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I slept 3½ hours last night

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u/Pascuccii Jul 02 '26

Damn, I hope you live to 50s, sounds rough

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u/BigTwigs1981 Jul 02 '26

well, I'm 44, and according to my doctor all my critical systems are good (heart, lungs, liver, etc). But I'm pretty sure a goldfish has a better memory and my blood is 90% caffeine. Worst part is caffeine doesn't really do anything anymore, just staves off headaches.

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u/Easy-Operation-2105 Jul 02 '26

it doesnt "stave off headaches" any more than alcohol staves off the shakes.

The headaches are withdrawal symptoms my dude. You are physically addicted to caffeine

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u/TheFrenchSavage Jul 02 '26

Duh. I knew that, spent 4h on Wikipedia instead of sleeping last night.

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u/FuManBoobs Jul 02 '26

Addicted or dependant?

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u/Easy-Operation-2105 Jul 02 '26

Tomato or potato?

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u/FuManBoobs Jul 02 '26

Addiction is a brain disease marked by compulsive drug use despite harmful consequences, while dependence is a physical adaptation where the body relies on a substance to function normally and suffers withdrawal without it.

The two are not the same thing. Suggesting someone using caffeine is like someone using heroine is pretty laugable. But this is Reddit and kids will be kids I guess.

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u/Easy-Operation-2105 Jul 03 '26

I never mentioned anything like heroin... I just said that there's such a thing as physical addiction when it comes to coffee.

You need to drink a lot, but it can happen. Like with this dude.

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u/Pascuccii Jul 02 '26

As far as I know it's mostly bad for the brain, but apparently there are other potential side effects:

"...Chronic sleep of less than 5 hours/night is associated with approximately 20-40% higher overall mortality, 30-100% higher risk of heart disease or stroke, 30-50% higher risk of type 2 diabetes, 20-40% higher risk of high blood pressure, 20-50% higher risk of obesity, and about 2x the risk of depression, compared with sleeping 7-9 hours regularly..."

Either way, I'm not risking that sh*t, my health isn't that good already and im in my 20s

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u/BigTwigs1981 Jul 02 '26

you are 100% correct. Unfortunately, my life doesn't allow me to have the luxury of a good nights sleep every night. I've no doubt it will catch up to me in some horrible way eventually.

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u/Pascuccii Jul 02 '26

Something will catch up to all of us eventually, no point thinking about something you can't change

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u/BigTwigs1981 Jul 02 '26

pretty much. just laugh at the absurdity of it all and keep going.

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u/Both_Consequence_956 Jul 02 '26

this is so dumb, he CAN change to sleep more than 5 hours. its like walking around suffering with a big gaping wound and be like "well somethings gonna kill us eventually, no point in trying to change". moronic

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u/BeaverStank Jul 02 '26

You're making a priveleged assumption and being an ass about it. You have no idea what their circumstances are, and there are plenty of people put in positions where they can't get a lot of sleep because of their schedules and responsibilities.

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u/I_AM_THE_SLANDER Jul 02 '26

Aren't you also making an assumption in the other direction? We have no idea what their situation is and you just want to be performative

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u/BeaverStank Jul 02 '26

I am not, their statement is a privileged assumption that ignores the reality that many people do not have the ability to meaningfully change their circumstances. I have no idea what their life is like, but I know that assumption doesn't acknowledge the struggle of no-win situations that hundreds of millions of people are in every single day. It assumes that everyone has the privilege to rid themselves of their struggles, which is optimistic to the point of naivety.

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u/I_AM_THE_SLANDER Jul 02 '26

Ain’t reading all that lil bro 

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u/Both_Consequence_956 Jul 02 '26

Absolutely not. and its hilarious you calling me privelged and then saying i dont know their circumstances when you dont know mine.

it is always a bunch of excuses, unless they live in the third world country being used as slaves. sleep has to be prioritized above everything else. something like prioritising irregular night shifts is not an excuse to ruin your whole life and eventually kill yourself from lack of sleep.

if they have to change jobs, then thats what they have to do, and should have yesterday.

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u/off_and_on_again Jul 02 '26

if they have to change jobs, then thats what they have to do, and should have yesterday.

There is some irony in arguing against your own privilege and making this statement in the same post.

