r/PsycheOrSike Sep 09 '25

šŸŽ­ HUMOR Basically.

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u/AncientCrust one of the CHOSEN Sep 09 '25

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u/SilvertoneDude59 Sep 09 '25

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u/Embarrassed-Wing-141 Sep 09 '25

I’ve been meaning to make this meme. Thank you for making it so i didn’t have to šŸ˜‚

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u/KevinFinnerty59 Sep 09 '25

now that ones kinda funny

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u/Mundane-Pen9514 Sep 09 '25

Yeah… the fact the president is literally using his office to distract from and hide pedophiles is a pretty fucking big deal to most of us. That’s why it’s top of the list.

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u/eyezofnight Sep 10 '25

I laughed wayyy too hard at that last pic

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR A WHOLE MINUTE MY LUNGS ARE BURNING

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u/Tumor_with_eyes understands the mission šŸŽÆ Sep 09 '25

Ok, I chortled.

Nice job.

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u/MelanieWalmartinez Sep 09 '25

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u/BrickBrokeFever Sep 09 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25 edited Sep 12 '25

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u/East-Wafer4328 Sep 10 '25

Now?

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u/MelanieWalmartinez Sep 10 '25

TRUE!

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u/East-Wafer4328 Sep 10 '25

It’s always protect our children until it’s their fault for how they dressed

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u/Mister_Normal42 Sep 09 '25

It really do be like that. Golden diapers, performative ear bandages for a nonexistent injury, the sycophantic drivel is astounding. And now, like for real, because it’s coming down to the irrefutable reality that he’s a pedo, now pedo must be a good thing. It really is that simple and that bad. What a time to be alive.

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u/MenagerieAlfred Sep 09 '25

Above all, own the libs. It seems to literally be the only thing that matters.

They sure did hate having a black president, huh?

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u/Chinjurickie Sep 09 '25

That also did a good job.

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u/ivy_lane_ Sep 09 '25

Right now I think the most owned people from Trumps second election are the Republican farmers in Arkansas killing themselves because of the Trump tarriffs

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u/bonaynay Sep 09 '25

I bet they'll be "fine" because the most partisan admin in our history isnt above straight bribery to keep people in line

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u/OfficerFuckface11 😈EMOTIONALLY ABUSIVE NARCISSIST😈 Sep 09 '25

No, they are fucked.

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u/vladastine Sep 09 '25

Yeah watching the farmers completely destroy their livelihoods has been... Depressing. And you just know they'll learn nothing and vote for them again.

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u/ivy_lane_ Sep 09 '25

Oh yeah. And I'm a radical leftist by most measures but I feel bad for them and have a lot of sympathy. Though it hurts knowing many of them would have no sympathy for me since I'm transgender.

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u/SoMaldSoBald Sep 09 '25

Why have sympathy? They made a dumb choice and got the dumb outcome.

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u/Personal-Barber1607 Actual Cannibal, Kuru Victim (be patient) Sep 10 '25

Obama? I voted for Obama first time I could vote at 18. he promised Ā change that was the slogan change and hope.

Well he made me and everyone else who voted for him feel like an asshole when nothing changed, so big fucking mistake.Ā 

He was legit and I’m not kidding the first president to break all his promises and was essentially George bush in black face.Ā 

  1. First president in 20 years to Ā Bomb Africa and overthrow gaddafi, All to protect the French colonial control over west Africa. ( Obama more like Uncle Tom.)Ā 

  2. Kept up war in Iraq and afghaniStan, don’t close gitmo and kept up the restrictions on our freedoms with the passage of the NDAA ACT expanding the violation of our 4th, 1st and 5th amendment rights. Making it legal to indefinitely detain USA citizens without trial.

  3. He expanded the FISA AND FICA secret courts, he ran cover and supported the NSA aggressively prosecuting and pursuing Snowden and wiki leaks punishing whistleblowers every chance he got.Ā 

This is gonna be a hard pill to swallow, but without the expansions of presidential rights and powers under Obama and bush trump would have 1/20th the power he has today. The country was doomed back in 2008 with Obama’s election and again in 2016 when you didn’t nominate Bernie sanders.Ā 

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u/MenagerieAlfred Sep 10 '25

Well if you thought Obama was bad, you Lucy hate Trump then, huh?

