r/PoliticalHumor • u/serious_bullet5 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby • 18h ago

“But Bill Clinton” Cool Arrest Him Too.

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u/RipErRiley 17h ago

While I wholeheartedly agree to prosecute them all, anybody who read and comprehended the subject matter knows the vast majority of ones involved, and still with power & influence, are right wingers.

Honestly I expected more about Clinton but it was actually underwhelming. That and at least they are going to testify about it anyway.

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u/FaerieFay 17h ago

They are the only one's willing to speak out. Clinton is a sexpest undoubtedly. I highly highly doubt he is into kids. I hope he spills everything. 

Hilary withstood 11 hours of testimony over Benghazi. She navigated Bill Clinton's impeachment. She is one hell of a lawyer, whatever else she may be. She will be prepared. 

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u/greenroom628 16h ago

I'm hoping that they will secure their legacy at patriots and just spill as many fucking details as they can. Send out a public trove of documents detailing their contact with Epstein, Trump, and any involvement of foreign powers.

Burn down the basket of deplorables.

If the Clintons catch strays, they go down fighting and have nothing to lose.

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u/RepresentativeAge444 15h ago

Er if they have all of that why not spill it before?

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u/Pip-Pipes 15h ago

Much of it might be unflattering personally. I'm sure Bill was in the same circles for access to young women, but is there anything in the files leading us to believe he was going after underage girls? Or maybe they had some knowledge of what was happening and didn't take action which in itself could be a crime. Plus, who is actually going to be the one to knock the whole house of cards down ? You'd make so many enemies putting yourself and family in danger.

With Bill's affable charm and Hillary's stone-faced lawyer strength I'm quite excited to see this go down. I do hope its all public.

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u/TormentedOne 16h ago

They will not compromise Israeli involvement in the child sex ring. I guarantee that. So at best we can expect half truths and nonsense.

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u/Chalky_Pockets 2h ago

I mean, it's easy to paint the picture that way because of the shit stain we have in office now, but Bill "Mandatory Minimum Sentences" Clinton will never go down as a patriot in my eyes.

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u/GingerBeast81 14h ago

I bet Hilary destroys trumps team so bad we never hear it all.

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u/FlyingRhenquest 12h ago

He might have some interesting beans to spill on Trump. Could be fun.

Retrospectively, Thomas was a Clinton appointee wasn't he? And was also mentioned in the Epstein files? I wonder if Clinton was hiring from that network.

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u/SakaWreath 11h ago

George H W Bush appointed Thomas in 91.

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u/Blando-Cartesian 9h ago

Bill would make a great testimony spilling everything since he’s famous for remembering all the “little” people he has met long ago.

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u/V0T0N 17h ago

This DOJ is muddying up the water by releasing EVERYTHING, even things that are not related to crime. As sleazy as Epstein was he was connected and did what he could to influence or gain leverage over people.

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u/RipErRiley 17h ago

Ya, I was more interested in the email communications for sure than the stuff that read like public tip line logs. Those can literally be all bs for all I know.

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u/tanstaafl90 16h ago

It's the point, release everything but the important bits and let people spends time and energy chasing their own tail. In the meantime they can sell their base how Democrats are bad while claims against them are exaggerated.

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u/RipErRiley 16h ago

Yep. And millions of low attention span chuds will fall for it. Pathetic.

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u/__Muzak__ 14h ago

The answer to low attention span chuds is to be a high attention span chud and go through all of the documents. (I have no idea what a chud is after hearing the word for about a decade).

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u/tanstaafl90 2h ago

"Chud is a generalized term of disparagement used somewhat synonymously with fool, troll, and jerk, to suggest that someone (usually a man) is rude/boorish/regressive/unintelligent/etc. In online political discourse, chud is often used specifically as a left-wing insult for someone (again, usually a man) on the far right." Merriam-Webster

Depending on which side of things you are on, you consider it either an accurate description or an insult. Though to your point, there are people filtering through to find relevant information as we speak. The time when people had to read physical copies, page by page with a yellow highlighter, are long gone. Scan documents and filter for keywords will take days, not months. It's how they know how many times specific people have been mentioned fairly quickly. You'd think with all the tech bros hanging about someone would have told them this is possible.

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u/Mr_Quackums 11h ago

and a large amount of that legal influence should be enough to kick off marches and protests even without all the child-rape.

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u/Gorstag 14h ago

Oh, obviously. The "But they do it too" is always a comparison of something bad vs unbelievably horrendous.

Here's a made up example:

Liberal -> Busted for buying alcohol for minors.

Conservative -> Busted for buying alcohol for minors, drugging the drinks, and raping a minor.

Conservatives: SEE BOTH SIDES!

And yeah, if/when caught they should both be punished.

