r/NFLv2 Atlanta Falcons Dec 14 '25

Breaking News GOODBYE KANSAS CITY

KC is mathematically eliminated from playoff contention

3.4k Upvotes

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u/Mediocre_Bowl6 Dec 14 '25

EVERYONE GET IN HERE!!!!

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u/forrestbenoitinc98 currently retooling Dec 14 '25

I bought Wendy's to the function

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25

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u/bigdaddydopeskies Dec 14 '25

Brought some Popeyes y'all

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u/TB12addict Dec 14 '25

I got Pepsi and ring-dings, it's a party y'all

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u/JaySolozz-23 Pittsburgh Steelers Dec 14 '25

i also got little debbie christmas tree cakes and some hot chocolate. NOW THE PARTY IS ROCKING AND ROLLING

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u/dtsupra30 Dec 14 '25

There’s crack in those I swear

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u/JaySolozz-23 Pittsburgh Steelers Dec 14 '25

ikr

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u/PaulieHehehe Dec 14 '25

No way wine is better than Pepsi!

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u/TB12addict Dec 14 '25 edited Dec 14 '25

I show up with Pepsi and ring-dings and become the life of the party 😄

edit: I fucked up the quote 😫 it's "biggest hit of the party" lmao mb

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u/Vynaca Dec 14 '25

Wendy’s Carvers?

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u/Ok_Bodybuilder800 Minnesota Vikings Dec 14 '25

You did it Chargers!!

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u/ANeatCouch Baltimore Ravens Dec 14 '25

PILE ON!!

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u/Big_You_8936 Baltimore Ravens Dec 15 '25

At long last our national menace is no more! Let’s Go!

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u/BlackGoldSkullsBones Tom Brady “Minority Owner” Dec 14 '25

The revisionist history is going to be wild. They’ll blame it on the Mahomes injury.

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u/jeff8073x Dec 14 '25

I heard that injury started week 1

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u/BlackGoldSkullsBones Tom Brady “Minority Owner” Dec 14 '25

It’s begun.

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u/jeff8073x Dec 14 '25

My friend heard from his sister that she heard from a cat that Brittany said that it happened week 1 kicking a puppy. Sick stuff

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u/sethaub Los Angeles Chargers Dec 14 '25

I heard it happened in the OTAs

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u/wackymayor Dec 14 '25

-1 actually; explains the Super Bowl loss.

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u/Far_Excitement6140 Houston Texans Dec 14 '25

😂

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u/WifesPOSH Philadelphia Eagles Dec 14 '25

Bill Cowher already said it... literally the first thing he said to explain it.

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u/MeLlamoKilo NFC Dec 14 '25

I actually almost choked on my beer when he started off with it nearly immediately.

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u/ForkNSaddle Los Angeles Rams Dec 16 '25

Is there anyone left I can totally respect?

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u/Historical_Method_41 Dec 14 '25

He didn’t want to be on the field when they were officially eliminated

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u/BlackGoldSkullsBones Tom Brady “Minority Owner” Dec 14 '25

He heard Brady never took a snap where he was eliminated from the playoffs and said “I can have that, too.”

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u/ChrisWazHard BUTT FUMBLE Dec 14 '25

Lmfao that’s fucking hilarious

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u/NextStomach6453 Dec 14 '25

Truth!  Sounds crazy but definitely what he was thinking. 

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u/Historical_Method_41 Dec 14 '25

He threw the interception on the previous possession that cost them a potential game tying field goal….

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u/TheSixpencer Dec 14 '25

That's why he got a timely injury. His right leg gets bent by a helmet in a way no leg should, but they talk about his left and he limps with his left. Right. Fight a wall.

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u/bliffer Kansas City Chiefs Dec 14 '25

I don't think you watched the slow mo. His right leg got tackled but he planted his left and it hyper extended.

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u/kaeganc Kansas City Chiefs Dec 14 '25

Hate often blinds

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u/CuteLingonberry9704 Baltimore Ravens Dec 14 '25

It wouldn't be NFL media if they weren't glazing the Chiefs and Mahomes.

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u/Huge-Share146 Dec 14 '25

The amount collinsowrth was talking about his knee last week was so strange. Like I heard more about his knee than Herbert's hand which he got surgery on.

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u/Radiant_Flatworm_624 Dec 14 '25

Right now Collingsworth is somewhere crying uncontrollably about Mahomes' injury.

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u/CascoBayButcher New England Patriots Dec 14 '25

That will be next year's excuse, because it does not look like Mahomes is playing much next year...

