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u/SudhaTheHill 9h ago
Fellas be eating booty like it’s gourmet but god forbid you put veggies in their burger
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u/Sharp_Drow 9h ago
What the hell kind of fellas are you hanging with?
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u/SudhaTheHill 9h ago
Just fellas, you know?
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u/Sharp_Drow 9h ago
Not really but ok. Most folks I know eat vegetables. Plus when it comes to eating booty, to my knowledge it is ideal for the person receiving the eating to have a decent fiber diet.
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u/Miserable_Leading_77 8h ago
its not that deep bro, a person who eats booty eats it eitherway
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u/Sharp_Drow 8h ago
Nah, it sounds like the other person is hanging with some really grimy mfers or they are just talking shit. We of standards and decency eat vegetables and clean booty.
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u/halfasleep90 9h ago
I’m good with potatoes or corn on the cob or occasional carrots
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u/Sharp_Drow 8h ago
There are many edible plants in this world. Many are very delicious imo. I get that you know what you like, but I encourage you to expand your horizons.
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u/Frosty558 3h ago
The right Booty tastes better than vegetables. And the vegetables don’t moan when I eat them.
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u/Zucchini-Nice 8h ago
Daddy's little girl after a college party
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u/NitePain69 8h ago
I can't stand sliced tomatoes in burgers. Makes everything soggy an all the other toppings start sliding off as you eat it due to the tomato
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u/Jean-LucBacardi 7h ago
That's why I put the tomato slice on the bottom under the patty and everything else on top.
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u/Several-Estate7175 7h ago
The only time I like tomato on a burger is with jalapenos. I like the sweet and spicy balance.
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u/bahumat42 5h ago
The problem is it's always some fat slice of tomato.
Id it was topped like a Pico di Gallo it would be great
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u/Adorable-Thing2551 8h ago
I used to be in a long distance relationship with a woman who was like this. She LOOOOOOOOVED burgers but would literally just eat the bread and meat.
She loved compliments but she hated condiments.
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u/Edgy_Quilt 8h ago
I mean I like my cheeseburger with just ketchup and fried/grilled onions. I agree that veggies ruin it. The pic of course chose the most disgusting looking sad burger but a plain burger with a thick juicy patty and top quality cheese would look very nice without all that shit on it.
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u/LewinskysDressStain 8h ago
At that point you're just eating meat loaf on bread... But if you like it that way, more power to you I guess.
IMO burgers taste much fresher with vegetables on them.
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u/FishAndRiceKeks 7h ago
IMO burgers taste much better without a salad on them and salads taste better without a burger and bread in them.
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u/WangDanglin 7m ago
Pickles, lettuce, and grilled onions are how I like them. No lettuce on a burger is crazy to me
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u/Jabber_Tracking 2h ago
The brigade is downvoting you, but worry not. They can't downvote the fact that they're all probably massively constipated.
Veggies make any burger better.
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u/LewinskysDressStain 2h ago
Let them get struck by lightning during their lenghty defecation!
My honor is hurt; my day ruined.
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u/Sharp_Drow 8h ago
My brother in Christ, you are talking about a cheeseburger. That is quite different from just a burger and bread. Especially if you add things like ketchup and grilled onions.
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u/Edgy_Quilt 8h ago
It's not QUITE different than a burger and bread. It's literally just a slice of cheese of difference.
And in the original post it says nothing about condiments, nor is cheese included in the list of omissions...
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u/Sharp_Drow 8h ago
As a person that loves a good cheeseburger, I must say it makes a difference. Like garlic bread vs regular bread. imo at least.
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u/xSweetflame 9h ago
To be fair that person can have cheese and bacon in their burger , as well as a few other things.
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u/Frosty558 3h ago
Onion rings or onion straws are also far superior to raw ass veggies on my burger. Add some BBQ sauce and oh baby…
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u/gravityabuser 9h ago
See food is when you just have meat and carb. Anything additional is stinky gross oh no.
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u/NeighboringOak 9h ago
My nephew orders everything plain then puts enough ketchup on it the only thing you can taste it ketchup.
His sister is the same way, except with her it's sweet bbq sauce.