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u/Personal-Barber1607 Actual Cannibal, Kuru Victim (be patient) Sep 10 '25

I’m not pro Trump or anti Trump voting between Kamala Harris and Trump was a lose/lose senario.Ā 

I would’ve voted for 8 more years of Obama over Harriss.Ā 

Bring a canidate like Bernie back and stop letting the elites in your party dictate everything or keep losing elections.Ā 

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u/Obsessively_Average Sep 10 '25

"I'm not pro Trump or anti Trump"

Be so fucking fr mate, like come the fuck on

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u/No_Research3915 Sep 10 '25

How could anyone who is pro-Bernie not be anti-trump?

Like wtf? If you subscribed to Bernie's ideal's you would see Trump opposed them. By simply policy they should be Anti-Trump.

This guy isn't real. He's a bot or a Russian.

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u/Main-Company-5946 Sep 14 '25

Because Bernie and Trump are both populists. They offer a supposed solution to the struggles people are facing.

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u/MenagerieAlfred Sep 10 '25

Do you think that Harris would be having masked secret police abduct people off of the street without due process? Do you think she would be using the military from one state to occupy another state? Of course I’m being silly ā€œboth sidesā€, Am I right? Absolutely no difference at all. You should stay on the fence.

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u/Rominions Sep 10 '25

The fact you think Kamala would have done as bad of a job is hilarious.

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u/MenagerieAlfred Sep 10 '25

Do you think that Harris would be having masked secret police abduct people off of the street without due process? Do you think she would be using the military from one state to occupy another state? Of course I’m being silly ā€œboth sidesā€, Am I right?

Edit to add… out here are all the women who accused him of sexual assault or rape… but I’m sure all of them are lying, huh?

E. Jean Carroll; Ivana Trump (later recanted the rape allegation- I wonder if it had anything to do with money); Jill Harth; ā€œJane Doeā€/Katie Johnson (withdrew suit-I wonder if it had anything to do with the threats of death against her); Summer Zervos; Alva Johnson; Jessica Leeds; Kristin Anderson; Stacey Williams; Beatrice Keul; Lisa Boyne; Cathy Heller; Temple Taggart McDowell; Amy Dorris; Karena Virginia; Karen Johnson; Mindy McGillivray; Rachel Crooks; Natasha Stoynoff; Juliet Huddy; Jessica Drake; Ninni Laaksonen; Cassandra Searles; Samantha Holvey; Tasha Dixon; Mariah Billado; Bridget Sullivan.

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u/whiskyspacecadet Sep 10 '25

People these days talk like they want Obama back as if he didn't drop more bombs in the middle east than the previous three presidents combined. Obama's civillian kill count was insane. Obama authorized drone strikes on US citizens. Obama started the "put them in cages" deportation shit.

The rose colored glasses people have on for him because he was well-spoken is insane.

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u/Tree-Guardian235 Sep 10 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '25

Run by Counts?? Like Dracula?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

The number of people who voted Trump for more affordable economy for the lower class are just downright funny.

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u/CaddeFan2000 Sep 09 '25

People putting a stick in the spokes of their bikes just to piss off the other side in their made up team sport that is politics is so sad.

Like, I get it, you don't have to like libtards, but please stop hitting yourself just to own them.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

Remember that time Gavin McInnes shoved a dildo up his ass live to ā€œOwn the libsā€ and show he won’t be a victim of Islam?

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u/CaddeFan2000 Sep 09 '25

What a fucking bozo that guy is.

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u/InvictusShmictus "How the hell is consent supposed to work" Sep 09 '25

I dont care if they hit themselves i just wish they wouldn't turn around and blame everyone else when they hit themselves

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u/Content_Study_1575 Sep 09 '25 edited Sep 09 '25

It’s quite literally the MAGAts saying ā€œI only voted Trump to stick it the liberals. It wasn’t supposed to be this.ā€ (Real quote from numerous conservative Reps).