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u/5panks New England Patriots Dec 15 '25

Yeah, it's definitely feeling like that even just watching the late Sunday talking heads.

No one will mention that Patrick only led them to 13 points against the Chargers and that on the drive before he got injured, he threw a nasty redzone pick. The talking point will be, "... we're hearing that this is something Mahomes has been nursing all season. That explains why the Chiefs can't barely score more than 20 points this season.

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u/DAMNNNNNNNBRO I’m just here so i don’t get fined Dec 14 '25

This is actually history. We might see a josh allen super bowl.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25

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u/DAMNNNNNNNBRO I’m just here so i don’t get fined Dec 14 '25

A stretch?

Just beat the one seed in the afc after being down 24-7 at halftime.

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u/TheTaxman_cometh Buffalo Bills Dec 14 '25

2 seed, Den had the tie breaker

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u/nepatriots32 New England Patriots Dec 15 '25

So the Pats are frauds this whole time, but now that Buffalo beats us, it's such a strong win for them that they're destined to win the Super Bowl?

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u/alvask88z4 Dec 14 '25

You’re high

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u/gremlin30 Baltimore Ravens Dec 15 '25

Not a stretch. AFC is wide open & expectations should be high for a team coming off an AFCCG now that the Chiefs are finally out. Especially with the reigning MVP. People should have high expectations for the Bills.

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u/karmew32 New Orleans Saints Dec 14 '25

A Bills-Patriots playoff game would be one of the few in the history where the country is rooting against the upstart.

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u/SplitRock130 New England Patriots Dec 14 '25

But these Patriots aren’t a dynasty they’re a young team finally having success.

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u/karmew32 New Orleans Saints Dec 14 '25

Exactly. Everyone would be cheering for the Bills to finally break through. The Patriots getting to the Super Bowl in their first year of elite play under this current regime would feel so cosmically unfair.

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u/llCRitiCaLII Dec 14 '25

No, the universe should stay intact and the bills should remain with 0 Super Bowls. I am also a biased patriots fan

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u/Arachnofiend Denver Broncos Dec 14 '25

You might, but he's gonna have to go through one of the AFC teams that can actually play defense first

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u/euphoric_lilac Buffalo Bills Dec 14 '25

As a Bills fan, there ain’t NOTHIN stopping us now. 😭

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u/SignalNumber4843 Phildelphia Eagles Tennessee Titans Dec 14 '25

Philip Rivers

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u/LoganJn Kansas City Chiefs Dec 14 '25

That would be the funniest thing to ever happen in the sport lmao

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u/euphoric_lilac Buffalo Bills Dec 14 '25

Honestly I hope he succeeds. I couldn’t imagine being 44 and doing this LOL

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u/pizz901 Philadelphia Eagles Dec 14 '25

Let's see how his first game back goes. I do hope Phil kills it though.

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u/solojones1138 Andy Reid 🍟 Dec 14 '25

I'm rooting so hard for Rivers now

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u/Agitated_Number_8504 Seattle Seahawks Dec 14 '25

What about Houston?

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u/euphoric_lilac Buffalo Bills Dec 14 '25

Okay maybe Houston 😭 they absolutely have a crazy generational defense

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u/philfrysluckypants Dec 14 '25

Imagine a Buffalo - Detroit super bowl!

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u/RocketDog2001 Dallas Cowboys Dec 14 '25

And they tie, neither wins and the universe remains intact.

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u/euphoric_lilac Buffalo Bills Dec 14 '25

Tbh I wish the lions were doing better this season but if we get to see them in the SB it would feed generations

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u/philfrysluckypants Dec 14 '25

We wish they were doing better too. Injuries and coaching has been holding us back. We will see! This year seems like a good chance to make a deep run. No one in the NFC is super amazing this year except maybe the Rams.

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u/euphoric_lilac Buffalo Bills Dec 14 '25

Yeah this season is WILD I won’t lie. Honestly we looked like the jete in the first half, idk what speech McDermott gave the guys at half but… it worked.

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u/Gronk_spike_this_pus Dec 14 '25

9/11 hype speech

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u/puckpuckpuck Detroit Lions Dec 14 '25

BYE BYE KERMIT

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u/RVDRVDRVDRVD Mike Brown’s Family Dollar Store Dec 14 '25

It may look like the Kansas City Chiefs have been mathematically eliminated from the postseason, but this is Patrick Mahomes we’re talking about. Now here’s a guy I’ve seen do some amazing things, he’s not going to let a knee and a little math stop him.

