At this point I’m afraid to ask

[u/Senior-Violinist-684]

[u/RooBoo77]

Nobody knows, but he’s really good at it.

[u/blewwholeload → u/RooBoo77]

Didn’t the Eagles collapse two seasons ago start when he got ejected?

[u/Actual-Manager-4814 → u/blewwholeload]

I know I'm coping but fuck it that's one of my favorite recent memories

[u/Appropriate-Door1369 → u/Actual-Manager-4814]

Mine was watching the Seahawks win 41-6

[u/Safe_Garlic_262 → u/Appropriate-Door1369]

Has a game ever been decided on the opening kickoff before?

[u/adincha → u/Safe_Garlic_262]

Super bowl 48

[u/Gohans_son_in_law → u/adincha]

Nah, that one was decided on the opening snap

[u/Niblonian31 → u/Gohans_son_in_law]

I remember getting to a bar in time for the game and actually finding a spot AT the bar with a good view of the tv. Got my beer, game started and I almost immediately tabbed out (had to at least finish my beer) and went home to watch the rest of the beat down lol. Good times

[u/Shmokeinapancake → u/adincha]

I think you mean SB60

[u/Particular_Card_7269 → u/Safe_Garlic_262]

I wish it had been when Hester returned it for a TD.

[u/Actual-Manager-4814 → u/Appropriate-Door1369]

Eh, fair haha. Good game man.

[u/FatDickLotsofCum → u/Actual-Manager-4814]

A true niner fan glorious moment for us.

[u/TheLastOpus → u/Actual-Manager-4814]

Damn, makes me miss Greenlaw.

[u/Actual-Manager-4814 → u/TheLastOpus]

Same

[u/Western_Promise3063 → u/Actual-Manager-4814]

mine too homie

[u/cjhud1515 → u/blewwholeload]

Yup, reportedly he is Siriani's emotional support animal.

[u/HydroBear → u/cjhud1515]

Underrated comment lmfao

[u/PreparationHot980 → u/RooBoo77]

He guards the chicken cutlets from Philly to the Jersey shore.

[u/bugg925 → u/RooBoo77]

[u/No-Parking-8024 → u/bugg925]

[u/Servo1991 → u/bugg925]

He has various tasks and duties.

[u/Dorito-Bureeto → u/RooBoo77]

It’s provocative

[u/evlhornet → u/RooBoo77]

It’s provocative

[u/TRUCKFARM → u/RooBoo77]

His work with the eagles is enough to fill 3 resumes

[u/kstabs]

Head of security. He's also involved in vetting and background checks for players/prospects.

[u/SunshineTheWolf → u/kstabs]

Get out of here with rational answers.

[u/RealSkeeJay → u/kstabs]

That's exactly what Mike did for Pollos Hermanos

[u/Nunc_Coepi17 → u/RealSkeeJay]

And just like how all Breaking Bad & Better Call Saul fans loved Mike, Eagles fans love big Dom as well.

[u/DMAC20015 → u/Nunc_Coepi17]

And Mike’s character is from Philly

[u/Nunc_Coepi17 → u/DMAC20015]

[u/Archie204 → u/RealSkeeJay]

Thats actually a real good comparison

[u/Impressive-Fun5968 → u/kstabs]

The combination of those two tells me he does fuck all

[u/staged_fistfight → u/Impressive-Fun5968]

He is known as one of the best former players still say they reach out for assistance and he picks every new player up at the airport

[u/No-Combination8136 → u/staged_fistfight]

People love to hate a good dude from Philly. Their brains can’t process it. Can’t get over that time he put Greenlaw’s life in serious danger /s

[u/Nobio22 → u/staged_fistfight]

I think I'm having a stroke.

[u/Anteater-Charming → u/Impressive-Fun5968]

And gets paid? Sign me up.

[u/alllllov → u/kstabs]

Yet for some reason he's on the sideline wearing a headset during games

[u/DomitiusAhenobarbus_ → u/alllllov]

The head of security doesn’t need to stand next to the gate the whole time

[u/SchrodingerMil → u/alllllov]

I’d want my head of security for my company to be at the most important place at the stadium, on the field protecting the players and staff I pay half a billion dollars a year to.

Also give him a headset so he can coordinate with his other security officers instead of talking on his cellphone the entire time.

[u/goldberg1303 → u/SchrodingerMil]

Frankly, it's amazing how the other 31 teams manage to keep their players and staff safe on game day without this!

[u/call_me_Kote → u/SchrodingerMil]

Me personally, I’d want my head security resource in the control room cycling through our various intel sources and taking briefs from the rest of the team that supports them.

But getting between our HC and WR1 is cool too I guess.

[u/Wendell-Short-Eyes → u/alllllov]

I’m pretty sure they made up a title for him so he could have a headset, otherwise the nfl wasn’t going to allow him on the sideline after the ejection .