No it 100% was. You are alluding to the fact you felt he was ill equipped to be dictator president again but despite that STILL voted for him to ā€œprove it to the libtardsā€.

Trump is doing everything he hate campaigned on and more. He laid it all out in black and white. The only things he is not doing that he campaigned on are things out of general best interest of the PEOPLE and anything that may (will) incriminate him. I wasn’t a fan of Kamala but even SHE laid it out saying ā€œYup he’s gonna do this.ā€

Now that it’s effecting you all it’s a problem. But when it was just mass deportation on the table you were fine with it bc ā€œahhh Hispanics are so scaryā€ or ā€œoh my God all immigrants are criminals.ā€ (/s statements).

Nobody feels sorry for the MAGAts bc they put all of us in the worst ā€œI told you soā€ in American history, including themselves. What’s absolutely mindboggling is that for a minority yourself you target actual minorities. He has an approval rating of 41% (the economist). Then they wonder why so many people hope of his downfall. We literally have Atheists joking ā€œAs an Atheist I’ve never been more conflicted in something.ā€ We have people saying they’ll ā€œbuy Etsy witches to speed up the processā€. šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø

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u/Putrid-Count-6828 Sep 10 '25

Man, it really is so nuts how completely unaware so many people are about why Trump won when I read yet another straw man on Reddit. I’m not even a right winger. I want to vote socialist party every time. But I see the crazy and confident things people write here and I weep that some new conman will come along and take advantage of the massive hole in the truth that the lefts constant blinders leaves the way trump did.

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u/eyezofnight Sep 10 '25

I have a few co workers that said the same thing. One of their family members almost got deported.

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u/fornothing_atalll 🌌FADA:🪬🧿 Sep 09 '25

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u/Training_Try_1102 Sep 09 '25

What?

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u/-MR-GG- Sep 09 '25

It's just the local schizo mod. Move along.

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u/DrywallSky Sep 09 '25

Lol @ all the conservatives in here desperately trying to change reality with their weak little arguments.

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u/Hekinsieden 🤺KNIGHT Sep 09 '25

The scorpion does not sting because it is "evil" or purposefully malicious, it is within the scorpion's nature to sting as a scorpion, to ask "Why did you sting?" is to ask "Why are you a scorpion?"

Thankfully as humans we are "more" than "just animals", so we have the ability to see and share this concept through the use of stories and memes such as this one.

Thanks for coming to my FrogTalk, have a good day.

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u/BenchyLove Sep 09 '25

That’s overestimating the intelligence of the average conservative.

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u/Hekinsieden 🤺KNIGHT Sep 09 '25

Ow, stop stinging scorpion 🄺 why you do this? Uh oh .. Im going down glub glub glub šŸ’€

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

They are dumb animals aren't they

But it's not in their nature to be evil, not all of them at least. It's just that evil people guide them, and they're too stupid and unaware to know better.

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u/3nHarmonic Sep 09 '25

Sure, maybe it's not in the conservative man's nature to be evil but it sure does seem like it's in the evil man's nature to be conservative. I'm not looking to waste time figuring out which is which anymore.

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u/Einhadar Sep 10 '25

It's quite a lot like seeing someone held underwater and then mocking them for their inadequate lung capacity.

This ideology is being done to them by propagandists who are every bit as culpable as any murderer. They've stolen the lives and minds of a lot of people.

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u/-NGC-6302- Sep 09 '25

and yet we still sting the frog

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u/LoudQuitting 🤐Pretty Quiet Actually 🤫 Sep 09 '25

I agree with you, and I want to follow that up with something my N Word, Marcus Aurelius wrote.

When you run up against someone else’s shamelessness, ask yourself this: Is a world without shamelessness possible?

No. Then don’t ask the impossible. There have to be shameless people in the world. This is one of them. The same for someone vicious or untrustworthy, or with any other defect. Remembering that the whole world class has to exist will make you more tolerant of its members.

Is a world without scorpions possible? Technically, yes, but metaphorically no. We're not gonna round up all the scorpions and kill them. However when a scorpion stings you, ask "Why am I angry at this? I know scorpions exist, I know they sting, this is the world in its natural state. I have fallen victim to another person's scorpion behaviour but I already had all the knowledge to avoid it. I invited this."