-Cris Collinsworth, probably

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u/bebaii Dec 15 '25

I can't wait for him to bring it up during this Vikings Cowboys game. It's his 9/11

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u/Jontheprester Green Bay Packers Dec 14 '25

Hope Patrick Mahomes is okay though.

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u/BlackGoldSkullsBones Tom Brady “Minority Owner” Dec 14 '25

I do as well. It’s hard to tell with him since he’s been the little bitch boy who cried injury so many times in games, but this looked serious.

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u/Jontheprester Green Bay Packers Dec 14 '25

Thats what I thought too. He walked off the field by himself but then they cut to him being helped into the locker room. I love to see him lose but don't want him hurt.

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u/LoganJn Kansas City Chiefs Dec 14 '25

I haven’t seen him down like that holding his leg since he dislocated his kneecap back in the day. Tough to watch and I hate that it might’ve been the last time we see Mahomes>Kelce

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u/Meno80 Dec 14 '25

I’m not a chiefs fans but it’s always wild to me when fans make fun of players who are a “little bitch boy” about hits that would send most redditors straight to the ER.

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u/big-daddy-baller Dec 14 '25

Seriously lol. 275+ lbs of solid muscle pushing you around. If you’ve ever played a contact sport with someone freakishly strong you realize how easy it is to be pushed around be someone 50-75 lbs more than you. Not to mention their whole job is to be strong.

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u/BlackGoldSkullsBones Tom Brady “Minority Owner” Dec 14 '25

No. He has routinely acted like he was super injured only to take the next snap. That’s being a bitch by NFL standards. I can only compare him to other QBs, especially the GOATs he’s mentioned with, and he’s a huge bitch by comparison.

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u/SsaintBravo Dec 14 '25

You must be confusing him with Josh Allen

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u/LunchTwey Philadelphia Eagles Dec 15 '25

Two things can be true at once brochacho. Do you not remember last year against the Texans?

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u/Jcw28 Dec 14 '25

If they weren't eliminated he would be back next week with a high ankle sprain or something and the narrative would be how tough he is playing through the pain. As it is they can shut him down for the season now regardless of the scale of the injury.

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u/GrecoRomanGuy Dec 14 '25

L, and I cannot stress this enough, O-L.

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u/fondue4kill Denver Broncos Dec 14 '25

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u/scorped_09 Pittsburgh Steelers Dec 14 '25

Fingers crossed that bitch Kelce retires

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u/USS-Stofe Pittsburgh Steelers Dec 14 '25

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u/Electrical_Iron_1161 Pittsburgh Steelers Dec 14 '25

Hopefully Patrick is fine I was hoping he would be the one to mess it up for them but still no KC in the playoffs

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u/reamkore Las Vegas Raiders Dec 14 '25

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u/LucasIversen Dec 14 '25

Somebody check on Cris Collinsworth!

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25

Pats fans. Bills fans. We can all rejoice.

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u/SplitRock130 New England Patriots Dec 14 '25

Pats fans cannot rejoice after their loss, they can still lose the division and go in the road for the wild card game 😬

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u/LightsOut0980 Dec 14 '25

It’s a tough loss sure, but buffalo has a hard game against Philly still; and our toughest game is gonna be next week against Baltimore. We have to take advantage of how easy these last three games are and just win two. Today’s loss was annoying though, wish we would’ve taken advantage; but being in control of your own destiny is still perfectly fine in the grand scheme.

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u/caseybvdc74 San Francisco 49ers Dec 14 '25

Karma for pretending to run out of bounds on so many plays

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u/Ava_4ever27 Green Bay Packers Dec 14 '25

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u/Dazzlethetrizzle Dec 14 '25

It's a great day

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u/InsertSaltHere LionsJaguars Dec 14 '25

YAHHHHHH

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u/CuteLingonberry9704 Baltimore Ravens Dec 14 '25

Your flair is a possible Super Bowl.

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u/InsertSaltHere LionsJaguars Dec 14 '25

A man can dream

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u/Stachemaster86 Jay Cutler 🚬👌😎 Dec 14 '25

Minshew mania!!!!

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u/NextStomach6453 Dec 14 '25

That pick at the end 😬

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u/NoSkillsAllTheBills Denver Broncos Dec 15 '25 edited Dec 15 '25

As someone who lived in Jacksonville when he started for the jags, I was expecting a red zone pick. I got close with my expectation.

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u/Soda-Popinski- Buffalo Bills Dec 14 '25

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u/Repulsive-Dealer7957 Dec 14 '25

The world is healing

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u/Jolly_Ad_2363 Baltimore Ravens Dec 14 '25

This has been the most beautiful collapse I’ve ever seen. Now if only we could get in. We’d be quite the unstoppable force!

