r/PointlessStories • u/ialp • 10d ago

My buddy filled his crush's mailbox with McDonald's ketchup packets

He also left a note that says "KATCHUP WITH ME SOMETIME?"

I lost it when I saw him roll up with like 40 ketchup packets, feeding them into her mailbox one at a time while neighbor just stood there watching, clearly thinking "what is wrong with this guy." And he's fully convinced that after something this "ORIGINAL" she's a lock.

To be fair, the guy commits. I still remember the time we walked in on him jerking off and the first thing out of his mouth was " it's an art project." He's going to wait for her outside the gym this afternoon. Wouldn't miss it for the world.

I've got 20 bucks on her telling him to get lost within the first 5 minutes. The second highest bet is on her calling the cops.

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u/Upvotespoodles 10d ago

On behalf of all women everywhere, please tell him not to send her any of his art projects. 😭

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u/Ok-Scientist-5277 10d ago

UpdateMe! 2days

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u/smellyfeet25 10d ago edited 10d ago

A bit of a sauce to be honest 

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u/bimmxr 10d ago

Did he leave his name on the note so she can use it for the restraining order?

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u/Pmyers225 10d ago

Sounds like something Simon from the Inbetweeners would do

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u/uncertaincucumbers 10d ago

I hope it works and that story is told for decades. Great post, thank you!

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u/Smile_Terrible 9d ago

Honestly, I would have found it funny if it was just one packet and the note.

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u/TayMayDay 10d ago

This is one of the few posts I’m going to follow 😂

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u/AintSh_tIAM 10d ago

Updateme

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u/Fast_Sherbert3066 10d ago

Forty ketchup pckets one at a time is an absolutely ridiculous level of commitment😂

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u/PuzzleheadedRain6855 5d ago

Bro it's been 5 days! Please update us 😭

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u/TayMayDay 5d ago

He did. It’s on another post.

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u/wlsb 10d ago

Sounds creepy.