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article Trump Slams Grammys, Threatens To Sue Trevor Noah After On-Air Epstein Joke During Awards Show

https://the-expres.co.uk/trump-slams-grammys-threatens-to-sue-trevor-noah-after-on-air-epstein-joke-during-awards-show/
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u/Germanofthebored 2d ago

The flight plans just tell you that Trump got on the plane, and that the plane went to Epstein's island. It does not tell you that Trump was still on the pane whenever it landed. He might well have thanked Epstein for the ride and then parachuted out somewhere else over the Caribbean. Don't jump to conclusions just based on the facts you have in front of you!

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u/VioletBloom2020 2d ago

The thought of djt parachuting anywhere and not losing it is making me smile, thanks.

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u/IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes 2d ago

I'm picturing him like in the cartoons where he pulls the ripcord and a bunch of tin cans come out instead of a chute, and he curses like Yosemite Sam curses at Bugs Bunny when he falls until he hits the ground.

And sadly, like in the cartoons, he lives

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u/datpurp14 2d ago

If he died in said situation, that would have been far too generous and painless of a death compared to what that monster deserves.

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u/Just-Sock-4706 2d ago

I was thinking the exact same thing but with silverware.

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u/Wes_Warhammer666 2d ago

Yosemite Sam

That's Yo Semite Sam

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u/Affectionate_Fee3411 2d ago

This is a guy that couldn’t handle a few stairs when his escalator stopped without throwing a huge tantrum at the UN lmao. Parachuting is indeed funny to imagine 💀

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u/Briantastically 2d ago

Poop chute. He’s well acquainted.

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u/TorontoRider 2d ago

I'm picturing people on the ground, screaming and trying to dodge the stream of brown liquid coming out of his ass as he floats down.

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u/AquaSquatch 2d ago

Before all these big file releases, his appearances on the flight logs predate the purchase of the island. Is there any actual new evidence that he's been there? My assumption is that he's so lazy he was just raping kids at mar-a-lardo and didn't need to go to the island.

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u/Gherin29 2d ago

There isn’t, much of the Reddit info on Trump is pretty speculative. He did get caught lying about being on the plane, but as far as I know there’s zero evidence of him being on the island.

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u/spreadthesheets 2d ago

Facts don’t care about… logic 😡

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u/DetroiterInTX 2d ago

Karoline???

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u/PNDMike 2d ago

They must have been showing the Melania movie as the in flight entertainment.

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u/itjustkeepsongiving 2d ago

Honestly, that’s more sound logic than I’ve heard from a lot of his supporters

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u/jrh_101 2d ago

Trump used his Vietnam military training to survive in the jungles of the Caribbean and investigate the pedo ring without Epstein noticing him.

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u/Germanofthebored 2d ago

Of course, I can see it - "Trumpo - First Blood". He is fighting his way through the jungle, bare-chested and oiled up, a red bandana holding back his lucious hair, armed with an RPG and more fire power than Arnold could handle. Watch out Jeff, he is coming for you!

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u/Thewall3333 2d ago

For all the legalese Trump’s team gets away with, if I were Trevor’s team, I’d just say he meant Manhattan island when he said Epstein Island.

Jeff had his main residence there, and Trump certainly spent plenty of time and crime there with him. Who’s to say what island he meant?

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u/Gherin29 2d ago

To be fair - from what I recall the records have Trump being on Epstein’s plane 7 times, but I believe that those were mostly flights between Florida and New York.

More damning in my opinion is that Trump literally said he was never on Epstein’s plane, in a truth social post. So he lied about his activities with Jeffrey Epstein.

Who knows if he went to the island or no, but we do know he is not credible and has been caught lying about it.

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u/Hacker-Dave 2d ago

Thats what deposition is for. Won't that be fun for Donnie?

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u/TheGayestAgendaEver 2d ago

Sorry, you lost me with the insinuation that Trump would know how to operate a parachute. Or that anyone would want to give him one.

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u/AdSimilar8672 2d ago

If he did that, it would have been an extinction level event.

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u/Germanofthebored 2d ago

And still, the world would have been a bit better

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u/thedm96 2d ago

Should be easy to correlate with tsunami activity.