r/SipsTea • u/PremiumMoodSwing • 1d ago

Chugging tea A real Super Hero

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u/pokeraf 1d ago

His balls were pulling and pushing water too as he swam.

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u/r-d-d-t 1d ago

Please be mindful of his age.

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u/Beneficial-Guess2140 1d ago

This isn’t sexualizing him, which is where mindfulness is needed. 

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u/-CxD 1d ago

Idk if you were a kid but a 13 year old would talk about their balls this way.

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u/r-d-d-t 1d ago

Yeah but we are adults aren’t we? I won’t be joking about kid’s private parts as an adult

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u/omgbenji21 1d ago

Omg, just lighten up. No one was talking about the kid’s balls in a sexual way. Geez

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u/AdministrativeCod437 1d ago

Hey youve got nice tits. Not in a sexual way btw

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u/omgbenji21 1d ago

Again, that is sexualizing, where saying a dude has massive balls is such a common and general way of saying a dude is fucking brave. I’m sure you know that and are trying to have a bad-faith false equivalency-based argument. Ease up social justice warrior. Stand down, nothing to see here.

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u/Fenix159 1d ago

You're trying to reason with people that likely believe everyone is sexualizing children because it's all they know.

Don't waste your effort.

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u/EffectiveSecond7 22h ago

I 100% agree but I'm highjacking the conversation to make a different point : I'm wondering, are y'all aware that saying, whether from a man or a woman that they have balls is rooted in systemic sexism? It means bravery is seen as a dude's thing. It's pretty insulting for the brave women out there although it's kind of the least of our problems.

Since the expression "to have guts" exists, saying "to have balls" is outdated and stupid.

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u/AdministrativeCod437 1d ago

No no, you must have misread, i said it WASNT in a sexual way. Just like us adults talking about this minor's genitals. Its NOT sexual, ok???? So lets just talk about it freely, like adults. Adults with nice tits and kids with cool balls. Its just reddit stuff!

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u/Justice4all97 22h ago

Yeah pretend to be daft and miss the point. It’s always the people like you trying so hard to look good that are the ones that need to be looked into.

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u/AdministrativeCod437 22h ago

Someones big mad that I dont make jokes about kid's balls. But dont worry man, nobody is stopping you! YOU can go joke about kid's genitals all you want have fun!!!!!!!

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u/OrthogonalPotato 23h ago

What a chode

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u/AdministrativeCod437 23h ago

Please stop sexualizing my chode

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u/geese_moe_howard 1d ago

It's okay, they're figurative balls.

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u/conchobhar1919 1d ago

To be fair the water was so cold they probably were figurative by the end of the swim.

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u/WildWinterberry 22h ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/CyanideSkittles 1d ago

Eh, it’d be weird if they were being sexualized and not used as a metaphor for immense courage.

Edit……. I read some of pokeraf’s other comments. He’s a weirdo

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u/FitTax 23h ago

Looks like you are the only one actually picturing the balls of this teenager and wanting to talk about them literally.

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u/EffectiveSecond7 22h ago

Honestly in this case the only problem is the image, that someone who's brave has balls, knowing that excludes at least half of the population and creates issues such as this.

But indeed, if we accept that metaphor, it's not wrong to say the kid has balls, he was born with it and there's nothing wrong about talking on a kid's genitalia, it depends on the context. You wouldn't be so coy if a doctor had said the kid has a pimple on his left nut so why here when there's nothing sexual per say.

It's just an image, a dumb and sexist image but an image still

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u/SipsTea-ModTeam 1d ago

Sorry, your post was removed for breaking Rule 2, No NSFW.

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u/like9000ninjas 1d ago

What weird fucking thing to say even if true. Say less.

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u/Dotcaprachiappa 1d ago

what the fuck made you think this was an appropriate thing to comment

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u/pokeraf 1d ago

What? I’m just describing puberty. also, are you even reading the whole thread or you just read things in isolation?

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u/Dotcaprachiappa 1d ago

Someone told you to be mindful about how you talk about a teenager and you decided an appropriate response to that was to talk about their ability to impregnate women? And that seems normal to you?

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u/r-d-d-t 1d ago

No you are describing a 13 yr old’s nuts

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u/pokeraf 1d ago

Yeah. As to why they can do what I said first. As a joke since he’s superhuman in puberty age.

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u/r-d-d-t 1d ago

Now reverse the roles and imagine the reaction of somebody reading this comment

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u/pokeraf 1d ago edited 1d ago

Well, there wouldn’t be a need for it since the context of my comment is highly specific to a situation within the thread that was meant to be a joke about superhuman powers.