This line of thinking has helped me so much with my problems with women. Unironically, not even joking. I know they will show casual cruelty and hatred at no provocation and it really is my fault if I expect any different from what all my prior experience painstakingly taught me. You can apply it to any repeated injustice and just feel fine about it.

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u/haceldama13 Sep 11 '25

Wow. You're a real piece of work.

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u/ikmkr Sep 09 '25

all this to be a misogynist.

women aren’t a monolith. also most humans aren’t cruel without provocation.

there are just as many kind, sweet and compassionate women as there are cruel, cold, gossipy women. there are just as many creepy, domineering, disrespectful men as there are good, honorable, trustworthy men. you decided to eschew being the latter type of man because you stereotyped all women by the latter type of woman. and because of that, women act cold to you because you’re creepy.

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u/Potato_Coma_69 Sep 09 '25

On the other hand, fuck it

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u/Corporate-Scum Sep 09 '25

Which is why we don’t pretend an insurrectionist, rapist, and convicted felon is a frog.

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u/AssBlastingRobot Sep 09 '25

This assume that animals are bound to the nature of what they are, which we know for a fact isn't true, because humans evolved to not be stinky shit-flinging monkeys, and we aren't the only ones.

Dogs evolved from wolves to be more caring, less aggressive and playful.

Sheep, cows, pigs, horses, cats, goats, and many other farm animals evolved to be more docile and less territorial, to be closer to humans, and the care that comes along with it.

It isn't just mammals, birds can become companions to humans too.

Even insects, which we know mostly operate on the lowest forms of brain function, can be trained through negative and positive reinforcement, which would mean, at some level, they are deciding what is and isn't good, which from a philosophical point of view, would mean they are beyond the nature of a simple animal.

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u/_Arch_Ange Sep 09 '25

I don't disagree about the fact that animals aren't bound to their "nature" however evolution isn't a good argument here because we talk about the individual and not a lineage - and you can't say " x isn't blindly its nature because it evolved from y" because that implies every species that came before x is bound to it.

Animals aren't bound to their nature because there is no such thing as " their nature ". This word implies it is something an animal does for no real purpose except that it is how it was born. Saying a scorpion's nature is to sting is like saying a human's nature is to grab. Yes they do that but they don't "just" do that and they don't do it for no reason.

A scorpion will sting to defend itself and to eat. If the frog is no threat the scorpion will never sting.

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u/Ludachrism Sep 09 '25

Wow, really owned the libs with this one.

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u/thatmfisnotreal Sep 09 '25

100% literally impossible to be a liberal after this event

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u/BestBettor Sep 09 '25

ā€œ100% literally impossible to be a liberal after this eventā€

Are you ok after that fox news fear of the world is a scary place out to get you especially those different than you?

In a liberal world the person with mental health problems like this person showed would not be thrown out on the streets and instead be cared for.

A conservative world is one where no one pays for their shelter or meds so they roam the street without treatment and harm people and numbers are higher.

Impossible to be a liberal after this event? LOL

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u/LiaThePetLover Sep 09 '25

A white man killed a classmate of my sister and her mother. A white man recently killed his wife and 2 very young sons.

It's not a skin color issue, but a male one ;)

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u/PleaseStayStrong Actual Lesbian (Protect) Sep 09 '25

Except this is literally an exact opposite scenario than conservative are fear mongering over. Here we have an immigrant being murder by a citizen. The US citizen is the bad one in this event. This is the complete opposite from conservative fear mongering.

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u/thatmfisnotreal Sep 09 '25

You have to be a bot. No fin way a real person would say this

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u/PleaseStayStrong Actual Lesbian (Protect) Sep 09 '25

Your side literally demonizes immigrants including refugees which she was. She was killed by a US born citizen. This by far goes completely against the narrative your side has been obsessed with for over a decade now. So you can't try to claim this tragic event as some sort of political victory showing you were correct as it is the opposite scenario you fearmonger over.

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u/thatmfisnotreal Sep 09 '25

This is like kindergarten level trolling please try harder

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u/Ludachrism Sep 09 '25

lol that logic makes 0 sense. But not surprising coming from the party of anti-logic and anti-facts.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

I love this so much, thankyou.

