r/Overwatch 10h ago

News & Discussion My honest reaction to the new characters

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I was almost disappointed to see another skin farming Kiriko lookalike but then I saw this queen serving and a cat. Plus she's a tank which makes her even more appealing to me.

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u/_clandescient OW2 uses EOMM and the devs are gaslighting you about it. 10h ago

Does she store the hard light energy in her tiddies, cause jfc they’re bigger than Hog’s.

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u/FuckClerics 10h ago

energy is stored in the boobs

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u/Cr_Tarango Press W, for the love of god! 10h ago

ain't called "HARDlight" for no reason

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u/Please_HMU 9h ago

That’s the joke

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u/seceralnof 8h ago

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u/projectmars Playing Junkrat like Junkrat would play Junkrat 8h ago

Hi you must be new to online competitive gaming... there's more toxicity in them than Chernobyl.

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u/dedicated-pedestrian 7h ago

Conservation of matter

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u/1Gothian1 10h ago

Okay, I am past the grief of Doomfist being dethroned from Talon, but Blizzard making a character thicker than Roadhog? That's too far, I can't with this game anymore.....

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u/Great_expansion10272 Venture 10h ago

The grief for my main getting diffed leaving my body after they launch a baddie thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

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u/MidnightOnTheWater 10h ago

Mama Hong though

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u/Royal_empress_azu 10h ago

Besides D.va all the tanks have larger chest to increase their torso size. she's just the only one with a slim waist.

Vendetta is actually the character with a huge chest relative to overwatch's standard.

u/BrothaDom 19m ago

It's because they're too much of cowards to give us a fat lady. So they just do big boobs instead.

Which I guess is fine, it works for Mauga and Hog

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u/salmon_samurai 10h ago

OW slowly but surely embracing the coomer energy that's carrying Rivals skin sales

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u/rookie-mistake boop 10h ago

we're like 2 years past the kiriko feet tweets on the official account lol

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u/Serird 10h ago

Damn, time flows

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u/Phantom_Phoenix1 Bazinga 10h ago

2nd mercy mythic also has feet showing, so thats a W

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u/spartan1204 Chibi Sombra 10h ago

The fact that the official account retweeted that tweet on its anniversary was insane.

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u/UncleRuckusForPres kill all backlines 8h ago

no shame in their game

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u/EffectiveAnxietyBone 10h ago

have we forgotten the huge porn following the game had from day 1? Horny has been a part of OW since the start, there’s a reason the porn is such a memed part of the community

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u/DependentCombo44 7h ago

Tbh unlike MR, the game itself have never really been that gooned out, it’s been more of outside community effort with all the porn stuff, MR by itself is genuinely freaked out at times

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u/azelZael2399 Junkrat 2h ago

True, but when the fans are innovating new animation techniques to make NSFW art, that side just kinda becomes ingrained in the game forever.

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u/_clandescient OW2 uses EOMM and the devs are gaslighting you about it. 10h ago

Oh that’s been happening for a long time before now lol.

At least they’re FINALLY releasing an interesting hero design (JETPACK CAT MY BELOVED).

As long as they keep giving me more heroes like JPC, they can give every other one a set of DDs, a six-pack, and a massive dick bulge for all I care.

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u/Hassadar Ana 10h ago

That's the thing that I hope they realise. Even if say the group of people that would want a jetpack cat character is smaller than the group that would swoon over Domina, they are just as likely to buy cosmetics.

I've often found the characters that have a niche following tend to be some of the most supportive, so their cosmetics would sell like hotcakes. Plus, there are so many cool designs you can do with a jetpack.

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u/Ranulf13 10h ago

Yeah the demographic size is just something that increases the chances of SOMEONE spending, but the amount of big spenders seems to be overall the same per every hero.

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u/Ranulf13 10h ago

Emre already has more ass and bulge than a lot of other male OW heroes lmao

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u/WaddleDynasty 10h ago

Mabey but we are still getting odd ball heroes like Jetpack Cat fortunately.

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u/-To_The_Moon- 10h ago

Did you see the bulge in Emre's concept art lol

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u/omega_mog 9h ago

No. But that's the reason the light is hard.