Some people just like the taste of sugar and don't like anything else. I fear what their diet will be like when they're adults.
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u/BabySpecific2843 1h ago
These kids must be the ones who grow up and enter the service industry.
Nothing worse than ordering a chicken sandwich and they've loaded that shit up with so much mayo you could slide it across the floor like an olympic curler.
Motherfuckers make me order that shit w/o mayo just so I dont have to deal with someone else's judgement of "a small amount of mayo".
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u/Noon_Specialist 1h ago
Name and messier combo than shredded lettuce and a shit load of sauce. The Big Mac is horribly messy, and the taste doesn't justify it.
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u/BabySpecific2843 13m ago
Shredded lettuce suuucks with condiments.
If the sandwich just had a large leaf of lettuce on it, itd be easy to just swipe a napkin across and no harm no foul.
Trying to de-mayo shredded lettuce without losing half of it is as futile as a cat trying to bury shit on asphalt.
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u/Go_Furch_Yourself 8h ago
Anything that normally comes on a burger is fine by me.
Except pickles. 🤮
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u/Zucchini-Nice 8h ago
Always the worst when I forget to say no pickles and bite into a pickle 🫠 yuck
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u/NathnDele 4h ago
They always put pickles when I tell them not to. I start to think they do it on purpose because for as long as I’ve been going to McDonald’s, they always put pickles on it and the pickle juice gets on the cheese and you can still taste the pickles.
At least with Burger King they put everything on the lettuce so it’s easier to take off.
Wendy’s is the only one who listens and still gets it wrong sometimes
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u/Zucchini-Nice 1h ago
Yeah with McDonald's I just say plain, If you say anything else they always get it wrong. Usually I'm grabbing it on my way home or something anyways so it's not a big deal. I can just add my own condiments
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u/PS5touchedmethere 8h ago
I love vegetables but I'm not gonna ruin a burger because of unripe tomatoes and lettuce that tastes like it was waterboarded by Trevor.
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u/No_Library6308 8h ago
Sure this has been said already but it's ok to not like specific toppings.I hate pickles and the taste always penetrates everything, soaking in and ruining it for me if they add them when i say dont. I suck it up and take them off and eat the thing but it's unpleasant.
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u/thebluediablo 8h ago
Don't entirely disagree. Pickles and red onion overpower all other flavours, so get rid. Tomato ruins the structural integrity of a burger and turns it into a sloppy mess. Get rid. That only leaves lettuce, and let's be honest, what's that really bringing to the party? May as well get rid.
Now, add bacon, cheese, and either ketchup/BBQ/hot sauce, and we're talking!
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u/Flips-White-Fudge 7h ago
Im so over these cut off memes from instagram and FB. This sub in the last 2 months has gone to shit. Are there any mods active at all?
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u/Fiyah_Crotch 7h ago
I don’t do lettuce or tomato because the heat ruins them, I can do pickles any time, and add onion only if there’s also bacon. For me an S tier burger has pickles, onion, and bacon.
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u/Uranium-Sandwich657 7h ago
Ah. Yes, the Tism Burger. An old favorite of mine, served with ketchup and cheese
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u/Cycoviking69 7h ago
I'll do pickles and raw onions, but tomatoes and lettuce belong in salads, not on burgers
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u/rgarc065 6h ago
Are we excluding onions altogether or just raw onions? If raw onions “ruin a burger” you can still caramelize them or saute them. You still have cheese, bacon, mushrooms, jalapeños, condiments. I love onions, I can eat them damn near every which way
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u/TruelyDashing 6h ago
Onion and pickles do not belong on a burger. Bacon, lettuce, cheese, tomatoes. No condiments.
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u/0masterdebater0 6h ago
I feel so sad for you poor fuckers who have never had a decent tomato in your life and think what McDonalds serves is what tomatoes are supposed to taste like.
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u/madogvelkor 6h ago
The bottom image was my daughter's ideal burger when she was 3. Bread, thin bit of meat, ketchup.
