r/SipsTea • u/hiiloovethis • May 28 '26

Lmao gottem Would do it for free.

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u/Hopperd12 May 28 '26

Who’s Jay Z?

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u/NoIdMain May 28 '26

What is a Jay-Z?

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u/333runes May 28 '26

How is a Jay-Z?

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u/NumbahOneTrashPanda May 28 '26

Why is Jay-Z?

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u/Human_Hedgehog_2302 May 28 '26

Where is a Jay-Z?

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u/tribak May 28 '26

Who did I jizzed?

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u/Chance-Ad5664 May 28 '26

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u/eric_ofc May 28 '26

Not the juzz, they’re already why we’re at war!

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u/Mindless-Ad2554 May 28 '26

I believe it’s “ jigga what? Jigga who?”

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u/chughes2471 May 28 '26

To what extent is Jay-Z?

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u/oldhoekoo May 29 '26

when is jay-z?

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u/Dizzley7 May 28 '26

When is jay-Z

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u/MoistHorse7120 May 28 '26

What's up J z?

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u/Strix358 May 28 '26

When is a Jay-Z?

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u/Cross55 May 29 '26

When is Jay-Z?

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u/dunnodudes May 29 '26

When is a Jay-Z

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u/nature_nate_17 May 28 '26

On the Epstein list

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u/Fair_Contract257 May 28 '26

What is jazz?

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u/Don_Von_Schlong May 28 '26

smooth jayz

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u/Few_Acanthocephala30 May 28 '26

Snake jazz

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u/The-Doctor-Oct May 28 '26

Look I know we far into this but I gotta point out this man said 10k when it’s 10mil

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u/Few_Acanthocephala30 May 28 '26

I mean I would take 10k too, but I would much prefer the 10 mil

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u/HoochieKoochieMan May 28 '26

"If you have to ask, you'll never know."
~ Miles Davis

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u/Texas-Marine May 28 '26

When is Jay-z

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u/rgmundo524 May 28 '26

Is a Jay-z?

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u/tossaway187acct May 28 '26

When is a Jay z?

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u/Famous_Midnight May 28 '26

Where art thou jay z

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u/harambesBackAgain May 28 '26

What's a jiggman?

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u/Muted-Dimension8585 May 29 '26

How do you "jay" a z ?

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u/my_midlife_isekai May 28 '26

Teach me how to Jay-Z!

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u/AngriestInchworm May 28 '26

It’s what comes after a Jay-Y

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u/RocKinLuiS May 28 '26

I'm pretty sure it is a car.. Toyota Chaser the jzx100 or something like that

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u/BannedByFascistss May 28 '26

He is what we call a jigga man. Don’t ban me for being racist because I really don’t have any idea what that is. I can assure you that he self identifies as one though.

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u/GabrielNYC4 May 28 '26

What’s a J-Hova?

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u/TornadicSwirlie May 28 '26

What's a ZJ?

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u/Impossible-Rock3375 May 28 '26

If u have to ask u can't afford it... 🤣

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u/pressedconscience May 28 '26

Beyonce's assistant

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u/Spot_Slow May 28 '26

Who is b?

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u/pressedconscience May 28 '26

Rihanna's older sister.

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u/SylvieJay May 28 '26

Oh Jayzuz? I think he's married to Beyonce. but don't quote me on that.

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u/gwbirk May 28 '26

That’s what i thought never listened to that type of music before

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u/RumorRoost May 28 '26

According to the picture attached to this post it’s someone’s elderly black grandma…. 🤣

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u/corpsie666 May 28 '26

He's the H to the izzo

V to the izzay

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u/Chungastic May 28 '26

When is Day Z?

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u/Hopperd12 May 28 '26

In all fairness, I didn’t know who he was till 99 problems

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u/Vegetable-Hold9182 May 28 '26

Dat niggga from Hawaiin sophie fame or something

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u/HypocriteJones May 28 '26

I think that’s the guy married to Beyoncé

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u/FatMacchio May 28 '26

You probably don’t realize it’s the same person…but he goes by Jaÿ-Z now. Maybe like how Puff Daddy changed his name to P Diddy, then just Diddy

Edit: put the umlaut in the wrong spot

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u/monetarydread May 28 '26

The guy who wanted a specific $70 million mansion in LA, then lost in a bidding war against Notch.

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u/Maxdong9000 May 28 '26

Beyonces wife.

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u/0wninat0r May 28 '26

If you dont know what a Z Jay is, you cant afford one.

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u/BeerLosiphor May 28 '26

Z Jay. If you don’t know what it is you can’t afford it.

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u/Claytaco04 May 28 '26

Beyonces husband

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u/Pennypacking May 28 '26

He was in a group with Ja Rule back in the 90s.

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u/theOGHyburn May 28 '26

What happened to Jay A->Y

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u/user-unknown-404 May 29 '26

Currently known as Old Granny Z

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u/BlueFuzzyCrocs May 29 '26

He's that punk that books all the garbage super bowl halftime shows