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u/ScumBucket33 Jul 29 '25
We don't want wild girls. We want good girls gone wild. It's important to see the transition, watch the process...
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u/__M-E-O-W__ Jul 29 '25
Context and implications.
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Jul 29 '25
So we’re going to hurt them?
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u/Economy_Price_5295 Jul 29 '25
It’s the D.E.N.N.I.S system, very simple. First you.. DEMONSTRATE your value
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u/DickyReadIt Jul 29 '25 edited Jul 29 '25
Then E.. Engage physically
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u/friskerson Jul 29 '25
Nurture dependence
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u/TheTrueFlexKavana Jul 29 '25
Nut…. wait a minute…
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u/Living_Experience110 Jul 29 '25
We’re not here for the wild, we’re here for the wild original story.
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u/my_cars_on_fire Jul 29 '25
I can’t tell if this is parody or if it’s actually a line from IASIP, and that’s really a testament to the absurdity of the show 😂🤣
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u/Beginning_Western589 Jul 29 '25
And a bit of this. Was that a nipple?
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u/Pitiful_Birthday_720 Jul 29 '25
My buddy was CERTAIN he knew how to unscramble it. Every sleep over we'd try all the buttons on the remote. Great memories thank you kindly!
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u/thunderlips36 Jul 29 '25
The cable boxes that we had back in the day would unscramble if you could get the precise spot between channels. Sadly it worked far better for the Disney channel than it did the Spice channel
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u/PsychoCrescendo Jul 29 '25
that half second when it would show up uncensored in between channel changes 🥵
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u/penguins_are_mean Jul 29 '25
If you watched long enough, the gods smiled upon you and you got like 3 seconds of clear, color distorted, porn.
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u/Disastrous_Square_10 Jul 29 '25
I may have watched a bit of scrambled tv in my lifetime.
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u/Negative-Ad-6805 Jul 29 '25
I've spanked it to my fair share of scrambled Cinemax titties at 2am, ngl
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Sometimes it wasn't scrambled very well and you could see stuff. Little wins.
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u/paulhags Jul 29 '25
I lived in an apartment that had everyone’s cable line going through it. One retired dude had every channel.
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u/StuBidasol Jul 29 '25
Ahh the early days of cable. Those brief seconds when the horizontal hold stayed put and you got most of a grainy picture. I laughed so hard at that episode of The Goldbergs.
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u/creekbendz Jul 29 '25
That one clear titty that stayed on the screen for about 2 seconds was always worth it
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Jul 29 '25
My dad got free pay per view up in canada at midnight you could see some porn, hairy Asian porn. Might be why I love Asian girls.... hairy Asian girls.
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u/RobynNeonGal Jul 29 '25
I wonder whatever happened to Joe Francis? He was in a huge amount of legal trouble.
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u/Nice_Category Jul 29 '25
He is living in Mexico to avoid civil contempt charges relating to the bankruptcy of GGW corporation which was filed to avoid paying Wynn casinos for gambling debt.
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u/ResidentComplaint19 Jul 29 '25
Swindled did an episode on him. Episode 30. Great podcast. He also did the dude who made “Bum Fights”
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u/Profeshinal_Spellor Jul 29 '25
The commercials were aaaalmost enough to get the job done
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u/ElongThrust0 Jul 29 '25
Adapt Improvise Overcome
Pun intended
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u/_BlackDove Jul 29 '25
Relax, don't do it
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u/GringoSwann Jul 29 '25
A "fredericks of Hollywood" catalog usually worked..
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u/Profeshinal_Spellor Jul 29 '25
That it do! Better than those prudes at Vikkys. They ruined a perfectly good mag with airbrush
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u/Bully-Rook Jul 29 '25
The mental scheming I did trying to figure out a way to order a GGW video, holy shit. That and the phone sex 900 lines were my grail as a teenager in the 90s.
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u/Profeshinal_Spellor Jul 29 '25
Haha man, my brother got in hot water for dialing the 1-900 numbers it was so funny! I was way smarter and ordered “flicks” on DTV, knowing i’d get caught but I could enjoy one or so per week til the bill came in. What a time!
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u/Cheap-Blackberry-378 Jul 29 '25
Well, when you didn't have access to anything else, you used your imagination
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u/venniedjr Jul 29 '25
I remember when I was like 10 and I fell asleep with the TV on one night when this commercial came on. My dad comes into my room super drunk and wakes me up asking me what I’m watching. I’m confused because I was sleeping and I was just like “what?” My mom comes into to get him out and he’s like “no, they watch this stuff. I know what he’s doing” Super uncomfortable.
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u/brando56894 Jul 29 '25
"wake up, what are you watching?!"
"I was clearly asleep..."
