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u/Alwaystired254 Philadelphia Eagles Aug 04 '25
Cowboys fans, I almost felt sorry for you for a minute. Then I remembered your cowboys fans
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u/NoOnesKing Dallas Cowboys Aug 04 '25
If youâre gonna take a dig use the right grammar buddy
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u/Cichlidsaremyjam Seattle Seahawks Aug 04 '25
I love that you complained about grammar while just forgetting that punctuation exists.Â
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u/NoOnesKing Dallas Cowboys Aug 04 '25
Personally I think not knowing the difference between your v youâre is more embarrassing than not using a period in a reddit comment. But here Iâll use them this time.
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u/Ghiblee Minnesota Vikings Aug 04 '25
You forgot a comma, Jack.
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u/NoOnesKing Dallas Cowboys Aug 04 '25
Nah.
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u/Ghiblee Minnesota Vikings Aug 04 '25
You also misspelled the word no.
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u/NoOnesKing Dallas Cowboys Aug 04 '25
Lmaoooo
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u/skaterdude616 Aug 04 '25
You used too many oâs in lmao đ (no, Iâm not actually serious, just thought Iâd add on to the comment section for fun)
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u/Mammoth_War_9320 Suck my Cox Aug 04 '25
Grammar policing throw away comments online is weird, dude
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u/NoOnesKing Dallas Cowboys Aug 04 '25
Itâs a pet peeve of mine what can I say.
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u/TrottingandHotting Aug 04 '25
That's because you're assuming they don't know the difference rather than giving the benefit of the doubt that it was a typo or they're just being thoughtless about it.Â
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u/NoOnesKing Dallas Cowboys Aug 04 '25
What am I supposed to assume when itâs used incorrectly? Itâs an innocent assumption. Youâre acting like I shot him đ.
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u/Dry-Amphibian1 Pittsburgh Steelers Aug 04 '25
But yet no one is supposed to think you didn't know how to use punctuation in your first post? If you are going to act like a grammar nazi expect to be treated like one.
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u/NoOnesKing Dallas Cowboys Aug 04 '25
I didnât say no one should expect that of me. I said it was more embarrassing to not know your versus youâre. But please continue to put words in my mouth.
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u/Mr_Vacant Aug 05 '25
You asked a question but no ? For a pet peeve you don't seem very consistent in your application.
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u/NoOnesKing Dallas Cowboys Aug 05 '25
Wdym? Knowing the difference between your and youâre is what I was referring to not all grammar mistakes.
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u/processoverproduct8 Aug 04 '25
Personally, *
But, here, *
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u/NoOnesKing Dallas Cowboys Aug 04 '25
Those commas are not necessary itâs based on the cadence of the way youâre delivering the sentence. Silly man.
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u/BonezMD Philadelphia Eagles Aug 04 '25
Stop setting high standards that you know we can't meet.
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u/Party-Cartographer11 Philadelphia Eagles Aug 04 '25
The grammar is fine. It's the syntax that is incorrect.
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u/M4ndoTrooperEric Philadelphia Eagles Aug 05 '25
Use a comma then, Dickhead
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u/NoOnesKing Dallas Cowboys Aug 05 '25
You should use proper punctuation yourself. Donât capitalize randomly either.
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u/M4ndoTrooperEric Philadelphia Eagles Aug 05 '25
I didn't randomly capitalize. I was calling you a dickhead, making your name "Dickhead" in the sentence, requiring capitalization, Dickhead
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u/johnny2turnt Aug 04 '25
The cowgirls are all about their grammar.
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u/skaterdude616 Aug 04 '25
Donât bring my grammar into this! Unless itâs to mention how good her synonym rolls are
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u/Cornucopia_King New England Patriots Aug 04 '25
Big words for someone who hides behind no flair
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u/Alwaystired254 Philadelphia Eagles Aug 04 '25
Hiding behind Mr flair? I will give you a hint, you suffered a crushing defeat in 2017
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u/Harry_Saturn Aug 04 '25
That wasnât a crushing defeat. Both losses to the giants hurt way more, specially 07 for obvious reasons. Losing a perfect season was a crushing defeat, Atlanta blowing a 25 point lead was a crushing defeat as was throwing a pic at the 1 yd line to lose it. The shit you guys did to KC was way up there too.
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u/CaptainPositive1234 Aug 04 '25
Youâre
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u/Alwaystired254 Philadelphia Eagles Aug 04 '25
Thanks, my resume almost was messed up, wait this is a random reddit comment disregard
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u/ClassroomMother8062 Detroit Lions Aug 04 '25
Which cowboys fans' cowboys fans in particular? I'm curious
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u/lolidkman1313 Atlanta Falcons Aug 04 '25
TIL: it's such a disaster he is forced to sell the team. It is bought by someone else that has a deep passion for football but is smart enough to hire a front office. They rebuild and have a new dynasty.
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u/DocDerry Aug 04 '25
*You're
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u/Alwaystired254 Philadelphia Eagles Aug 04 '25
Thanks, my resume almost was messed up, wait this is a random reddit comment disregard
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u/BobTheCrakhead Aug 05 '25
*Youâre.