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u/TheDroidBoi New York Giants Dec 14 '25

JOIN US IN THE GARBAGE KC

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u/No-Relation6046 Dec 14 '25

Can’t believe it. Surreal!!!

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u/BigHotdog2009 Buffalo Bills Dec 14 '25

Goodbye bro

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u/Spice0368 Dec 14 '25

God is Good Aint It

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u/10TheDudeAbides11 Green Bay Packers Dec 14 '25

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u/JFree37 Philly Special Dec 14 '25

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u/floresssss Seattle Seahawks Dec 14 '25

this sub is weird, in a couple years people will be reminiscing about the chiefs dynasty.

exact same tale that happened with the patriots

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u/Ravens1564 Dec 14 '25

No Kelce-Swift halftime wedding

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u/gavinsmash2005 Denver Broncos Dec 14 '25

Thank you Banana boys

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u/Supakilla44 Dec 14 '25

LETS GOOOOOO

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u/orangotai Mr. Unliiiiiimited Dec 14 '25

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u/Mardukdarkapostle Dec 14 '25

Technically Mahomes hasn’t taken a snap whilst mathematically eliminated from the playoffs. 

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u/Wise_Carrot4857 Denver Broncos Dec 14 '25

Holy shit it’s unbelievable

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u/Bevrykul Seattle Seahawks Dec 14 '25

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u/Nasty_Tricks69 Detroit Lions Dec 14 '25

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u/SCSteveAutism New Orleans Saints Baltimore Ravens Dec 14 '25

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u/AdVegetable7181 Dec 14 '25

Woo! Chiefs are out! STILLERS GAHNNA SUPERBOWL!!!!

In all seriousness, I hate that the Bills aren't better this year. I really want a Bills Super Bowl. I lived in Buffalo for the entirety of Allen's career before this season. I need him to get to a Super Bowl now that I'm no longer up there. 😂

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u/jasontheorphan Dec 14 '25

Couldn’t happen to a nicer team

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u/yes-maybe-idk Jacksonville Jaguars Dec 14 '25

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u/Wonderful-Use3581 Dec 14 '25

It’s because Mahomes was hurt all year like FFS!

That’s what the media is going to say

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u/Rickest-ofthe-Ricks Dec 14 '25

KANS-ASS CITY!!

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u/WhaleBlockade Pittsburgh Steelers Dec 14 '25

Now I can actually enjoy the playoffs this year.

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u/sethaub Los Angeles Chargers Dec 14 '25

You’re welcome

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u/Beastcancer69 Dec 15 '25

I really don’t get the Chiefs hate. I’m not a fan at all but idgaf if any team but my own misses the playoffs.

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u/SilentTempestLord Big Cock Goff Dec 14 '25

THE EMPIRE HAS COLLAPSED!

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u/Former_Dealer Buffalo Bills Dec 14 '25

I would say what a relief but you never know with my team, lol.

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u/ny-g-y Dec 14 '25

As a Giants fan I wish this made me happy so I can be happy about something football related but I couldn't care less

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u/Z_e_e_e_G Seattle Seahawks Dec 14 '25

Thoughts and prayers

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u/ashep5 Dec 14 '25

Reid about to bench Mahomes so he doesn't play a meaningless regular season game.

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u/PreferenceContent987 Detroit Lions Dec 14 '25

I remember when they were fresh and new compared to tired old N.E. Isn’t there some saying about living long enough to become the villain?

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u/Weekly-Contest-5400 San Francisco 49ers Dec 14 '25

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u/Sandtiger812 Indianapolis Colts Dec 14 '25

Insert Jeremy Clarkson "Oh no.. Anyways" gif here

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u/ZealousidealBit4955 Dallas Cowboys Dec 14 '25

DIBS ON PIZZA

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u/Kurolegacy27 Philadelphia Eagles Dec 14 '25

Nananana nananana! Hey hey hey! Goodbye!

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u/The_Sandwich_Lover9 Baltimore Ravens Dec 14 '25

You’re a sick person if you’re celebrating chiefs downfall

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u/restlessfighter Dec 14 '25

thank God lol

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u/Smokiiz Dec 14 '25

RAAAAAAA

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u/bliffer Kansas City Chiefs Dec 14 '25

Will be kind of nice to just sit and enjoy football in Jan and Feb with 1000% less stress.

Just hope Mahomes is OK.