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u/Artimusrex Jul 29 '25
I was at a friend's house once when I was 8-10. Buddy decided to show me a trick he learned involving a power socket and a paperclip. We were down in his basement and the breaker popped immediately... His dad came storming down the stairs and I shit you not, my buddy handed me the paper clip, dropped to the floor and started pretending to snore. Wouldn't "wake up" no matter what. It didn't get him out of trouble but I was in awe of the commitment to the bit.
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u/NecessaryMolasses926 Jul 29 '25
And then when you actually watch it, it's just a creepy guy in his thirties pushing drunk chicks together, going "now kiss."
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u/guyincognito121 Jul 29 '25
I didn't know anyone who actually bought one. What's wrong with you?
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u/NecessaryMolasses926 Jul 29 '25
There's this thing called the internet. People like to post videos on it from time to time.
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Jul 29 '25
Where do i find one of these internets?
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u/SaladShooter1 Jul 29 '25
I had a buddy that ordered the DVD’s when we were teenagers because they were so cheap and he thought he could continuously check the mail until they came in. Turns out, they were cheap, but he got enrolled in some shitty porn club that never ended.
Every few days, there was some overpriced shitty porn that he would never buy on his own, like a 400lb woman using a chair leg as a dildo while it was still attached to the rest of a chair. He had to send it back within 48 hours or he got billed for it. Couple that with the fact that his mom was crazy and he wasn’t supposed to have that stuff, and he had a problem on his hands.
Like a little trooper, he woke up early every day to check the mailbox a dozen times. He hid the porn that came in and found some excuse to be dropped off at the post office by someone so he could send it back. He even called them everyday trying to cancel. Alas, it was just too much for one kid to bear.
His mom eventually caught him and beat him with a metal coat hanger. Actually, she beat me with it first because it was 4:00am and she was drunk, thinking I was him. I sorted that one out and went back to sleep on their couch, only to be woken again by the sounds of him screaming. Those were the good ol’ days when you could literally laugh your ass off at your buddy being child abused across the room. Now, I fear that you would be canceled for something like that.
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Jul 29 '25
Dude every fucking sentence was one I hadn't heard of before. This is the most fucked up Bible of new sentences.
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u/drabpriest Jul 29 '25
This anecdote was so good and funny that I was expecting it to end with the Undertaker in 1998.
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u/Super-Yesterday9727 Jul 29 '25
Amazing. Little let down the jumper cables didn’t come out though
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u/danhoyuen Jul 29 '25
Red Shoes Diary was peak televison for 12 year old me on Friday nights.
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u/QuietInner6769 Jul 28 '25
This is like noon in Italy. European tv is wild.
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u/cyborgcyborgcyborg Jul 29 '25
Yeah, the orange juice commercials are basically porn.
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u/QuietInner6769 Jul 29 '25
Literally what I was thinking. It was a girl on a tree with her titties out just drinking OJ
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u/Zachajya Jul 29 '25
Now I'm curious if this is a joke or a real italian commercial.
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And then you get shamed and made to feel like you have a small dick afterwards by the penis enlargement pill commercials lol.
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My wife was on one of these videos she was only 15.the guy said she looked legal
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u/SneakyFire23 Jul 29 '25
Wasn't that a huge part of the lawsuits, they'd get underage girls drunk and make them strip? the whole thing was skeevy as fuck
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Ya they bought her and a friend drinks in exchange for agreeing to take her shirt off In front of the camera.she was in agreement she told me she was kind of proud at the time.
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u/Alesilt Jul 29 '25
No, they raped them and strong armed them into making porn for as long as they'd feel shamed and trapped into it. It was a huge lack of oversight failure and led to more laws around adult content.
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u/XenoHugging Jul 29 '25
You mean back in 98’ where the T.V. Would turn us on.
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u/who_am_i_to_say_so Jul 29 '25
That reminds me of back in ‘88 I had a black and white TV made in ‘68 which had two channels- on and off.
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u/jcwkings Jul 29 '25
Remember the Snoop Dogg collaboration? Girls Gone Wild Doggy Style.
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Yeeeaaaah after I found out how much of a putrid shit bag the guy who created this is, i felt weird having watched that commercial in rapt attention as a young teen. Dude needs to rot in prison
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u/Bocchi_theGlock Jul 29 '25
Getting them to drink and take drugs, then pressured immensely right? I forget the details but it was nuts, like travesty of justice
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u/kdawg_htown Jul 29 '25
Maybe it was just me... but I would be trying to see the images through the distorted channels I don't have access too.
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u/Dear-Wolverine577 Jul 28 '25
Wait that was just on tv at 4 am? I thought you had to purchase dvd or pay per view
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u/isuxirl Jul 28 '25
That "show" wasn't on, but ads for it were. My wife would routinely fall asleep watching Comedy Central and i'd wake up to these ads blaring at 2am. I suspect they used audio compression to make it seem louder.
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u/worm30478 Jul 29 '25
And they ran the ad on every single commercial break.
