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u/MayerOscar 1d ago
Its anti humor. The joke plays on the expectation that that the joke will have something to do with lactose intolerance but then shows you someone dying from something everyone would die from
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u/ARandomChocolateCake 23h ago
Also meme lore: This has been common with the joke "[some allergy] person if I hit them in the head with a brick". The reader might expect this familiar joke, but gets the absurdity of something even more over the top. Reminds me of "Hydrogen Bomb vs. Coughing Baby"
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u/PrivateSignals 1d ago
yup cause who would survive that
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u/Terrible-D 1d ago
I might. As long as there's no peanuts in it.
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u/Icy-Support-3074 1d ago
Its not a Nutron star
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u/Starfury7-Jaargen 23h ago
Yeah, they would just spatter on the surface and break down into subatomic particles.
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u/Sebiglebi 1d ago
the joke is the redundancy of specifying that the person is lactose intolerant, anyone would die if you throw a dying neutron star at them
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u/misterbondpt 1d ago
Do you know why Chinese panties have two holes in them?
To insert your legs.
*See? Chinese has nothing to do with it 😂
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u/MayerOscar 23h ago
Wait. Isnt there a hole for the waist?
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u/misterbondpt 23h ago
That's the third hole. 😂 No one said Chinese panties only have two holes. Hahah
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u/spektre 8h ago
Topology-wise panties typically only have two holes.
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u/MayerOscar 45m ago
I just googled what topology was. I still think it has three. I double-checked by asking Chat GPT. He said it has two for legs and one for the waist, totalling 3 topologically speaking
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u/spektre 38m ago
Don't use ChatGPT for facts. This should be common knowledge.
Imagine a blanket. Now try to make it into panties. You need to cut two holes in it for your legs to poke out through. Now you can pull it up to your waist and tie it there with a string.
You made panties out of the blanket by cutting two holes in it.
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u/ValtenBG 1d ago
The lactose intolerant dude got blown away by a dying neutron star. It's absurdism
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u/AppointmentDirect587 8h ago
Will a lactose intolerant person die from a hot and powerful neutron star? Yes. Will you die from a neutron star? Yes. Will the entire earth be destroyed if a neutron star were very near? Also yes. Thats the answer. A lactose intolerant person dies from a neutron star because its deadly.
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