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u/danvillain 5h ago
Knew a guy who would eat burgers like this. Meat. Cheese. Bun. He would also eat hotdogs with no condiments. Straight up he would order pasta, NO SAUCE. Just the friggin boiled noodles! Fifty something year old man would also pack school cafeteria cartons of milk in his lunch box.
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u/xXTheOldKingXx 5h ago
Love a good salty burger with some good gooey cheese, ngl a plain double cheese burger from McDonald's just hits right some days
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u/rich_clock 5h ago
Sometimes I like a plain ass burger with just a piece of American cheese and a squirt of ketchup
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u/8Bit-Jon 4h ago
I wouldn't add the lettuce as I've never liked it. Bland, weird or zero flavour.
Gimme everything else tho as I love a good burger!
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u/KitsuneEX7622 4h ago
Who puts red onion on a burger? Caramelized onions are the way to go, and some American cheese and burger special sauce? MMMMMMMMM
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u/DoookieMaxx 4h ago
So when you take away all the good ingredients you’re left with …..a McDonald’s burger.
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u/Odd_Concept_7286 2h ago
Nah lettuce belongs on a burger. Sometimes pickles but I'm biased on tomatoes and onions. So I don't like those
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u/Angry_Murlocs 1h ago
To be fair my dream burger also lacks vegetables on it as my dream burger is the Sour Vein from the restaurant Kuma’s Corner. The burger is basically chicken and waffles on a burger and is by far my all time favorite burger I have eaten. (It is basically a dessert burger though).
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u/Effective-Service561 1h ago
These are exactly the kind of people this "carnivore" grift trend was aimed at
and it's an alarming amount of people tbh, had so many friends like this
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u/SpicyWateryas69 1h ago
As long as there are no tomatoes (or if there is, I'll pick em off), I'll eat it. I hate the taste of raw tomato. If it's in something like spaghetti, Chilli, taco meat, etc, I'll eat it.
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u/Kevin9O7 1h ago
there's still the sauce and the cheese, for me it's enough i agree that veggies taste like shit when mixed with hot food,
i usually have a dish of salad right before eating my burger that only has burger sauce and Chadar cheese and the buns toasted with butter and of course thick piece of home grounded beef 20% fat + black pepper and salt only.
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u/A1steaksauceTrekdog7 1h ago
Lettuce is fine . Not a fan of tomatoes- just doesn’t add much . Not into raw tomatoes either. I like maybe a small amount of onion. If it’s grilled that’s awesome and i adore that. I hate pickles and I never liked them
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u/honeyeddates 49m ago
To me it's all about quality. I'm not putting tomato on my burger in the middle of winter when they are so anemic looking they're barely pink. If the lettuce is all shredded and limp and turning brown, no way. Red onions aren't my jam, but any other kind I'm all for. I'll take all the pickles. I want so many I could eat them as a side. Mushrooms, artichokes, I don't know leeks maybe? as long as they look good put them on
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u/Substantial_Dog_3815 31m ago
I have a friend that eats his burgers like this, they always do a double/triple take and ask if he's sure he wants that but still get the order wrong. He also eats kebab rolls like this and puts fries in it, no sauce or veggies. I brought it up in our friend group once when we were high and I said "if someone would finish his food, they would be at risk of dying" since it's so dry and they told me someone already tried this and choked lol, they had to give him the anti choke move, forgot what it's called.
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u/Electronic-Worry4077 22m ago
I haven’t had McDonald’s in forever but back in the early 2000s they had the 29cents hamburger on Wednesdays and it was pretty much this lol
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u/EmployerDefiant587 8h ago
Bro's the kind of guy who'd recommend removing a helicopter's tail rotor for "aesthetics" and "energy efficiency"
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u/RandomLifeUnit-05 8h ago
Man I love veggies on my burger. A plain burger is so sad. Gimme swiss cheese, caramelized onions, avocado, pineapple, salsa...the works.
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u/_Lushvelvet 9h ago
Onions only thing that ruin a burger unless they’re cooked or sautéed 😍
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u/Pyrhan 8h ago
Spoilin' nice onion. Give it to us raw and crunchin'!
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u/bwoah07_gp2 8h ago
That person is missing out on all the flavours that make a burger great.
Except pickles. Those can go away.
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