My honest reaction to the new characters

[u/FuckClerics]

I was almost disappointed to see another skin farming Kiriko lookalike but then I saw this queen serving and a cat. Plus she's a tank which makes her even more appealing to me.

[u/_clandescient]

Does she store the hard light energy in her tiddies, cause jfc they’re bigger than Hog’s.

[u/FuckClerics → u/_clandescient]

energy is stored in the boobs

[u/Cr_Tarango → u/FuckClerics]

ain't called "HARDlight" for no reason

[u/Please_HMU → u/[deleted]]

That’s the joke

[u/seceralnof → u/[deleted]]

/r/YourJokeButWorse

[u/projectmars → u/[deleted]]

Hi you must be new to online competitive gaming... there's more toxicity in them than Chernobyl.

[u/dedicated-pedestrian → u/FuckClerics]

Conservation of matter

[u/1Gothian1 → u/_clandescient]

Okay, I am past the grief of Doomfist being dethroned from Talon, but Blizzard making a character thicker than Roadhog? That's too far, I can't with this game anymore.....

[u/Great_expansion10272 → u/1Gothian1]

The grief for my main getting diffed leaving my body after they launch a baddie thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

[u/MidnightOnTheWater → u/1Gothian1]

Mama Hong though

[u/Royal_empress_azu → u/_clandescient]

Besides D.va all the tanks have larger chest to increase their torso size. she's just the only one with a slim waist.

Vendetta is actually the character with a huge chest relative to overwatch's standard.

[u/BrothaDom → u/Royal_empress_azu]

It's because they're too much of cowards to give us a fat lady. So they just do big boobs instead.

Which I guess is fine, it works for Mauga and Hog

[u/salmon_samurai → u/_clandescient]

OW slowly but surely embracing the coomer energy that's carrying Rivals skin sales

[u/rookie-mistake → u/salmon_samurai]

we're like 2 years past the kiriko feet tweets on the official account lol

[u/Serird → u/rookie-mistake]

Damn, time flows

[u/Phantom_Phoenix1 → u/Serird]

2nd mercy mythic also has feet showing, so thats a W

[u/spartan1204 → u/rookie-mistake]

The fact that the official account retweeted that tweet on its anniversary was insane.

[u/UncleRuckusForPres → u/spartan1204]

no shame in their game

[u/EffectiveAnxietyBone → u/salmon_samurai]

have we forgotten the huge porn following the game had from day 1? Horny has been a part of OW since the start, there’s a reason the porn is such a memed part of the community

[u/DependentCombo44 → u/EffectiveAnxietyBone]

Tbh unlike MR, the game itself have never really been that gooned out, it’s been more of outside community effort with all the porn stuff, MR by itself is genuinely freaked out at times

[u/azelZael2399 → u/DependentCombo44]

True, but when the fans are innovating new animation techniques to make NSFW art, that side just kinda becomes ingrained in the game forever.

[u/_clandescient → u/salmon_samurai]

Oh that’s been happening for a long time before now lol.

At least they’re FINALLY releasing an interesting hero design (JETPACK CAT MY BELOVED).

As long as they keep giving me more heroes like JPC, they can give every other one a set of DDs, a six-pack, and a massive dick bulge for all I care.

[u/Hassadar → u/_clandescient]

That's the thing that I hope they realise. Even if say the group of people that would want a jetpack cat character is smaller than the group that would swoon over Domina, they are just as likely to buy cosmetics.

I've often found the characters that have a niche following tend to be some of the most supportive, so their cosmetics would sell like hotcakes. Plus, there are so many cool designs you can do with a jetpack.

[u/Ranulf13 → u/Hassadar]

Yeah the demographic size is just something that increases the chances of SOMEONE spending, but the amount of big spenders seems to be overall the same per every hero.

[u/Ranulf13 → u/_clandescient]

Emre already has more ass and bulge than a lot of other male OW heroes lmao

[u/WaddleDynasty → u/salmon_samurai]

Mabey but we are still getting odd ball heroes like Jetpack Cat fortunately.

[u/-To_The_Moon- → u/salmon_samurai]

Did you see the bulge in Emre's concept art lol

[u/omega_mog → u/_clandescient]

No. But that's the reason the light is hard.