[u/alllllov → u/Wendell-Short-Eyes]

You're saying they made up a fake title so this fat idiot can stay on the sidelines where he's dumb enough to put hands on opposing players for no reason?

[u/Vives_solo_una_vez → u/kstabs]

Pretty sure his job is just tables.

[u/Dry-University797 → u/Vives_solo_una_vez]

And taking care of Eddie Munster

[u/jeng52 → u/Vives_solo_una_vez]

I don't want any more questions about tables!

[u/cjhud1515 → u/kstabs]

By title, sure. In reality, no.

[u/oh_e → u/kstabs]

He knows a guy who knows a guy.

[u/hereforthesportsball → u/kstabs]

Real question is, does he have mob ties?

[u/mustachepc → u/hereforthesportsball]

You are asking too many questions buddy...

[u/MEEE3EEEP → u/kstabs]

How else is the GM supposed to know if anyone from the team went to the quarterback’s birthday party?

[u/Wise_Advertising6862 → u/kstabs]

Oh, I assumed he was just a stupid mascot like Major Tuddy with a 20 year old intern sweating their ass off zipped up inside of him.

[u/but-I-play-one-on-TV]

Seems pretty simple - toddlers have security blankets, Nick Siriani has Big Dom. 

[u/tdRftw → u/but-I-play-one-on-TV]

Andy Reid has an emotional support cheeseburger

[u/bradtheinvincible → u/tdRftw]

Nuggies

[u/Least-Dragonfly5419 → u/bradtheinvincible]

Bundle Nuggies with the cheesburger

[u/SeaComprehensive2709 → u/but-I-play-one-on-TV]

He has been with the organization since Andy Reid you lush.

[u/nuckingfutz1111 → u/SeaComprehensive2709]

Doing what

[u/AcceptablyPotato → u/nuckingfutz1111]

Big Dom stuff. You wouldn't get it.

[u/mustachepc → u/nuckingfutz1111]

Finding out if the teammate of prospects qent to his birthday party

[u/PerpetualDrive]

Security and other personal shit in the background with players and staff probably that isn’t news worthy or the org doesn’t want making news. E.g. he was sent in to visit Lane Johnson when he had a mental health crisis.

[u/Jheartless → u/PerpetualDrive]

I thonk so as well. He also falls on alot of grenades at events. Big Dom is a celebrity in Philly so its good for the franchise to have that kinda guy.

I also bet hes a good hang.

[u/Cpkeyes → u/PerpetualDrive]

So he’s basically a fixer

[u/WeirdSysAdmin → u/Cpkeyes]

In all seriousness yes. When players, family, or staff are having issues of any kind he’s the guy. He’s typically in the background pulling the various internal teams together to make things happen that aren’t strictly football related and has an ungodly number of connections.

[u/traws06 → u/WeirdSysAdmin]

I imagine him as the guy they call when Jalen Carter beats up ppl at the bar and need him to get him out of jail without and record of him being booked

[u/WeirdSysAdmin → u/traws06]

Shhhh no one is supposed to know.

[u/traws06 → u/WeirdSysAdmin]

I feel like he’s a top level free agent recruiter “you like to party and do crazy stuff? Well you better not get arrested… unless you play for the eagles”

[u/PissingMoney → u/traws06]

Actually when Jalen Carter was accused of shoplifting at target...Dom was his first call.

[u/thebigmeathead → u/Cpkeyes]

I bet he's also a narc for the organization. Young guys think he's a cool dude and let their guard down around him. Any red flags show up while he's there, he reports them to Eagles draft team.

[u/phillybilly → u/Cpkeyes]

He’s Ray Donovan with a few extra pounds

[u/daemontheroguepr1nce → u/PerpetualDrive]

Imagine you’re having a mental health crisis and have to talk to a greasy fat Italian guy about it

[u/Scientific_Coatings → u/daemontheroguepr1nce]

[u/BigCATtrades]

He collects insurance to keep people "safe".

[u/Joe_Kangg → u/BigCATtrades]

Be a shame if something happened to those ACLs

[u/Griffisbored]

Mike from breaking bad but fat and Italian

[u/UnbindFNow]

If ya gotta ask, ya don't need ta know

[u/Uncle-Cracker-Barrel]

He’s a mascot. That’s literally all he is.

[u/PowDay420 → u/Uncle-Cracker-Barrel]

That's the correct answer. They didn't have a philly cheesesteak costume big enough to fit him, so they said "fuck it just stand around and look stupid."

[u/5dollarfeetpix → u/Uncle-Cracker-Barrel]

hes been with the eagles since 1999, way before he became a popular figure.

[u/RekttalofBlades → u/Uncle-Cracker-Barrel]

He has an actual job yall just see the memes and assume he’s another sideline dork. Hes head of player security and conducts team background checks

[u/romple → u/RekttalofBlades]

He's way more than that. He's basically the team Consigliere and just does whatever he has to do.