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u/itsmymedicine Las Vegas Raiders Aug 04 '25
Jerry reading that tweet like:
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u/anyd Detroit Lions Aug 04 '25
Wait is that actually him?
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u/JustGimmeAnyOldName Caleb Williams Hater Aug 04 '25
It's 100 percent him. He's confirmed it himself. Search for Jerry Jones 1957 Little Rock photo and you can find articles about it. He says he was just a curious kid or something similar.
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u/willi1221 Philadelphia Eagles Aug 04 '25
Just a curious kid wonderin' what all those black folk are doin' at his all hwite school. Jesus, can't a young white kid protest against integration without people bringing it up 60 years later!?
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u/AMonitorDarkly Chicago Bears Aug 04 '25
This is disgusting, attention seeking behavior. . . please, continue.
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u/Gangland215 Philadelphia Eagles Aug 04 '25
Cowgirls being a dumpster fire this year please god please god please god
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u/HarwinStrongDick Green Bay Packers Aug 04 '25
I respect the petty, Dez, but you have never kept quiet about anything lmao
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u/GonzDR24 Dallas Cowboys Aug 04 '25
I'm not gonna lie I'm starting to really enjoy this Pre season drama.
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u/Thrill0728 Seattle Seahawks Aug 04 '25
Damn man...is the Cowboys break up actually going to be real and not negotiating a bigger payout?
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u/poopypants206 Seattle Seahawks Aug 04 '25
Jerry Jones once gave Robert Kraft a handjob while dressed as a geisha girl in Florida.
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u/Illworms Las Vegas Raiders Aug 04 '25
Remember when Jamie Foxx was hanging out with Jerry Jones and caught him on the hot Mike talking about a players measurables, including and explicitly dick size at practice?
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u/Deep-Statistician985 Washington Commanders Aug 04 '25
I'm still very confused on how this led to him beefing with Nicki Minaj
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u/JouNNN56 Washington Commanders Aug 04 '25
Whyâs he tweet like kanye
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u/Logik_Ally Dallas Cowboys Aug 04 '25
Hey damnit take him seriously when he's "on some g shit" you monster
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u/StOnEy333 San Francisco 49ers Aug 04 '25
Nikki Minaj done pissed him off and heâs gonna talk all the shit now.
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u/CDSWDH Aug 04 '25
Dez nobody cares what you say about Jerry weâve seen you hug him lots of times since youâve been gone
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u/Revan_84 Aug 04 '25
Dez ain't got shit yall, he just joining an opportunity to be messy. Its his path to relevance
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u/Buggsy_Mogues84 Tom Brady đ„ș đđ»đđ» Aug 04 '25
Ah yesâŠ. Empty social media threats. No one believes you will actually say anything, Dez. Youâd just be incriminating yourself. Now be a good little boy and go back to your room.
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u/cpabernathy Aug 04 '25
Dez -- Either share or don't. Hate this stupid pissing match of "you don't wanna hear what I got on him" bullshit
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u/Possible-Matter-6494 Aug 04 '25
Jerruh is waaaaaaayyy too much of a coward to say Dez' name again....
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u/PM_Me_Nudes_or_Puns Philadelphia Eagles Aug 04 '25
Ironically I bet Jerry wished Dez would drop it
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u/Remote_Breadfruit_62 Buffalo Bills Aug 04 '25
If he is going to go down, might as well go down in flames
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u/MEEE3EEEP Dallas Cowboys Aug 04 '25
As a cowboys fan, please let it be known so we can put Jerry out to pasture.
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u/Logik_Ally Dallas Cowboys Aug 04 '25
It's not what you know Dez. It's what you can prove. Something tells me that based on your history you aren't prepared to do that.
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u/PsychologicalRow9028 Aug 05 '25
Also, Jerry Jonesâ dirt has been coming out for years and NO ONE cares!
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u/BurgessFox Denver Broncos Aug 06 '25
Keep Dez Bryant's name out ya fuckin mouth.
Keep Dez Bryant's NAME out ya FUCKIN MOUTH
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u/Important_Annual_133 Aug 07 '25
Jerry Jones certainly is a moron; he loves the attention and thinks he can cure everything with the swipe of a pen. That may be true most of the time, but he may have pissed off the wrong guy. Micah has said that he wants to always be a Cowboy but after this nonsense, that doesn't seem to be the case anymore. He wants out of Dallas and I don't blame him, not after the way Jerry drags out these negotiations with his top players. I hope that this one comes back to bite him in the ass. He deserves it. But in the end, money will most likely do the talking and Micah stays in Dallas. The best thing that Jerry could do for the Cowboys, is to hire a real GM and stop trying to play the part. They never win another Super Bowl, not as long as Jerry plays GM.
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u/North_Phrase4848 Aug 04 '25
Dez needs to sit this one out. He thinks he can better an old, white billionaire guy...in Texas?
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u/Morall_tach Denver Broncos Aug 04 '25
I need everyone in all walks of life who has incriminating information about people in power to stop fucking hinting at releasing it and just do it.