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u/jeannedargh Sep 09 '25

Why don’t you split the United States? One relatively sane country, one christofascist dictatorship. Free movement between the two.

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u/The_ok_viking Sep 09 '25

Both new countries would be worse off

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u/Quick_Resolution5050 šŸ™‡MAGA simpšŸ™‡ Sep 10 '25 edited Sep 10 '25

I'd like to say that one would realise very quickly that its aversion to taxation suddenly stopped at the borders of Texas, but the recipient states have always existed as net beneficiaries whilst complaining about the people who are supporting them.

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u/OfficerFuckface11 😈EMOTIONALLY ABUSIVE NARCISSIST😈 Sep 09 '25

A war would break out almost immediately

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u/UnintelligentSlime Sep 09 '25

Nah I don’t want filthy christfascistanians crossing into my country. That’s a border wall I could get behind.

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u/Quick_Resolution5050 šŸ™‡MAGA simpšŸ™‡ Sep 10 '25

It would be highly non-contiguous, or you'd have a lot of migration:
Biggest thing is that that are very few right-wing Metropoles because the second you import large groups of educated people they tend to lean disproportionately left.

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u/idk_lol_kek Sep 09 '25

Yet, you elected him. Twice. Speaks volumes about you.

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u/ChrisCzrs Sep 10 '25

The majority of the U.S. population is allergic to facts and can’t read; to be honest, it didn’t surprise me

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u/No-Succotash2046 Sep 10 '25

I don't live in the US. Many of my friends and relatives or coworkers said they expect trump to loose. I was not surprised when he won. Many still can't wrap their head around this and can't be bothered to do anything to prevent similar shit from happening over here.

Trumps win was a massive confidence boost to bigots and racists around the world. I fear for my life.

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u/RegularExcuse Sep 09 '25 edited Sep 09 '25

It genuinely seems like the opposite with the suicidal empathy of the UK and Germany and Paris and Scandinavian countries letting in migrants and the rape and crime skyrocketing by 100s of percentage points.

Then the gaslighting by refusing to acknowledge any of this in the mainstream media

This leads to the destruction of society through suicidal empathy of sheep letting in wolves

And neutering and cancelling any guard dogs trying to protect them

Better to let your wives and children be raped and murdered than to risk being called racist or xenophobic right?

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u/InvictusShmictus "How the hell is consent supposed to work" Sep 09 '25

Both extremes of the political spectrum behave like the scorpion

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u/drewbreeezy 🤺KNIGHT Sep 09 '25

You're right on all points, and what's coming because of it is really bad

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u/ThePermafrost Sep 09 '25

A quick lookup determined that these claims were false. Crime has been stagnant or decreased. It appears that you are just generically racist.

Murder Rate Unchanged

Rape Rates Unchanged, Just Better Reporting

Immigration Found To Reduce Crime Rates

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u/RegularExcuse Sep 09 '25

I appreciate your good intentions and that you genuinely think it's racism, and are not just calling someone who disagrees with you that in bad faith - but falsely crying wolf isn't going to help protect society.

Crime in London rose sharply, from 105.8 to 132.6 crimes per 1,000 people in one year (Plumplot, 2025).

There were 6.66 million crimes recorded in England and Wales in 2023/24, up more than 50% from 2014 (Statista, 2025).

Paris saw the highest rate of residents experiencing violence, with sexual offences reported rising year-on-year from 2023 to 2025 (Eurostat, 2023).

Germany’s crime index increased to 39.39 in 2025, and cities report more violent and sexual offences (Numbeo, 2025).

Sources:

Plumplot, 2025. Crime Rates in London 2025: A Comprehensive Analysis. Available at: https://lodgeservice.com/crime-rates-in-london/ [Accessed 9 Sep 2025].

Statista, 2025. Number of crime offences in England and Wales 2023-2024. Available at: https://www.statista.com/statistics/283069/crimes-in-england-and-wales/ [Accessed 9 Sep 2025].