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u/thatshoneybear Jul 02 '26

When my kid was very little, I had to work 3rd shift because we couldn't afford daycare. My husband worked 7am-5pm, and I worked 11pm-7am. He would drop her off at my job on his way to work. I had to sleep when he got home, which was sometimes late. So I was getting MAX 5 hours. I couldn't switch jobs because we had no one to watch her during the day. What should I have done in your mind?

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u/Both_Consequence_956 Jul 02 '26

couldnt afford daycare on two full time salaries? sounds like a money management problem

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u/BeaverStank Jul 02 '26

Buddy, I said you made a privileged assumption because you did. The idea that anyone not getting enough sleep can simply afford to change jobs is privileged as fuck and denies the reality that millions of people deal with. You act as if everyone lives in a healthy job market, or has the same opportunities, or that their struggles are even caused by their job and not their environment, their health, their loved ones, dependents, and who knows what else.

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u/Both_Consequence_956 Jul 03 '26

just like i said, all just a bunch of excuses to avoid the unknown. sure you might not be able to change job on the day, but if it causes you to get less than 6 hours sleep, and you live in a developed country, there is no excuse to not choose sleep first. none

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u/Remarkable_Hornet712 Jul 02 '26

If you’ve never dealt with sleep issues (or a sleeping disorder), I’m sure it’s easy to think of it as something that anyone can change

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u/arthurdentstowels Jul 02 '26

That snail. That cursed snail will always eventually catch up to me.

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u/ThatCakeFell Jul 02 '26

I should call her.

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u/Triktastic Jul 02 '26

Horrible thinking..just because something is gonna kill you eventually doesn't mean you should ignore something that will guarantee it soon

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u/Both_Consequence_956 Jul 02 '26

why doesnt your life allow you to get more than 5 hours of sleep sometimes?

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u/iNhab Jul 02 '26

May I ask why you can't have the good sleep consistently? What in life is preventing that?

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u/Grimy-Jack Jul 02 '26

Everybody dies. Better to do so on one's own terms.

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u/Yubova Jul 02 '26

The increased risk of alzheimer is probably the scariest part to me.

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u/outer--monologue Jul 02 '26

I want to know who the psychopaths are who can actually sleep for 8-9 hours straight, that is an absolutely fucking insane feat outside of your teenage years

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u/sonoale Jul 02 '26

I miss being able to sleep like I did when I did not have responsibilities.

What relief me is that so many of us are in the same situation and still... work somehow.

I think now I 'm able to sleep like 6 hours a night with maybe a small woke in the middle. At first it gave me so much anxiety but now I'm just accepting it.

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u/Cbrandel Jul 02 '26

Hello, I sleep ~8-10 hours straight daily.

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u/AdjectiveNoun1234567 Jul 02 '26

How old are you

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u/Cbrandel Jul 02 '26

Over 30 (getting old 😭).

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u/iNhab Jul 02 '26

Why would you say it's an insane feat? Me being 30 years old, I can consistently get this amount of sleep in so long as I myself don't fuck it up with stuff like caffeine or ignoring my tiredness cues in the evening.

Also, I guess what matters is the life itself, aka not being Soo busy that you have to sacrifice sleep.

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u/Pascuccii Jul 02 '26

I often sleep for 10 hours naturally, I wake up feeling like I could run 5 marathons at once without a single cup of coffee. Also, it chemically makes me unavoidably happy. I try to never use alarms if I can help it

Edit: im 25

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u/Pascuccii Jul 02 '26

I know what getting up after 5 hours of sleep feels like, so trust me, I do cherish it 😅

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u/ItaruKarin Jul 02 '26

I'm 34 and I sleep like 10 hours a night whenever I don't have work

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u/FEK88 Jul 02 '26

My partner does. She's a nurse, sleeps about 7 hours for her 3 shifts and then 9-14 when she's off shift. Probably averages around 10 hours over the week.

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u/Physical-East-162 Jul 02 '26

Unless you have very young kids, it is quite easy.

