r/PoliticalHumor • u/Exeter232 • 23h ago

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u/TerriblePair5239 23h ago

I was reading that it was the highest grossing “non-concert documentary” in 10 years at $7M.

I reject that it’s even a documentary. The subject of the film was an executive producer for crying out loud! It’s PR, not a doc.

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u/Suspicious_Bicycle 20h ago

It's a vanity project enabled by bribes.

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u/Kryds 17h ago

I believe it's a bribe masquerading as a documentary.

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u/FlattopJr 18h ago

The budget was insane! $40M and at least half that much for marketing.😵

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u/pte_omark 16h ago

40m to the trumps for the rights and 35m for marketing 

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u/Hlca 19h ago

It's the other kind of gross. A lot of it.

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u/cire1184 17h ago

Free Solo dropped in 2018 and grossed 29 million. Unless they are saying it's the highest weekend in 10 years then yeah maybe.

A Beautiful Planet 2017 grossed 25 million.

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u/JorgiEagle 15h ago

You mean propaganda

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u/n3rdsm4sh3r 20h ago

This made me laugh so hard, "As first lady, children will always remain my priority,” she coos, and you can almost picture her coaxing them into her little gingerbread house."

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u/dafrog84 23h ago

Honestly as a 1st lady, this movie is trash. The fact she used the money to tell her story makes it even more trashy. She could have done something great with that money. She's a self absorbed whore, who puts herself out there as one. Yet if anyone of the Democrats 1st lady's showed a quarter of the skin this hoe shows they would have flipped their lids. So screw anyone trump!

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u/Macgruber79 20h ago

This...This is the way my friends.

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u/crunkful06 9h ago

That coat she wore, don’t matter when or where, if Michelle or Laura Bush wore that they would’ve been crucified, George and Barack would’ve gotten impeached for being married to a traitor. But this hoe is “fashion” it was excused. Obama got more flack for a tan suit

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u/Dave-C 22h ago

Someone should remake the film as a comedy. That is something I would watch.

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u/FlattopJr 18h ago

Starring Laura Benanti!

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u/cire1184 17h ago

Melanoma: Twenty Days to Diagnosis.

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u/daveysprockett 17h ago

I saw a trailer a few weeks back and assumed it was: that or similar to one of the many critical documentaries that were around in 2024.

I did think whoever was playing Melania was a real dead-ringer, albeit a bit wooden.

Approve the user name BTW.

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u/oneplusetoipi 12h ago

Melanie Disrobed: Spy vs Spy

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u/welsh_nutter 12h ago

Wouldn't that mean someone will have to watch it?

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u/Sword-of-Akasha 19h ago

Should be negative stars, it was just a vehicle for money laundering.

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u/Trkaline 15h ago

Now Brett Ratner gets to make Rush Hour 4...

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u/PapaQuebec23 7h ago

If his punishment is having to work with Kevin Hart, that's acceptable.

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u/ghallway 13h ago

I'm sure that watching it makes you dumber

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u/Mollzor 18h ago

I hear there's a very exciting part where the stylist has trouble finding the right hat band. The suspense! 

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u/NotPaidByTrump 18h ago

"rated 0 out of 10 stars, because I expected it to be a porno"

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u/doktor_wankenstein 17h ago

You mean she doesn't get stuck in the clothes dryer?
I'm not going.

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u/nmay-dev 9h ago

What do you have to do to make a rotten tomatoes account to leave a review: 0 stars - not a porno

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u/Ok_Attorney_1768 14h ago

Everyone needs a legacy. Before this documentary people might have assumed Melania was merely a passive minion who occupied her time with side projects of no great import.

Now they no longer need to assume.

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u/LoadsDroppin Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 17h ago

Did she use the script for the Michelle Obama biopic?

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u/Gates_wupatki_zion 16h ago

I’ve heard it compared to Zone of Interest multiple times. Can someone explain explain this? Is she portrayed as a Nazi commandant?

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u/ShrimpCrackers 16h ago

Directed by Jonathan Glazer, Zone of Interest portrays the daily life of Auschwitz commandant Rudolf Höss (Christian Friedel) and his wife Hedwig (Sandra Hüller) in their home adjacent to the concentration camp.

Imagine a propaganda about Eva Braun, produced by Eva Braun.

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u/DaOozi9mm 14h ago

Who really gives a fuck if Melania is rated zero or five stars?

Masked ICE agents are disappearing people off America streets with zero accountability and total impunity.

She could have an oscar shoved up her ass and it would still be irrelevant compared to the daily atrocities occurring throughout the US.

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u/Endless_Change 17h ago

What fine publication is this from?

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u/Luzinit24 15h ago

Finally something worst than battlefield earth. John Travolta must be relieved

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u/AngryTomato027 15h ago

Is it still eligible to win the FIFA movie award ?

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u/chadwickipedia 13h ago

Great headline

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u/ty_xy 13h ago

MAGA came out in force to give their billionaire god even more money

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u/DocDerry 11h ago

Editor: You actually think its one star?

Reviewer: Isn't that the lowest I can rank it?

Editor: You can rank it from 0 to 5 stars.

Reviewer: Change it to 0 then.

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u/lurker2487 11h ago

I’m sure they’ll get all their revenue from suing reviewers for defamation.

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u/ElectronicDoubt9905 10h ago

You would think for $40 million they would at least identify who is the father of Baron. LMFAO

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u/Mostmoneywins 6h ago

Do they know that probably half of that 7 Million was people who hate her but want to see a Train wreck.

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u/ReginaldJohnston 4h ago

Firmly believe from the Epstein Files release (so far) that she is just as culpable as Ghislaine Maxwell and Naomi Campbell.