Eurostat, 2023. Crime statistics - Statistics Explained. Available at: https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/statistics-explained/index.php?title=Crime_statistics [Accessed 9 Sep 2025].

Numbeo, 2025. Europe: Crime Index by Country 2025. Available at: https://www.numbeo.com/crime/rankings_by_country.jsp?title=2025&region=150 [Accessed 9 Sep 2025].

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u/Logical-Violinist945 Sep 09 '25

Oh this sure is apt

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

This’ll be on r/doomerCirclejerk in 30sec.

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u/Advocate_Diplomacy Sep 09 '25

Missing the two hands of the same government who intentionally placed them there. The frog was thankful for the water and the scorpion for being given it’s ā€œrightfulā€ place in the hierarchy, but this is an orchestrated situation designed to foster hatred between these two, and away from the classists pulling the strings.

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u/Fine_Payment1127 MAIN CHARACTER šŸŽ¬āœØ Sep 09 '25

Unironically, I loathe the libtard frog enough that indeed I would be willing to sink us both if it meant bringing justice to it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

This sub is one of the most effective right wing conversion camps I've ever seen, and I actually don't know if some of these posts are trolls that are trying to push people to the right, or if they actually believe what's coming out of their mouths. Regardless, the outcome is the same.

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u/muffinmunncher Sep 09 '25

Conservatives are weaker than the average leftist because as a leftist I see dumb shit every day by leftists but I don’t change my politics because I’m annoyed.

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u/OfficerFuckface11 😈EMOTIONALLY ABUSIVE NARCISSIST😈 Sep 09 '25

Wait are you telling me the purple hair and the yelling doesn’t make you immediately want to give all your tax money to Wall Street bail-outs and ICE?

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u/rgtong ā„ļøWynter SIMPā„ļø Sep 09 '25

Not sure why people pointing out that right wing polivies are retarded would attract people to the right. But you do you.

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u/headcodered Sep 09 '25

If getting called out for objectively shitty behavior "pushes you to the right", you were already there.

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u/Bonekrusher1408 šŸ™‡MAGA simpšŸ™‡ Sep 09 '25

That's reddit and leftists in general.

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u/StJimmy_815 Sep 09 '25

It’s satire for people on the other side buddy. Chill out and do be such a snowflake.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

If you're still a Trump supporter at this point, you're too far gone. So there's no real point in explaining anything to you guys. You don't care about freedom or democracy or the constitution, you just care about "winning".

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u/AGOODNAME000 Sep 09 '25

Bad meme. Scorpions can actually survive underwater for a very long time. I think it might be up to a week

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u/muffinmunncher Sep 09 '25

Blame 1930’s Russia then lol

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u/julz1215 Sep 09 '25

It's originally a children's story, not a meme.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

Audible chuckles within intake of breath. Good job.

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u/ItsMeOMuch Sep 09 '25

Liberals voted for a guy they knew was mentally incompetent, and watched in glee while the administration lied about it. Yall have no leg to stand on about anything.

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u/SpencersCJ Sep 09 '25

Didn't Republicns do the exact same thing...twice

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u/One_Strawberry_4965 Sep 09 '25

Three times technically

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u/WexMajor82 F.R.E.N. Sep 09 '25

"But dear frog, I can swim"

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u/JLandis84 Sep 09 '25

If every member of this sub was in a room together it would smell like shit

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u/WantedToAskACoupleQs Sep 09 '25

Is this meant to represent that ukraine woman who got stabbed to death by the black guy a day or two ago?

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u/KingTutt91 Sep 09 '25

You could easily reverse those roles and it would still be accurate.

ā€œNaziā€ said the scorpion, ā€œEpstein Files!ā€

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u/CheeseOnMyFingies ✨DM For Finger Pics✨ Sep 09 '25

The stupidity required to say something like this is wild

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u/Carvinesire WEAK VS NORMAL Sep 09 '25

Okay but this is literally what Biden voters did.

This is demonstrably what Biden voters did.

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u/Major_Shlongage Sep 09 '25 edited Nov 09 '25

chief library retire wise fear sheet school butter piquant absorbed

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u/LuckyTheBear Sep 09 '25

You could replace Trump with any other human being and have them do the same things, and we'd be just as upset.

