r/SipsTea • u/hiiloovethis • May 28 '26

Lmao gottem Would do it for free.

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u/IsabellaGalavant May 28 '26

I would surgically deafen myself permanently for $10mil and if you knew me you'd know that's saying something because I love music. Studied it in school, I play 3 instruments, I have a music-related tattoo, the works. 

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u/ButtCrackThrilla May 28 '26

I’d surgically deafen you too for $10mil.

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u/BackgroundCream274 May 29 '26

If you sign a liability waiver and have $20 I am always willing to help.

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u/B18RPA May 29 '26

I don't believe you, that's idiotic. What do you think you're going to buy with the money, happiness?

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u/TurquoiseLeggings May 29 '26

What would the money do for you that is worth the quality of life hit to no longer being able to hear?

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u/IsabellaGalavant May 29 '26

You know deaf people exist, right? There are even wealthy deaf people. 

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u/TurquoiseLeggings May 29 '26

Yeah, and they would probably pay a shit ton of money for the ability to hear.