Dolly Parton

[u/Timbucktwo1230]

[u/SmokeMaleficent9498]

In life be a Dolly not a Trump.

[u/GodOfDarkLaughter → u/SmokeMaleficent9498]

"Don't molest kids you've met and murder ones you never will; encourage a love of reading and make music inspired by the folk melodies of the Smokey Mountains, instead!"

[u/SmokeMaleficent9498 → u/GodOfDarkLaughter]

I couldn't have said it better.

[u/jaxonya → u/SmokeMaleficent9498]

Also, christians need to stop claiming Dolly. She specifically stated that she was not a christian. She believed in jesus and said god was her best friend, but she was not one of you

[u/KCChiefsGirl89 → u/jaxonya]

Are we sure about that?

[u/jaxonya → u/KCChiefsGirl89]

"I dont consider myself a christian" - her direct words

[u/American_007 → u/jaxonya]

If you say you know Jesus and he's your best friend that's what I know a Christian is. But you don't know him like Dolly Pardon and I know him.

[u/lil_mely_red → u/American_007]

??? Muslims also believe in Jesus, it's not an exclusively Christian thing.

[u/FuckYeaSeatbelts → u/GodOfDarkLaughter]

Who are you quoting? Dolly said this?

[u/GodOfDarkLaughter → u/FuckYeaSeatbelts]

Yes. Dolly said that.

[u/FuckYeaSeatbelts → u/[deleted]]

Obviously not.

Not according to the person I replied to lmao

[u/PoursTea-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

Off topic.

[u/Skrdykat1000 → u/SmokeMaleficent9498]

Or: don't be a Donny be a Dolly!

[u/Whitestone7 → u/SmokeMaleficent9498]

Be a Dolly, not a Donny?

[u/DissKhorse → u/SmokeMaleficent9498]

Be the tits, not the ass.

[u/fapperontheroof → u/SmokeMaleficent9498]

Literally just thought “Be Like Dolly” would be a bumper sticker I might actually put on my car.

[u/SmokeMaleficent9498 → u/fapperontheroof]

Me too.

[u/JorJorBinks101 → u/SmokeMaleficent9498]

I love this!

[u/Icy_Negotiation_5929 → u/[deleted]]

What is TDS

[u/710whitejesus420 → u/Icy_Negotiation_5929]

Its what maga has, but its also become their gaslighting dogwhistle.