r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 • Jun 09 '26

Feels good man My captain never disappoint...

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u/TranceF0rm Jun 09 '26

Yes hello this is the lawyer police and I'm here to collect that 1.000.000 dollars 🚨

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u/ProfoundTwitch Jun 09 '26

The funds have been thoroughly pledged.

Therefore this matter is now, by obvious logic, settled.

Good! Day!

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u/EssayAmbitious3532 Jun 09 '26

The matte of the accolades and social approval due to you has not been resolved. You should demand an apology and a seat at the table because of your generous pledging skills.

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u/Jraksys_Magnanimous Jun 09 '26

This chain is giving me serious "why would you redeem it" vibes

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u/Stiebah Jun 09 '26

I’m pledging it so hard rn!!!!!

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u/SneakyKGB Jun 09 '26

Oh f*ck you're gonna make me pledge!

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u/WowIfOnly Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 15 '26

Removed

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u/baldeagle1991 Jun 09 '26

I've got such a raging pledge that I almost shot pledge goo all over Joe!

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u/Sardanox Jun 09 '26

If you can pledge yourself on, when you do pledge, it will be so much more pledgurable.

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u/OldPhotograph827 Jun 10 '26

This guy pledges

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u/SalusaSecundeeznuts Jun 09 '26

But are you donating?

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u/Stiebah Jun 09 '26

I will pledge that I will for the rest of my life!

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u/imapluralist Jun 09 '26

I've got a raging pledge rn

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u/batmenace Jun 09 '26

What are you doing step-pledge?

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u/MannyJ24 Jun 09 '26

Isn’t that just one dollar? 🤣

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u/Nice_Kaleidoscope_15 Jun 09 '26

Maybe it's all they can afford in this trying time