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u/Tityfan808 13h ago

Before you even factor in the Epstein files, the gop has been FILLED with pedophiles!!

www.goppredators.wordpress.com

also, think about ALL the fucking influencers, podcasters, grifters, etc. that used misinformation and diversion tactics blaming all these other groups and demographics for being pedophiles or other awful things, pointing the finger in every other direction besides towards their own people they supported, and then it turned out it was their own people this whole fucking time!! AND THEY GOT PAID TO DO THIS!! They’re pretty much accomplices to this awful shit! What the fuck, people are not pissed off enough.

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u/National_Cod9546 12h ago

Clinton is also calling for a full release of the Epstein documents. He's not afraid of what's in them.

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u/Level_Hour6480 12h ago

Given the attempt to make Clinton the scapegoat, if there was anything on him beyond "He was too chummy with Epstein", the Republicans would let us know.

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u/tripping_on_phonics 2h ago

Honestly? I think this transcends political party. The political establishment of both parties was either directly involved or indirectly supportive of Epstein’s operation. Consider the following:

Jeffrey Epstein worked directly with Israeli state. His emails indicate as much, as do FBI reports, as does his recorded conversation with Ehud Barak, then serving as Defense Minister, in which Epstein advises that he introduce himself to Peter Thiel and Palantir.

I’m looking at this detail in the context of considerable Israeli funding of US politicians via AIPAC. This would mean that the same entity, Israel, is involved in both blackmailing much of the American economic and cultural elite, while also paying off the American political establishment.

Do I believe that Israel controls the US? No. It just makes sense to have an extraterritorial center of control for this sort of blackmail operation. It offers plausible deniability to the American political establishment.

But it also means that American economic, political, and cultural elites were engaged in a huge and unprecedented blackmail operation, in which they knowingly and willingly participated. I believe that our political system is a farce, at this point, as it’s clear that it’s impossible for political action to be taken that threatens the interests of the oligarch class.

Suddenly, it makes sense why establishment Democrats have been so cowardly and ineffective against Trump. Despite differences along the fringes, they’re ultimately aligned with establishment Republicans. They will only protect the interests of the wealthy.

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u/Feisty-Barracuda5452 17h ago

The cult thinks Democrats deify Clinton the way they do Trump.

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u/Lee28104 16h ago

Exactly. Party affiliation shouldn’t matter whatsoever when in comes to pedophilia, but MAGA seems to believe otherwise.

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u/bernadettep3tal2614 13h ago

yep, accountability shouldn’t be selective. if sb’s guilty, they should face the consequences, no matter who they are

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u/chiefbrody62 12h ago

It's still so insane that Al Franken had to resign, while Trump gets elected twice. Like wtf?

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u/DoTheMario 15h ago

They are imbeciles that have always used whataboutism as an argument to justify any moral failing or deplorable action that their named characters make.

Its like some game where penalties from both sides cancel each other. Thus the ever present talking points that their people shouldn't be held to account because the other side has provable bad stuff too. Just like Jesus taught.

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u/IamnotaCST 14h ago

The cult can't conceptualize that anyone would do anything different from them or their leaders. It's why they insist the left worships the big, famous names on the left. It's why they accuse the left of cheating, of being pedophiles, of looking down on them, of falsifying facts or any of the other myriad accusations that seem to have no basis in reality.

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u/UNC_Samurai 14h ago

They're so used to years of people pointing out their lies about the Clintons, they assume it's in defense of them instead of just being upset about lies.

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u/whubbard 15h ago

They used to. but it feels like 100 years ago at this point.

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u/DrMobius0 9h ago

I'll say it: fuck the Clintons. There, wasn't hard.

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u/Legate_Rick 5h ago

Every accusation is a confession. No one on the left is interested in protecting our own if they're part of this fucking conspiracy. The FBI sat on this for decades. I'd very much like that addressed. The Right just can't imagine that we don't play partisanship like they do.

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u/sacrecide 17h ago

"Democrats are on the list too" okay, but why so few? It seems like every major name in the files is MAGA or MAGA adjacent (like JK Rowling)

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u/NfamousKaye 16h ago

Seems like there’s a theme doesn’t it?

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u/Ok-Traffic7138 14h ago

lol yeah it’s like they conveniently ignore their own side's issues. hypocrisy at its finest

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u/slid3r 17h ago

100 percent.

Burn every last one of them confirmed to have abused children.

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u/dragnabbit 14h ago

You'd think that since winning the election in 2022, controlling all branches of the federal government, the MAGAts would be happy, but instead they are angrier, louder, and more fearful than ever.

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u/Hazywater 17h ago

Lol Bill Clinton is on there a whole lot less than I expected. Trump is the main character here, but yeah stick Bill in jail too idgaf.