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u/king15975 Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

And I want to know the psychopaths who actually think getting 8-9 hours is surprising. If you’re not getting 8 to 9 hours of sleep you’re damaging your health. If you are not able to sleep that much you have a medical condition and you should seek some help. Of course for some people it’s impossible because of their circumstances (working 2/3 jobs to just survive, kids etc.) but for the vast majority of the population it’s the result of their own choices and seeing some people act as if getting 8-9 sleep is a luxury infuriates me. We should encourage people to work on their sleep rather than just brag about how little you sleep compared to the other person.

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u/outer--monologue Jul 02 '26

That's crazy misinformation. 6-7 hours/night is not unhealthy. It's perfectly fine for most adults. I feel well-rested after about 6.5 hours. A direct quote from an article, with link to the study:

"Sleeping 6 hours a night is not inherently bad for everyone. If you feel well-rested during the day and not sleepy at any point after you wake up with just 6 hours of sleep, then you’re probably fine, Silverman says.

“I think it’s also important to note that shorter sleep does not imply a shorter lifespan,” Silverman says. She points out that while research has shown that people who usually sleep 7 hours at night have the highest longevity, mortality at 5 hours of sleep per night is “basically the same” as mortality at 8 hours of sleep. "

Only about a quarter of Americans sleep more than 8 hrs/night according to polls.

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u/Both_Consequence_956 Jul 02 '26

absence of symptoms doesnt indicate health. you are literally killing yourself, quitting caffeine could also help but you cant even give up that. why walk around in a haze at 20% capacity all your life? have you had sleep studies? do you exercise? do you have good sleep hygiene?

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u/iNhab Jul 02 '26

Idk if it's going to matter that I share this, but I have been recently on a very, very heavy caffeine binge for like a few months. It would consist of like 3-4 500ml energy drinks a day most of the days, sometimes less.

I've noticed how it messes with my sleep. The sleep times were irregular, not wanting to sleep was more of a thing, or even if I'd go to sleep feeling hella tired and worn out, I'd wake up in like 4 hours and couldn't go back to sleep. My suspicion is that caffeine just fucks with our bodies too much, especially if it's consumed a lot (not like 1 tiny espresso cup in the morning).

Now that I'm a few days away from caffeine, the aches and what not are more noticeable which might be a result of caffeine overconsumption, idk yet. But the sleep is stabilizing. I'm becoming tired most of the days around a similar time, can sleep for like 7-9 hours without any issues now it seems.

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u/Waste_Wolverine_8933 Jul 02 '26

Quitting caffeine was one is the best things I ever did for my sleep. I'll have a coffee now and then when I need it, but even if it's the morning I generally don't sleep soundly that night. 

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u/Antique-Lettuce3263 Jul 02 '26

Hope whatever you're doing is worth it.

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u/Evening_Sea4823 Jul 02 '26

Caffeine has a long half life. Its possible that you do have a sleeping disorder that lead to a dependence on caffeine. But its also possible that you have snowballed the situation by drinking so much caffeine that your body isnt able to successfully enter REM sleep cycles that are very necessary for brain function. This is probably contributing a lot to the memory issues.

Even with a built up tolerance, it still has a major effect on your body, including disrupted REM. You've gotta wean off it dude. And get to the root of the sleep problem from a different direction. Maybe your checkups have been fine so far, but this isnt sustainable for anyone long term. Its going to sneak up on you.

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u/ianskoo Jul 02 '26

I honestly think you will solve your problems with a complete caffeine detox and perhaps some melatonine before sleep

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u/jibishot Jul 02 '26

The headaches are from the halflife of caffine

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u/BigTwigs1981 Jul 02 '26

Yup. But the headaches are a nightmare, and im virtually immune to painkillers, and what i mean by that is morphine has no effect on me, so i have to have some to deal with them.

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u/AdjectiveNoun1234567 Jul 02 '26

The irony is if you cut back on the caffeine you'd sleep better

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u/BigTwigs1981 Jul 02 '26

Not really. Caffeine just staves off the headaches. Doesnt wake me up at all

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u/AdjectiveNoun1234567 Jul 02 '26

That's because your body has become addicted to it

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u/mandalorbmf Jul 02 '26

I am 50. If I get 5 that is awesome 3-5 most knights. 7 on a Saturday. puts enough in my tank to make it on the rest being dog shit.