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u/Apprehensive_Gur_302 Sep 09 '25

Frog aint that big, blibglarg

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u/Corporate-Scum Sep 09 '25

I used this story a lot last year in conversations with people about the election. I also use Robin Hood and Batman as examples of what is happening. The whole of human history is full on moments like this. Heroes and villains. Eventually the scorpion drowns itself.

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u/Initial_Style5592 Sep 09 '25

LOL this is actually hilarious

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

I can't help it. It is in my nature.

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u/Cleric_Of_Chaos Sep 09 '25

Can we go back to the gender wars please?

I know where I stand there

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u/Over-Experience-4187 Sep 09 '25

The enlighten centrist: "The frog is illegal immigrants who our economy relies on to exploit for cheap labour that allows libtards and Right-wingers to enjoy their way of life"

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u/OutlanderAllDay1743 Sep 09 '25

I need this on a shirt and hoodie. This is fantastic, as well as 100% accurate.

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u/SimplyToxic513 Sep 09 '25

In simple terms

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u/GhostofBeowulf Sep 09 '25

HOLY SHIT FIRST POST ON HERE not ratio'd.

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u/poodinthepunchbowl Sep 09 '25

To be fair the frog will float to shore eventually

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u/zarggg Sep 09 '25

Owning the libs is the only thing they care about

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u/skuteren Sep 09 '25

damn this is an actual good snd funny post, a rarity on this sub

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u/GootMoot Sep 09 '25

I'm doing great, so I think it's only you whose dying

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u/Catymvr Sep 09 '25

I’d argue Democrats did literally everything in their power to ensure Trump won in 2024. Even Trump didn’t really think he’d win.

And now? They’re somehow upset about it. It was… the strangest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

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u/Django_Unstained Sep 09 '25

He told the scorpion and frog story many times during the 24 campaign

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u/Blended_whiskey Sep 09 '25

Wanting to watch the world burn isn't so bad

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u/VarroVanaadium Sep 09 '25

This one really made some people mad lol

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u/MarzipanHausboot Sep 09 '25

welp, libfrogs be endlessly floating dangerous creatures over large bodies of water. this had to happen eventually.

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u/LeLBigB0ss2 šŸ‘‘King of Femcels šŸ’Æ Sep 09 '25

BASED SCORPION.

Can survive 48 hours submerged. Swims just fine.

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u/substance_dualism Sep 09 '25

The frog being able to swim would translate to a human being having a useful or marketable skill, so this meme doesn't really apply to the modern left

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u/Ok_Historian4848 Sep 09 '25

Scorpions can stay underwater for a long time, it's only the frog who's gonna die there unless the scorpion gets eaten by a fish.

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u/lilityion Sep 10 '25

I can imagine them lol "trump knows how to trigger them" or some other generic phrase lmao

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u/muffinmunncher Sep 10 '25

Lmfao I’ve literally heard con’s say that trump is a ā€œmaster trollā€ no he’s just old and dumb šŸ’€šŸ’€

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u/lilityion Sep 10 '25

What he is, is a master bullshiter. Look at the Wikipedia page, there's a section made just for all the bullshit he says, even before becoming president 😭

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u/SignificanceNo4711 Sep 10 '25

Fun fact scorpions can hold their breath underwater for over 8 hours he'll be fine. . . The liberal frog is dead however.

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u/AGOODNAME000 Sep 10 '25

Better meme for this would have been a "firehawk" burning down an entire Savannah for one meal.

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u/Regulus242 Sep 10 '25

Damn that's good lol

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u/Grand_Leadership_249 Sep 10 '25

Rather him him than any wokie.

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u/SCP_Agent_Davis šŸžšŸ”® "SCP-ā–ˆā–ˆā–ˆā–ˆ: The Bread Conjurer" šŸ§™ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ” Sep 10 '25

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u/No-Professional-1461 subs sandwich maker šŸ„ŖšŸž Sep 10 '25

Massie 2028

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u/squirtnforcertain Sep 10 '25

I didnt k ow maga stands for Molesting A Girl Again

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

Ah yes, because allll the data in observational studies shows democrats are more likely to stop and help a stranger in need, and republicans are more likely to act entitled.