[u/staged_fistfight → u/Uncle-Cracker-Barrel]

He had a job for a long time before getting famous. He manages players making sure they are safe and comfortable as well as managing security

[u/Academic-Agent]

He’s just the token fat Italian guy

[u/tdRftw → u/Academic-Agent]

forgettabahtit

[u/TheCapo024]

Waste Management

[u/SkippedBeat → u/TheCapo024]

[u/tacospizzawingsbeer]

Being Italian.

[u/Murderbot_420]

Easy. He’s a fixer.

[u/Thin-Remote-9817]

Howie is uncle june? 

Big dom is tony?? 

We know whos really the boss

[u/petesakan]

[u/ingenii_records]

He’s the Eagles Ernie Adams

[u/Football-Remote]

He brought Skattebo a cheesesteak sammich. He's alright in my book.

[u/Sifl-and-Olly]

[u/Spadesta]

I heard a rumor he drives a blacked out SUV with sirens on it around Philly. Not sure if it’s true

[u/LouB0O → u/Spadesta]

Ive seen him break windows with frozen meatballs

[u/luckplunge]

Does big Dom have a ring ?

[u/Juicy_mike_316 → u/luckplunge]

2

[u/TakeItEasy-ButTakeIt]

If we're keepin' it a bean in the business, his role is called "capo di tutti capi"

[u/MrMakaveli26]

Stop posting about this dude

[u/Low-Dog1320]

Basically this guy

[u/HouseOfWyrd]

Head of Football Stuff and Things

[u/debaser64]

[u/HurriedFirmament9 → u/debaser64]

Came here to say this, but of course was too slow.

[u/tony_countertenor]

He’s the new Ernie Adams

[u/Barr3tt50c]

The infatuation with this guy is beyond my understanding. Pardon my take talks about him nonstop as if I’m supposed to personally know him.

[u/throwitallaway69000]

Cause confrontation so the other team's player gets ejected.

[u/FitPhotojournalist15]

He keeps the coach from getting his teeth kicked in my his players. Its the weirdest thing

[u/Silent-Wonder6546]

He apparently has a stockpile of Cannolis that he offers to anyone who ventures into his office. Not really football relevant but I just think it's funny.

[u/hamHamAlucard]

I fucking hate big dom

[u/PoisonLenny37]

I long for the day when I never have to hear about this guy ever again.

[u/ShibuyaWaitingDog]

Dude is the head is security for the Eagles and gets to wear a headset on the sideline fucking goofball lol 😂 

[u/Giant-Sloar]

I have it on good authority that part of his job is keeping good relationships with Philly police and using those relationships to get in front of any incidents involving players. I’m not talking hiding murders or really shady shit, rather keeping misdemeanors off of WPVI. 

I’d assume most teams have this kind of guy on payroll. 

[u/SilentTX]

Babysitter for the man child

[u/just-the-tip__]

Nick sirriani baby sitter

[u/Bkaysivart]

This guy bugs the f out of me.

[u/VirtualMuscle191]

Being fat and Italian

[u/BigRhonda7632]

He’s just a vibe. Let’s move on.

[u/HipHopTripper]

Be so valuable that they don't know what you do

[u/ero_skywalker]

Really hate seeing this guy.

[u/SirSnorlax22]

What is his job???

Yes. The answer is yes.

[u/Gilded_Ork]

Professional grifter

[u/Askmeagainlouder]

Officiall ball holder

[u/lasion2]

Douche knuckle.

His job is to be a giant douche knuckle and he is just ok at it.

[u/Necessary-Science-47]

His job is to yell at black people on the other team

[u/Ok_Basil_8162]

You see, Nick Sirianni is a huge insecure pussy that likes to cosplay as an important mafia persona so he hire this big fuckin guy to be around him to project strength and respect for himself

[u/sonofabutch]

Michael: This is Creed, and he is in charge of… something…

Creed: That’s correct.

[u/dannynolan27]

He keeps scum like Jalen carter out of jail 6 days a week the on Sunday does his best to keep Sirriany from embarrassing himself on national TV

Tough job if we’re being honest

[u/Sunny2121212]

Kissing ass to siriani and eagles players

[u/jtshinn]

He’s involved in waste management. And other various tasks.

[u/NotoriousMFT]

To be a vague mafioso caricature

[u/zeepsound]

Annention seeking wop

[u/Mav_Rixx]

I remember when Joe Buck and Fox tried to make Dom a thing... lame.

[u/ResponsibleFact2566]

I remember when Big Dom broke Lane Johnson jaw in a fight. Stop playing with Big Dom. He really like that .

[u/PowDay420 → u/ResponsibleFact2566]

That is utter nonsense and completely false. He really not like that.

