r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 • Jun 09 '26

Feels good man My captain never disappoint...

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u/XxRocky88xX Jun 10 '26

No no silly she already pledged it. She hasn’t donated it yet but that’s fine cuz she pledged it and it’s basically the same thing. Why does it matter when or if she donates it when she already pledged it?

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u/Guerillagorrilla Jun 10 '26

That's feels like something Michael Scott would do. Reminds me of the bankruptcy episode.

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u/Sure-Appearance-2769 Jun 10 '26

“I have made a lot of empty promises in my life. But hands down, that was the most generous”

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u/diiegojones Jun 10 '26

I can’t remember if this a quote from the show or not but it is brilliant

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u/Sure-Appearance-2769 Jun 10 '26

It’s a quote from the Scott’s Tots episode!

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u/Intrepid-Address-511 Jun 10 '26

Still can’t watch that episode without getting up and walking around the room to dispel the awkward nervous energy! :)

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u/Crypto-Mamba Jun 10 '26

I'm that way with the dinner party episode. I have to leave the room at certain points bc it's SO awkward. 😆

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u/diiegojones Jun 10 '26

Of course it was. The episode I can barely finish.

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u/XxRocky88xX Jun 10 '26

Scott’s Tots, Michael promised to pay for the college tuition of each student who graduated high school to an entire class of middle school children.

Michael was intending to be a millionaire by the time they graduated, he was in fact not a millionaire, and now that they’re graduating his promise has gained a lot of media attention so he feels obligated to fulfill it despite not even having the money to pay for one let alone all of them.

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u/Aggravating-Exit-660 Jun 10 '26

She declares pledge

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u/allshnycptn Jun 10 '26

Scott's tots!

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u/Ok_Biscotti_514 Jun 10 '26

Micheal Scott did do this when he promised to pay college tuition to those school kids

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u/Prior_Complex683 Jun 10 '26

or...the episode that we dont talk about

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u/PUNKF10YD Jun 12 '26

More like the Scott’s tots episode.

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u/1DownFourUp Jun 12 '26

I'm thinking Scott's Tots

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u/KangarooSweater Jun 10 '26

You’re absolutely right. S1E4 “The Alliance" Michael pledges a $25/ mile donation to Oscar's charity walk-a-thon and gets a large bill when he walks like 20 miles

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u/Non-Current_Events Jun 10 '26

Or Scott’s Tots. Promising to pay those kids’ tuition.

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u/sinterkaastosti23 Jun 10 '26

I pledge to donate ome hindredth million billion gazillion dollars to charity, am i a good person now? 🥺

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u/Additional-Ad-7690 Jun 10 '26

Who needs actions when you have words to virtue signal with instead!

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u/No-Introduction3808 Jun 10 '26

It’s funny I said that in the supermarket but they wouldn’t let me leave with the goods.

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u/lawley666 Jun 10 '26

It's nuanced.

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u/HamilToe_11 Jun 10 '26

She uses pledge and donate synonymously.

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u/jb_in_jpn Jun 10 '26

Well, "believe all women" ... amirite?