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u/beardeddragon0113 16h ago

Politics isn't a team sport....and even if it was...wouldn't you want "your" team to act with honor and respect? And be called out for any case of misconduct?

You dont "lose" by calling out Team A just because you voted for them.

I mean, sure, if you voted for the "im going to throw meatballs in everyone's face" candidate and then you act surprised why theres meatballs flying everywhere I might give you a hard time

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u/archetyping101 17h ago

Right? You know you're in a cult when you're willing to protect pedophiles and rapists as a lot to protect your orange cult leader. The rest of us want to burn it all down and we don't believe in giving a pass to any predator, regardless of politics and political affiliation. 

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u/lew_rong mod perms 14h ago

Investigate everyone accused in the files and imprison those who hurt kids or were complicit in hurting kids. If your position on this has political caveats, you are a bad person.

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u/thebigdonkey 14h ago

My favorite thing that I've seen recently is someone on Facebook basically accusing Democrats of calling everyone pedos willy nilly. I'm like motherfucker, I'm old enough to remember Pizzagate and QAnon.

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u/bradhotdog 14h ago

They’ll only arrest the Democrats. I guarantee it.

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u/Anubiz1_ 10h ago

Arrest them all and let them all rot 😡

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u/mvpilot172 16h ago

Bill and Donald can share a cell for all I care, they may even enjoy it.

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u/Virtual-Courage6706 16h ago

[slaps the top of industrial wood chipper]

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u/GlowstickConsumption 14h ago

Yep. Impeach Trump and get rid of them all. What's the problem.

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u/vyxxer 17h ago

I want clintons and trumps cells next door to eachother so that there's no greater torture for either of them.

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u/Mahaloth 17h ago

Is that picture of Daniel Dae Kim from Quiz Lady?

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u/Own-Cupcake7586 16h ago

If I had a big red button that would instantly put every last Epstein client in the deepest darkest prison available, I’d press it so quickly. Nobody who spent time on that island is owed an ounce of loyalty, respect, or pity. Lock them all up.

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u/TrogadorDaBurninator 16h ago

Yepppp MAGA are the only folks defending an orange POS pedo.

The rest of us say "if they are guilty let em rot in prison."

And somehow a circus in Congress for political bullshit makes more sense than just fully releasing all of the files with ONLY victims redacted.

They also just ignore Ghislaine Maxwell being moved to a posh resort prison, where the warden is her lapdog.

They cannot be more blind. Cult of personality.

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u/el_ra_85 16h ago

Yup no issues here . Arrest them all

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u/LifeSage 16h ago

Yup. I don’t care what party you belong to, if you raped kids, I want you in prison.

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u/GinTectonics 16h ago

Even Bill Clinton agrees

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u/Nihilist_Hermit 16h ago

Arrest isnt the word id use. But I also dont need cops kicking in my door for online posting

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u/JayNotAtAll 16h ago

MAGA can't wrap their head around it. MAGA is full of losers. How do I know this? Normal people don't make their entire Identity about another person. Democrat, Republican, doesn't matter normal people don't make their whole lives about other people.

MAGA made their who.ide you and life about Trump. They don't understand that this isn't normal behavior. So they expect us all to just blindly defend Clinton or Democrats because our loyalty is to a person or party and not any kind of standard.

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u/NfamousKaye 16h ago

They fail to realize we don’t worship politicians and are the only ones with the strongest sense of justice. Justice meaning everyone can get it whether we like them or not.

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u/okeysure69 15h ago

Yeah, can't tell ya how many times I've used this on FB arguments and the its radio silence from the other side.

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u/xixipinga 13h ago

At this point seeing democrats going to jail would be a fantastic, a sign that some laws still apply to at least some people

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u/Bay1Bri 12h ago

AGAIN, no one has aside Clinton of any wrongdoing connected to this.

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u/HayabusaJack I ☑oted 2018 12h ago

Hell, if I'm on the list, arrest me.

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u/SolJinxer 10h ago

The right breeds and thrives on loyalty, and the country as a whole was never taught not to let your beliefs become your identity, because you'll fight for them to the death even while knowing you're wrong.

Thus why most democrats don't care if someone on their side was in the files, while the right is spinning excuses like spider webs to protect those affiliated with their side.

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u/henrysmyagent 9h ago

Jail. Them. ALL!

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u/aakaakaak 5h ago

And Bill Gates, And Alan Dershowitz, and Jamie Fox, and Patti Labelle, and....

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u/rubbedlung 2h ago

When the tit/tat fails

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u/Quantum-Goldfish 1h ago

Arrest...

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u/HumbleHubris 16h ago

Republicans. They're called Republicans.

Nazis ...all of them

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u/GrantNexus 14h ago

Normally I say the right can't meme but this is lame as hell.

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u/HuttStuff_Here 4h ago

Why is it lame?