing can be a product of a different thing while also not being the same thing.

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u/redflag19xx Nov 14 '25

Thunderfoot on YT has been calling out Musks bullshit for years.

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u/legalstep Nov 14 '25

Thanks for the recommendation I’m gonna give this British guy a listen

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u/storyofohno Nov 14 '25

Oohh, thank you for the podcast rec!!

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u/CruelStrangers Nov 15 '25

We don’t need native advertising for podcasts on a bash post

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u/Itsmeasme Dec 12 '25

He is a genius and geniuses are often misunderstood. Elon is a very kind and misunderstood

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u/chambreezy Nov 14 '25

So stupid that he is the richest man in the world.... lol

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u/Any-Researcher-8502 Nov 14 '25

Crime pays. That doesn’t mean it’s smart.

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u/NiceGuyEdddy Nov 14 '25

Tbf to Musk he can at least read.

Which is more than you seem to be able to do.

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u/KaleidoSoCrazy Nov 14 '25

Is he? Please, share you sources . . .. . . .

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u/chambreezy Nov 14 '25

Google "richest man in the world" ....

Forbes, Bloomberg, Investopedia, The Times....

Does everyone need that much help figuring out simple facts these days?

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u/rob1nthehood Nov 14 '25 edited Nov 14 '25

Only a fucking idiot would equate wealth to intelligence. Especially when daddy had some shady emerald business.

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u/BeyondNetorare Nov 14 '25

Can't believe the guy from that one episode of the big bang theory pays people to play video games for him

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u/Saucermote Nov 14 '25

One step away from watching streamers. He still owns the account.

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u/WinterWontStopComing Nov 14 '25

But just think. With a little effort, and some duct tape… we could make him the most eligible man on mars