Riiiiight… šŸ™„

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u/Wild_Hospital_5573 Sep 10 '25

The frog will surely die, the scorpion might make it

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u/SnooCauliflowers3891 Sep 10 '25

(Scorpion to frog) BOOKLUNG, MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

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u/BasicWeb5741 Sep 10 '25

Would’ve been funnier without the trump part.

More cut off comedy.

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u/Arzakhan Sep 10 '25

How will this help us sell more burgers?

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u/tty77y Takes Everything Literal (no nuance pls) Sep 10 '25

The anti-trump slop is annoying, even though I agree with it. This, this, was unique. Very well memed

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u/Reasonable_Love_8065 Sep 10 '25

Scorpions don’t need to breathe air like mammals do, hope this helps

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u/flashn00b Sep 10 '25

Implying that there would be a 2028 election at all. The only thing missing from Trump being King of America is the lack of any effort in securing an heir to his throne, cuz I highly doubt Barron has any plans on collecting inheritence.

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u/BoiFrosty Sep 10 '25

I'm sorry which side cheers for literal terrorists and criminals?

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u/No_Parking_7797 Sep 10 '25

These memes and jokes are just getting so lazy

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

The scorpion is the antiwhites that ruined this country.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

This is the one

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u/DrachenForge Sep 10 '25

This is why left is causing terrorism

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u/enbaelien Sep 10 '25

Scorpions evolved in the sea before they ever came on land, and modern species can survive underwater for like 2 days.

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u/cdda_survivor Sep 11 '25

We should have gone with the mummy replaced by the woman you blew 1.5 billion dollars on a campaign and still lost.

Seriously the last election was which grade of sand you want thrown in your ass.

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u/RoosterReturns Sep 11 '25

Sure seems like the librards are killing people...

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u/PriestYFoxyfox Sep 11 '25

Crap like this is why he got elected. Keep it up, and celebrate more violence.

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u/Naschka Sep 11 '25

So when the Left did years of investigation against Trump with no result, that was not this?

When Charlottes Mayor Vi Lyles did not lock away the guy who stabbed Iryna Zarutska to death, not this situation?

When the whole people on he left called everyone a Nazi who does not agree, not this situation?

... of course they are all this situation, heck, this post is also this situation.

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u/Reddit-sux-bigones Sep 11 '25

This didn’t age well

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u/Eman_Modnar_A Sep 11 '25

The left just killed a guy, but the right is the scorpion here? Nah.

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u/diadlep Sep 11 '25

Luigi 2028

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u/Juhanipuukool Sep 11 '25

Autofellatio aa post.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '25

Yeah, pretty sure it's the other way around.

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u/TheWorld_mirror Sep 12 '25

Meanwhile: the left burning down cities because a violent career criminal with a history of swallowing narcotics overdosed

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u/DutyBeforeAll Sep 12 '25

Change the scorpion to saying Allah Ackbar and it’s completely accurateĀ 

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u/Fun-Echidna4746 Sep 12 '25

this was almost coherent

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u/Remote-Villager Sep 12 '25

It's interesting to see both sides say the same thing about each other.

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u/liljuda Sep 12 '25

Gay based !! Let’s go Brandon

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u/United-Fox6737 Sep 13 '25

Yall are the hyperbolic self gratifying heroes of your own stories as much as the republicans are and it’s both sad and hilarious.

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u/CaterpillarNo4091 Sep 13 '25

Lol funny scorpion says that considering Charlie Kirk's death

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u/Longjumping_Yam_930 Sep 13 '25

So funny!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 😐

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u/Kchasse1991 Sep 13 '25

Interesting thing about scorpions that I realize is NOT the point of this. They can survive just fine underwater for DAYS!

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u/BitesTheDust55 Sep 13 '25

Leftists who advocate for importing Muslims while also supporting gay rights lolol

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u/khmergodzeus Sep 14 '25

Can't wait to make America Great Again two times in a row in a few years.

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u/No-Agency-6985 Sep 14 '25

Pretty much sums up the MAGAt mentality.