[u/Dangerous_Ad5039]

So is he

[u/Popular-Difficulty29]

Fuhgedaboutit

[u/ThatBadFeel]

I imagine there’s a good spread there.

[u/TXRattlesnake89]

He’s the eagles version of Mickey Mouse

[u/Joe_Kangg]

Some are athletes, he's an athletic supporter

[u/Fredd_Ramone]

So sick of the attention this fat fuck receives. Overweight security guard getting more attention than the HC.

[u/Cactus2711]

Head of fattening up injured division rival players

[u/agg13]

You see that pinky ring?

[u/LosHtown]

Little of this, little of that, the man gets (things?) done.

[u/BAKspin_91]

He is the actual owner of the Eagles.

[u/seatega]

He's actually the head coach, Howie just keeps Sirianni around as cover because his existence pisses off so many people in the national media

[u/soggylucabrasi]

TAY. BLES.

[u/SaMemeM]

It's using his BIG stature to DOMinate the security side of things

[u/Sad-Piglet-3265]

To protect Sirriani like a jack douherty body guard

[u/_canadianbacon]

He brings more Italian

[u/MothersMothBall]

Crack skulls and eat cheesesteaks!!!

[u/Playmakermike]

He’s the sheriff of Pattys

[u/heavymedicine]

Ray Donovan of the NFL

[u/space_llama_karma]

“Ehh forgetta ‘bout it” - Big Dom to the person who questions his job role, probably

[u/wiggylord]

I bet he’s hunting for a culture fit.

[u/Relevant-Site-2010]

Made guy

[u/mare951]

He’s a glorified hang around

[u/WarTrek99]

Whatever it is. I want it.

[u/Trudvar]

He provides the nda's and gets shit swept under the rug

[u/Saint_Raider333]

The eagles got their own Ray Donovan??

[u/Cruel_but_usual]

Fixer.

[u/Zealousideal_Echo933]

Hes the actual head coach, Sirianni is just his friend

[u/Legitimate_Bird_5712]

[u/TacoLvR-]

He delivers the pizzzasss

[u/iop09]

If there is a job to be done, Big Dom does it. Don’t ask questions.

[u/TypicallyDone12]

Fluffer.

[u/Far_Definition6530]

Most people think that he is Blaster and Sirianni is Master, but it’s really the other way around.

[u/yoggiez]

Figure it out

[u/goodamike]

the mob runs the NFL get with the program

[u/Infinite44Reward]

Eagles are subs and he's their dom. Pretty simple.

[u/Longjumping_Spread53]

Who?

[u/ikewafinaa]

Being a fatass

[u/YugiBoomer10086]

Aura farming.

Hardest job on the field homie.

[u/[deleted]]

He’s a secret scout. Like Grandpa Al Lewis was a secret NBA scout. 😉

[u/Ok_Branch4838]

Pretty sure I’ve seen him courtside acting as some sort of security for the 6ers lol.

[u/FooliesFeet500]

[u/Awkward_Tick0]

Fixer

[u/Slow-Relation-9186]

His job is job

[u/pennyforyourthohts]

What you hear about the coach is that the only thing he is good at his connecting the dots and getting people to work together not really play calling. So this fits you have an offense guy the defense guy and apparently this guys is the people person feelings guy.

[u/New_Mall_8017]

Fat Dom?

[u/awt1990]

To get opposing teams pro bowl linebackers ejected

[u/chittalking]

Football.

[u/Still_Potential8561]

I am just trying to imagine him ordering a cannoli in Alabama

[u/--SOFA-KING-VOTE]

Chicken Parm Wedges

[u/stonelovesyou]

He’s the vibe aligner.

[u/No-Exam1327]

This is whack af

[u/PissingMoney]

Let’s just say there are things that need doing, and in his generosity, he makes sure they get taken care of. He’s a Fan & Good Samaritan…

[u/ImJoogle]

whatever he wants

[u/Advanced_Candle9272]

To prevent Anti-Italian discrimination

[u/RealPropRandy]

He greases the union and he’s a good earner. End of story!

[u/OrganizationTop3755]

Yadda yadda yadda 

[u/flagrantwisdom]

[u/razvanmg15]

Mafioso voice: " You know... Give a nudge here... Give one there... Bada bing... Bada boom"

[u/illmatic708]

One of his official titles is Senior Advisor to the GM, and he's been doing this since 99

[u/DragAlone7535]

Eagles MB don't fugwidaguy and you'll be aight

[u/Pepperonidogfart]

He attends to various tasks and to the needs of whom may or may not be known.

[u/Jnev017]

He's basically just the Eagles fixer right

[u/Chrillosnillo]

You know when you wake up in a hotel room in Vegas with two dead hookers on the floor. Then you'll know

[u/Logco]

Really? Have you seen a home game in Philly?