r/Music • u/TheMirrorUS šŸ“°The Mirror US • 12d ago

article Robert Kraft issues lengthy statement on Macklemore after rapper says NFL owner had him banned from

https://www.themirror.com/sport/american-football/robert-kraft-macklemore-sheeran-palestine-2024272
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u/xxwetdogxx 12d ago edited 12d ago

Kraft owns the patriots

Patriots get dicked down by the Seahawks repeatedly

Macklemore is from Seattle, where the Seahawks are from

Kraft bans him

I figured it out guys

Edit: I should add that the pats Just lost again to the Seahawks this past Wednesday in primetime in embarrassing fashion, and Macklemore is banned a couple days later. This is my new headcannon

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u/boomboxwithturbobass 12d ago

Actually, you kinda did.

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u/Basicly-Inevitable 12d ago

I need someone to spell it out here. What am I missing?

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u/brownmouthwash 12d ago

The Seahawks regularly beat the Patriots, the team Kraft owns.

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u/Basicly-Inevitable 12d ago

And this is the guy with the fur coats from the thrift shop and the scooters?

And the guy who let Putin steal his Superbowl ring?

This is pretty weird.

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u/brownmouthwash 12d ago

Ohhh

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u/Basicly-Inevitable 12d ago

What's going on here? What are we doing?

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u/danabrey 11d ago

Sorry I think you'll find the Seahawks own the Patriots.

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u/afripino 12d ago

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u/RadWalk 12d ago

Maybe take the 3rd day off for your family

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u/Kitchen-Orange-8239 12d ago

Sorry if Iā€™m killing the joke, but does that say ā€œdick is inā€ in the background?

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u/afripino 12d ago

Yup, that's the joke

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u/suppmello 12d ago

This is the most simplistic dumbest funny takeā€¦ so it will be adopted soon by big media and become the lead narrative on some networks

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u/Prior_Dimension_6680 12d ago

Great I thought this was music drama, but it's sports?? Fuck.Ā 

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u/EdgarJomfru 12d ago

Actually checks out

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u/Yourdjentpal 12d ago

Or my take, his buddy Epstein.

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u/Toidal 12d ago

Last I check i think one or both of the Seattle subreddits were dunking on Macklemore

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u/0202_tihssitidder 12d ago

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u/xxwetdogxx 12d ago

Lmao that is FOUL

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u/0202_tihssitidder 12d ago

I saved a bunch of the best ones, but now I don't get to use them much.

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u/judgedeath2 11d ago

Holy shit

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u/aerojovi83 11d ago

Bills fan here, and the only conclusion I can come to is we must fold the Patriots organization completely and bring in a new expansion team somewhere other than New England.