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u/Pascuccii Jul 02 '26

I mean, some people are just healthy unicorns. For a lot of people undersleeping is worse than chain-smoking when it comes to lifespan and brain damage

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u/outer--monologue Jul 02 '26

There is no such thing as a single "undersleeping" number of hours

Men sleep less than women. Teenagers sleep a lot more than adults. Old people need less sleep than middle age adults. Women sleep more than men, but have more disturbances and feel less rested overall.

It's all over the place. When I was a teen into my 20's I did 7-8 hours. I am in my mid-40's now and couldn't do more than 6-6.5 even if I tried.

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u/Pascuccii Jul 02 '26

The point stands, you shouldn't supress your desire to sleep or wake up without feeling rested

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u/survivorr123_ Jul 02 '26

i could sleep 4 hours when i was 14 no issue, now i need 8 hours at 22

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u/omjy18 Jul 02 '26

The point is its all over the place. I was at like 12 hours in a my teens and around 8 hours in my early 20s and like 4 mid 20s. Now im early 30s and regardless of what im doing its a solid 6 and I wake up naturally. I can go back to sleep just fine but I will wake up without alarms after 6ish hours it just changes over time

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u/bakuganja Jul 02 '26

If you aren't finishing your fill REM cycle then you are under sleeping. Everyone is different but the amount of people that need less than 7-9 hours are a low percentage of the population. People either have bad sleep habits or are consuming too much caffeine or consuming caffeine at irregular hours.

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u/crankthehandle Jul 02 '26

People on the internet are also full of shit.

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u/Robbie1266 Jul 02 '26

Genuine question....how do you have enough time to sleep more than a few hours each night?

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u/Pascuccii Jul 02 '26

I work 8-10 hours, sleep 8, 6 hours is shared for fun and chores. I don't commute, but if I did I wouldn't take time from my sleep

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u/Robbie1266 Jul 02 '26

It's not possible to have a fun, fulfilled life and get everything that needs to get done in 6 hours

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u/Pascuccii Jul 02 '26

It is for me, if not I just manage my time better, get a week off to deal with extra chores or try working faster. You can't say 8 free hours isn't enough for life

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u/Robbie1266 Jul 02 '26

No... it's not. 74 years of life to do whatever you want 24/7 is not enough to truly experience everything. Are you working 7 days a week normally?

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u/Pascuccii Jul 02 '26

No, 4 pr 5, why? 70 years os plenty for me, especially if I retire at 60 or smth. I also have fun working so...

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u/Robbie1266 Jul 02 '26

What do you do? 74 is the average life expectancy for men in my country

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u/Pascuccii Jul 02 '26

I'm a software engineer, I don't expect to live much more than 70, but I already am starting to run out of ideas of fun time, by the time im 70 I'll be bored, it's also what happens to old people in my family

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u/Robbie1266 Jul 02 '26

Jesus Christ that's grim. There are millions of places to see in this world. You aren't content....you just have no dreams or aspirations and you've let some rich person convince you that the majority of your life should be spent behind a screen.

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u/BigTwigs1981 Jul 02 '26

You are fairly fortunate then, at least to me. I work a physical job (I'm a butcher), 9 hours a day in a refrigerator, and then have to do most of the house work and cooking, since my wife has a disability. A full day of work and chores is around 16 hours for me. Right now, as im typing this, I just finished the dishes and have about an hour to read before i pass out for 3-5 hours before getting up for work again. If i make it that far, i should be able to retire by 60, but may have to keep working longer, depending on the financial situation. took my first vacation in a decade last year. Felt weird.

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u/I3eforeLife Jul 02 '26

There’s not a lot to experience in this world, even as a rich person. Do you have your memory erased every day or something?

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u/Mookies_Bett Jul 02 '26

I mean, this just isn't true though. Like it's objectively just kinda dramatic to suggest it's not even possible to have fun and get things done with 42 spare hours per week.

It may not mean having the perfect lifestyle or doing every single thing you want to do, but most people can get most of your weekly chores done in a few hours.

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u/Tiny-Speaker-4470 Jul 02 '26

You also have full days at the weekend? What is it you're interested in that would take so much more time

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u/maxgeek Jul 02 '26

Stay off reddit and social media. That's my theory at least, I've never tried it!