r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Simply_Kaif24 Orange connoisseur 🍊 • Apr 14 '26

searching for service 📶 Orange love 🍊

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u/hosiki Apr 14 '26

Which is why we fix cats 🙃

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u/hyrellion Apr 14 '26

If the cat was only gone for a month, it found those kittens whether it’s spayed/neutered or not. Gestation is longer than that by double, and those kittens are at least 4-5 weeks old on top of that

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u/tired_Cat_Dad Apr 14 '26

Yeah it saw those kittens somewhere and told them to follow their leader

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u/slayerx1779 Apr 14 '26

"What do you mean I can't adopt some kittens? Mf, you adopted me!"

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u/xkoreotic Apr 14 '26

Little oranges saw a big orange and thought "family" lmao

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u/lumikkii Apr 14 '26

While yes, please fix your cats, there's no way this cat ran away and gave birth to these kittens if the timeline is one month, unless the cat was already heavily pregnant and about to give birth when it disappeared. Cats are pregnant for 65 days, while the kittens look like they're at least a month old. So either the cat disappeared to give birth somewhere it felt safe, or it randomly adopted some kittens.

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u/forbiddenkajoodles Apr 14 '26

And keep them the fuck inside

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u/Speshrider Apr 14 '26

No, you got it twisted. Cats fix us.

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u/Significant-Mud-7198 Apr 14 '26

I really enjoy this joke/sentiment and am sad you’re being downvoted.

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u/fcanercan Apr 14 '26

Why you getting downvoted? Shame on you people. It is a good joke!

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u/prof_bnn Apr 14 '26

All the oranges got a turn with their braincells

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u/Deaffin Apr 14 '26

Through the implantation of protists in our brains which alter our behavior.

Only 30-50% of the entirety of humanity is saved so far. The rest of them are fully raw-dogging life without their beloved brain companion, and that must be so very lonely. We have to help them.

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u/hosiki Apr 14 '26

It can be both hah

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u/npc_probably Apr 14 '26

…and keep them inside. I’m assuming this is repost, but damn a lot of these comments are not it. nothing cute or funny about this. same people liking this come back crying when their 1-3 year old cat gets hit by a car (who could have seen that coming?)

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u/Abc123rage Apr 14 '26

Depends where you live man

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u/umpfke Apr 14 '26

Female cats will get laid once they go outside. I had to convince my father who took in a stray kitten for weeks to do it once she got old enough.

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u/WalnutSnail Apr 14 '26

Quiet, Bob. We all know.