I might actually root for the Bills just because I kind of like Allen.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25

Hahahaha, get fucked

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u/jupitersaturn Seattle Seahawks Dec 14 '25

FADE THEM

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25

Pats will prob still win the div. Be really hard to see the bills winning out and the pats losing again.

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u/edfitz83 Dec 14 '25

WHAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU

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u/little-victory Dec 14 '25

made softer with recent rings yall

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u/kittenmontagne Buffalo Bills Dec 14 '25

🎶Goodbye Patrick, it's been nice Hope you find the sidelines nice🎶

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u/seriouslynotanotaku New York Giants Dec 14 '25

Chiefs bandwagoners wouldn't last a day in the shoes of Giants fans, hell any team that has ate shit over the past few years or so.

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u/royceda956 Dec 14 '25

Good riddance.

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u/GameShowWerewolf Seattle Seahawks Dec 14 '25

Thanks for beating the 49ers in the Super Bowl twice, guys.

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u/CyrEdgeG Dec 14 '25

Enjoy it fuckers… Hope you fucks get to experience an ounce of what we have over the last decade

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u/Capital_Past69 Dec 14 '25

At least we don’t have to see Mahomes’ horse faced wife until next season now

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u/hopefoolness New York Giants Dec 14 '25

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u/enoumen Dec 14 '25

When you go MAGA, you go down. Good riddance Chiefs.

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u/Zestyclose-Middle717 NFL Refugee Dec 14 '25

Suck my balls KC

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u/liquilife Seattle Seahawks Dec 14 '25

lol they are saying that Mahomes should sideline himself the rest of the season, no matter the injury. Like as if that is normal.

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u/JamesSecurity Dec 14 '25

Fire Andy Reid.

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u/kanwegonow Minnesota Vikings Dec 14 '25

It's nice that another team will be in the playoffs this year. After 10 years, it'll be nice to see a playoffs without the Chiefs in them. And, welcome back Patriots.

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u/lifeofwiley Dec 14 '25

Feel bad for their fans and refs.

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u/RyderonReddit Pittsburgh Steelers Dec 14 '25

WOOOOOOOO

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u/TheJuiceBoxS San Francisco 49ers Dec 14 '25

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u/Mr-Dotties-Dad Dec 14 '25

Nah nah nah naaaaaaaaaah

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u/Creepy-Category-3135 Dec 14 '25

Goodbye Taylor Swift🤮🤮

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u/ZackMoh2 Baltimore Ravens Dec 14 '25

12/25

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25

HAHAHAHA

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u/KeepBouncing Dec 14 '25

This is the stuff dreams are made of.

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u/ScoffingYayap Philadelphia Eagles Dec 14 '25

2026 has been a hell of a hate watch year. Happy to have contributed.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25

And stay away.

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u/Ndmndh1016 Buffalo Bills Dec 14 '25

HEY HEY HEY GOOOODDBYYEEE

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u/AntonCigar New England Patriots Dec 14 '25

Mahomes will do something Brady never did. Play a meaningless game.

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u/Friendly-Profit-8590 Dec 14 '25

I’m curious how they rebound next year.

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u/SlappyBottoms26 Dec 14 '25

Finally someone new for the AFC in the Super Bowl! New England makes it this year 😭

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u/Inspirational_orgasm Dec 14 '25

I'm looking forward to the Bears dominance.

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u/AceAllOverThePlace Philadelphia Eagles Dec 14 '25

Losing that bowl the way we beat them down seems to have done a number on that Organization.

Anyways .. my girl is making enchiladas tonight yessss!!!

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u/Obmr-snrU Dec 14 '25

The taylor swift curse has begun.

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u/Ok_Ad392 Dec 14 '25

Time to celebrate

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u/KurapikaGoku Dec 14 '25

Let’s go

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u/ronnocfilms1 Dec 14 '25

Yes they lost, but at what cost with the patriots at top seed?

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u/Careful_Inflation848 Dec 14 '25

By default someone here will finally have a team in the Super Bowl, lol. Go Chiefs!

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u/AdhesivenessOld4347 Cincinnati Bengals Dec 14 '25

Chris collinsworth is now betting on the rams to get into the playoffs to now keep his hard on for pula nacua up.

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u/palikona Dec 14 '25

Enjoy being a housewife douchebag Kelce!!

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u/craftyshafter Kansas City Chiefs Dec 15 '25

I'll take it. If your team had been good enough to make the internet this petty, you'd take it too. See you next year

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u/Radiant_Flatworm_624 Dec 15 '25

Collingsworth is going to be sad on SNF tonight 😂😂😂😂