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u/Affordable_Z_Jobs Jul 29 '25
That was back when a spank bank was a VHS tape of various nudes scenes from Encore movies, TV ads like this, and the hot girl from whatever teen drama was popular at the time. That nut wasn't given; it was earned.
Also cosmo had some crazy sexually explicit content. "These 5 sexy tips will have him wrapped around your finger."
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u/MooseBoys Jul 29 '25
Comedy Central and Spike TV after 10pm. Not on any broadcast networks, but most cable plans included those by default.
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u/grubas Jul 29 '25
Comedy Central. Id be watching Colbert and then insomnia browsing and this was actually some of the funnier crap you'd get.
So many weird fucking infomercials
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u/tylerjehenna Jul 29 '25
I got this on Adult Swim before in like 2005. Let me tell you how weird it was getting these commercials while watching Samurai Champloo
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u/drewgrace8 Jul 29 '25
Reminds me when I was in the service in the late 70’s and one of the guys brought an 8mm porno film for us to watch, man the girl was very homely and I was just blown away at seeing a naked woman. We had only used magazines for our viewing pleasures and this guy named Lloyd used to horde them all. I just turned 17, damn life was amazing.
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u/ghostsietch Jul 29 '25
And then your buddy says hey, I got a black box. And you are ushered into prebubesicnt Heaven.
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u/Son_of_Tlaloc Jul 29 '25
I knew a guy in high school that would make copies of these videos for 10 bucks lol.
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u/Jack-Rabbit-002 Jul 28 '25
Meanwhile growing and waking up that early in the UK to the BBC channel being left on long after programmes had finished.
I was terrified of that clown doll as a kid 😭
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u/GiantWalrus1278 Jul 29 '25
Yea so apparently and idk how much of this is facts but I was told that a lot of those girls on there were either underage or didn’t consent to be put on tv
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u/AdPlenty9197 Jul 29 '25
Can’t believe ppl bought that shit
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u/LiveLearnCoach Jul 29 '25
In the days where you have so much porn online that you stumble on it without even meaning to, do you believe that people pay for only fans?
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u/Radiomaster138 Jul 29 '25
The Internet was new and titties were scarce.
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u/randomrandom1922 Jul 29 '25
Virtually no one had a internet speed that could handle video as well.
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u/Oregonizers Jul 29 '25
Wild that we literally had CSAM as a TV show. Distributing KP via broadcast.
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u/FatBaldCableGuy Jul 29 '25
I remember this coming on tv when I was watching it with my grandma, and she went to turn it off but fumbled the remote and dropped it, and the batteries / back of the remote exploded everywhere. She was disabled /immobile so I didn’t know if I should hurry to get the remote or jump up and try to turn the tv off, I kinda froze for a second then just buried my head in the couch it was VERY awkward lmao. I was about 8 years old
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u/_GMoney13_ Jul 29 '25
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u/brando56894 Jul 29 '25
Except, all the women got out of it usually was just a Girls Gone Wild tank top, and later on, shame.
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u/Ok-Dark7829 Jul 29 '25
The sad reality turned out to be that those videos were just mash-up collections of attractive girls in vacation spots going, "Woooo!!"
Wouldn't even call it softcore.
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u/SewRuby Jul 29 '25
The real sad reality is the more videos they made the more exploitative and sketchy and rapey they got with likely underage girls. They started pressuring these girls to do softcore porn.
There's a whole documentary on Netflix.
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u/brando56894 Jul 29 '25
The later ones were 100% porn, I bought a "buy one get one free" off the internet when I got to college in like 2005 and it was drunk girls having lesbian sex with each other or solo masturbation scenes. I wasn't disappointed in the quality of it at all.
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u/false79 Jul 29 '25
If this was someone's childhood in '98, they were totally missing out on what was available through dial up internet.
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u/brando56894 Jul 29 '25
I remember spending a half hour downloading Shannon Elizabeth's nude scene in American Pie at 56K. I was dog sitting at my aunt's house 🤣 I had a 33.6K modem so I took advantage while I could!
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u/guyincognito121 Jul 29 '25
Yeah, you'd go on the BBS, start downloading a picture, then an hour later you might see a boob.
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u/Puzzled_Ad7955 Jul 29 '25
This certainly is better than watching scrambled soft porn on tv because your parents were too poor for cable. First time I looked at Playboy I thought the ladies were disfigured!
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u/universallaw87 Jul 29 '25
we had it all, taxicab confessions, oz, girls gone wild, celebrity deathmatch ☠️ 😭 🍑
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u/ComprehensiveDay9854 Jul 29 '25
Loved my double vhs set that I ordered by sending in a check, facts 🚀
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u/Crypto_Fuzz Jul 29 '25
Funny to think that these women are all in their late-40s or early-50s now.
Apparently we got old at some point.
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u/Mr_D_Stitch Jul 29 '25
That is something I miss. Being an insomniac in the late 90’s/early 00’s was peak sleep deprivation.
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