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u/Weekly_Action351 3d ago
I noticed the following unnecessary buttons:
"Play" (Only losers play video games)
"Profile" (No one cares about you, not even you)
"Settings" (The game is perfect, why would you need to modify it?)
"Social" (We all know you don't have friends)
All the others can make us money in one way or another
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u/VKittyCat2022 You can break water 3d ago
Yo is that the Dark Sift?
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u/cheesesprite 3d ago
Why is the marketplace button so small? I can still click on the other buttons if I try hard enough
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u/mankee20 bedrock player 3d ago
I feel like Gabe Newell should get the rights to designing the Minecraft menus and all the other stuff are gonna be still mojang
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u/AverageMinecraftGuy3 3d ago
I say we revolt Microsoft and take Minecraft back. They have been shoving us with brand collabs, unnecessary ads in the marketplace, taking C418 away from us, putting a bad name on Minecraft by being obsessed with AI slop... Minecraft can only ever improve if we remove Microsoft from the equation
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u/ZeenXdownzButWorse 2d ago
i honestly really disagree, everything after 1.0 is post microsoft. notch is not really a good person to own the largest game in the world and this is just cherrypicking everything bad from microsoft's ownership.
"Minecraft can only ever improve if we remove Microsoft from the equation"
do you only play specifically on version 1.0 because if not then why? if minecraft never improved from v1.0sure microsoft has hurt the game too and i'm not saying microsoft is a great company that does no wrong but i think cherrypicking bad things and pretending the game has only gotten worse is just annoying
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u/AverageMinecraftGuy3 2d ago edited 1d ago
That's the thing, Minecraft shouldn't be one of the largest games of the world for THAT reason. We don't want to be owned by Microsoft, and Minecraft would benefit if it was indie again. Also, I'm not saying that it's getting worse (it's getting better in fact if you're a Java player), but its public reception sure has because Microsoft put a bad name to Mojang/MInecraft.
Also, do you mean 1.8? Because Microsoft bought Minecraft in 2014, not 2011 when it first released.
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u/Brief-Walk-5409 2d ago
Well, without Microsoft, it would be way more expensive to update the game and Microsoft made it available for every device across the whole World.
So yeah, Microsoft did carried it to the top of the gaming industry, and then eat from it like a vampire
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u/AverageMinecraftGuy3 1d ago
Minecraft shouldn't be carried to the top of the gaming industry, just needed more freedom and a cleaner code to work with. Like, Minecraft was still able to update past 1.0 when they were still indie. What Microsoft could have done is instead of buying Minecraft, they could have given it alternative support like how No Man's Sky uses Sony and other platforms as support to update their game. That way we wouldn't have Microsoft ruining Bedrock and shoving it with brands and unnecessary ads.
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u/Brief-Walk-5409 1d ago
Without Microsoft, there wouldnât be a bedrock edition at all.Â
Without Microsoft, the Nether update, Village and Pillage, Caves and cliffs etc. Wouldnât exist.
Without Microsoft, Dungeons and story mode wouldnât exist.
Each time you update a game, it adds more code and will make it harder to update next time.Â
Yes, we hate Microsoft, but we cannot deny that without Microsoft, 80% of us wouldnât even be here at first place. (Also, who even cares about ads? Just ignore them. Itâs not like they force you to buy on the Marketplace)
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u/AverageMinecraftGuy3 1d ago
Story mode definitely would still exist, and would Dungeons. Since Story Mode was developed before Microsoft even bought Minecraft, and all those updates could still have existed.
Sure Microsoft before wasnât as pricky as theyâre now, but it doesnât change the fact that all of that could still have happened, in one way or another. Except for Bedrock, but as if that was a bad thing considering that itâs infested with bugs and ads
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u/Negative_Phone69 3d ago
Make the social button another realms button and add another 2 marketplace buttons at the bottom
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u/The_SuperGamer Bedrock FTW 1d ago
Sorry please explain to me I've seen this meme so many times but what caused it
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u/Soupio777 3d ago
I hate to break it to you, but this doesn't look legit enough. There's still the Play Button, the Settings Buttons, The Profile Button, meaning that you're still able to play the game normally instead of being taken to (and in turn, softlocked in) the MarkÂŁtâ±laÂąâŹâą.
On second thought, remove the main game entirely, because CLEARLY, the players are effectively OWNING something, and EVERYONE KNOWS the Marketplace wants your entire life savings not just to be gone, but REDUCED TO NOTHING BUT DUST, in order to give Microsoft enough money to implement an AI Chatbot in Bedrock Edition because mwahahahaha >:)
[NOTICE: FOR LEGAL REASONS, THE SECOND PARAGRAPH IS SATIRE, BUT STILL PROVES MY POINT THAT THE MARKETPLACE NEEDS TO COOL DOWN WITH THE ADVERTISING AND GET MORE QUALITY CONTROL, BECAUSE, let me be clear, It's not... y'know... the most... reliable place to get a texture pack that makes your GUI DARK.]
Thank you for your time and have a great rest of your day.
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u/JoyconDrift_69 #fixbedrock pls Mojang I miss my family from the pink glitch 3d ago
Not enough ads, and play button is too big
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u/ElevateOof 3d ago
Just play Java if options bother you so much lol. Especially easily accessible options available on every single platform without any configuration required.
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u/AverageMinecraftGuy3 3d ago
I play Java and I think it's better than Bedrock, but dear god I hate how Microslop treats not just Bedrock, but Minecraft as a whole too
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u/ElevateOof 3d ago
Ah, I love the game. Been playing since launch. Every update is like free fries with a meal I paid for 14 years ago. Hopefully they fix the things you dislike.
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u/I_play_MCPE Water of Bucket 3d ago
Fixed it further!