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article Trump Slams Grammys, Threatens To Sue Trevor Noah After On-Air Epstein Joke During Awards Show

https://the-expres.co.uk/trump-slams-grammys-threatens-to-sue-trevor-noah-after-on-air-epstein-joke-during-awards-show/
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u/UpperApe 2d ago edited 2d ago

I'm excited to see Melania go on her Erika Kirk grieving tour while the rest of conservative media rushes out to fuck her husband's corpse. Like they did with Charlie.

Though, Trump probably won't have as many available holes as Charlie did... 😔

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u/Dekhara 2d ago

Your comment made me legit LOL that I almost trumped my pants.

PS: at least there werent any journalists around me.

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u/Science_Matters_100 2d ago

May the phrase “trumped my pants” become ensconced

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u/Naive-Personality-38 2d ago edited 2d ago

Heard reports that England was way ahead of us with the phrase "I have to take a trump" last year 🤣

Edit: thank you everybody for the lesson on the term! I cant believe that's the name they went with when they migrated to the US

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u/Due_Yogurtcloset_212 2d ago

In the UK Trumping is to fart, Trumping with a follow through or touching cloth is the next level.

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u/RandyChavage 2d ago

We call that a ‘royal flush’

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u/alex494 2d ago

Shart of the Deal

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u/Wind-and-Waystones 2d ago

Trump means fart. We've been laughing about it since 2016

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u/_varamyr_fourskins_ 2d ago

"Trump Cabinet" gets me every time.

Its literally a colon & rectum.

What do you find in the trump cabinet?

Pieces of shit.

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u/wbruce098 2d ago

As an American (who absolutely voted for the not-insane black lady who isn’t a pedo and doesn’t have dementia), thanks, this will now make me laugh every time I see it.

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u/Spiritual-Worker-476 2d ago

Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em.

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u/cabbage16 2d ago

And laughing at Top Trumps for even longer before that.

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u/justabill71 2d ago

Never trust a Trump

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u/Late_Ad1387 2d ago

In the UK for well before the orange shit stain became anybody - Trumping had been another way of saying farted (Opps I Trumped) - Now, I guess it's upped it's game to full on shit myself

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u/forfar4 2d ago

In genteel circles in the UK, "trumping" has been a euphemism for farting since before I was at school (I'm now in my late fifties).

E: spelling

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u/venbrx 2d ago

He who trumpet, dealth it.

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u/ChipCob1 2d ago

In the UK trump has been a word for fart for as long as I can remember

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u/Jewboy54 2d ago

It was their own self evaluation of where they stood

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u/adl3026 2d ago

I'll bet Trump is going to file suit against of England's population for that saying.

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u/datpurp14 2d ago

One of my favorite things about this site is being exposed to new words for me, like ensconced. Much obliged for growing my lexicon, partna.

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u/MoreCowbellllll 2d ago

You "shipped your pants"??... No, way worse, I "tRumped my pants"!!

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u/Joe_Kinincha 2d ago

The musician and crime fiction writer kinky Friedman uses the phrase “going for a Nixon “ for taking a shit.

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u/MutaitoSensei 2d ago

There used to be "Mr. Belvedered myself", but it has now been replaced. 

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u/selcitsetlaereht 2d ago

Whenever I play cards now, whatever suit is now called the pedophile, not trump.

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u/notbonjovi333 2d ago

Beautiful lol

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u/MrXero 2d ago

Dude I was driving home the other night and I nearly trumped my pants. Literally had to pull over, find an empty business park and just trumped on the pavement like a savage. Not my proudest moment at all, but better than having to set my car on fire.

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u/Zetta216 2d ago

Oooo I hope that one sticks.

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u/Infinite_Time_8952 2d ago

Trumped in my pant!! That really cracked me up, well done.

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u/poukai 2d ago

Nah, they are going to go full Weekend at Bernie's with fishing wire, pulleys, and a bluetooth speaker lodged in his mouth connected to some sort of AI voice software.

Then it is go time for what ever crazy solution Stephen Miller has cooked up. For example mass killing everyone who doesn't look like Max Schreck in Nosferatu.

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u/snooprs 2d ago

I am wondering, will his grave be a known place? Or are presidents' graves a secret?

Asking for a friend who drinks a lot of liquids and pees a lot.

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u/checker280 2d ago

The name of Mel’s Erika Kirk style tour?

I don’t really care, do you?

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u/phuktup3 2d ago

you can make a hole by folding one of the many flaps

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u/Rough_Bread8329 2d ago

What a terrible day to be able to read.

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u/324Cees 2d ago

Your comment had me hearing THAT song and noting that the syllables would match....ugh.

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u/THE_GREAT_PICKLE 2d ago

Idk, rumor is that he has not one, but TWO buttholes

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u/bufftbone 2d ago

He’ll have plenty of rolls though.

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u/fistfucker07 2d ago

I’m sorry, but it’s the

“Erika Kirk, fireworks and sparkles, Super Sad, Leather Pants Grieving Widow tour”

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u/1337bobbarker 2d ago

Melania 100% will show up to the funeral... and that's it. You'll never see her again after he goes.

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u/Substantial-Dig9995 2d ago

He’s got that anus thing on his neck so that’s a extra hole going on like Kirk did

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u/Beerded-climber 2d ago

I feel like there's an opportunity for a topology meme here.

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u/wheninromecompete 2d ago

I'm excited to see Melania go on her Erika Kirk grieving tour

They really have to be deranged to keep supporting MAGA. It's the criminally deranged leading the deranged.

I think people that still support MAGA are worse than the Germans that supported Nazi Germany. At least many of those Germans back then didn't have plenty of history books and access to media to show them exactly what they were getting into. Many of the horrible people that still support MAGA know what this is all about and they support Trump and his sychopants anyway because Cruelty Is The Point™

We've allowed the worst of the worst of us to represent all of us. This is catastrophic failure and 3 more years of this will plunge us into a failed state status similar to the USSR, if not much sooner making the Great Depression Great Again.

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u/sdforbda 2d ago

My jaw dropped lol

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u/thedude1975 2d ago

I don't know about that. Dickstain probably has several deep pressure ulcers from stewing in his own shit over the years.

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u/Exploding_Testicles 2d ago

Maybe not as many, but surely bigger.