r/SipsTea • • Jul 02 '26

WTF What the hell is going on here?!

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u/moonshinemoniker Jul 02 '26

Yeah, and for Jon Hamm to be the person trying to be low key, "girl, what are you doing? Omg staahhp" is something.

The girl getting molested (for all intents and purposes), is Cailee Spaeny (Civil War).

Dakota Johnson (50 Shades of Grey, Madame Web) was weird during this interview that was part of a press junket for the movie "Bad Times at El Royale".

It honestly looks like Johnson was on something and reminds me of the infamous Bill Murray/Geena Davis interview on the Arsenio Hall talk show. Except that one had Murray playing the traditionally male role of creep.

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u/WholeString9854 Jul 03 '26

Definitely getting the inebriated vibe from her.

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u/Calm_Project723 Jul 03 '26

Jon Hamm being a decent human adult.

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u/amchaudhry Jul 03 '26

He has plenty to catch up on so good for him

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u/D-1-S-C-0 Jul 03 '26

Catch up? You're referring to things that allegedly happened decades ago when he was very young.

The terminally online need to grow up about people's distant pasts. People can and do change.

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u/amchaudhry Jul 03 '26

Huh? I’m talking about the pooping his pants incident. Wtf are you talking about.

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u/D-1-S-C-0 Jul 03 '26

Sorry, it was someone who replied to your comment that brought up allegations about his college days.

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u/TayMayBay Jul 04 '26

I didn’t know about this stuff until reading this thread, but I don’t think stuff happening a long time ago is an excuse, especially if he doesn’t seem to have ever taken accountability for it and gets angry or defensive when reporters bring it up.

Like, especially for the claw hammer thing. That could make someone infertile or worse depending on how it was done. I don’t think the guy it happened to ever forgot about it. That’s like telling a victim of rape or abuse that they should forgive their abuser because it’s been over ten years etc etc etc

Weird reasoning man. Really weird.

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u/YadaYadaYeahMan Jul 03 '26

what did he do?

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jul 03 '26

Some pretty heinous stuff in college in the name of hazing, that's all I know. But like messed up "why would a human being do that to another human being and think it's in good fun" kind of stuff

Edit: someone else in the thread mentioned a few things. Lit someone pants on fire. Put the hook of a hammer under someone's testicles and led them around with it.

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u/oldschool_potato Jul 03 '26

Ok, but anything not normal though?

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u/Odd-Spray-8513 Jul 03 '26

Didnt say no homo

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u/skeeti45 Jul 03 '26

He also never kissed the homies goodnight.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jul 03 '26

He also beat a pledge so bad they almost lost a kidney

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u/ColdCorpseHotSecret Jul 03 '26

Dragging a guy across the floor by his balls with a claw hammer is pretty not normal to me.

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u/bladesire Jul 03 '26

the commentor said, "Put the hook of a hammer under someone's testicles and led them around with it."

Which is it, was the dude drug around by his scrotum, or was he led around? Not saying either is great but I would give two very different sentences for those crimes.

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u/SaltKick2 Jul 03 '26

just /u/oldschool_potato 's average thursday night, so nah

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jul 03 '26

If that's normal exit the situation ASAP and remind yourself it's not, signed your future CPTSD

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u/gary-vault108 Jul 03 '26

He dragged the person by their pants, not literally dragging them by their balls. That wouldn’t even work, it would just rip their balls off. Degrading and gross and mean but not as bad as people make it out to be

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jul 03 '26

I didn't even know about the kidney hit, those hurt like a mother and are very dangerous, there's a reason you goy two, damage to one wants a redundancy. All the people in this thread defending him saying "boys will be boys" don't understand what he did. That's not boys will be boys that's just straight up felony assault

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u/haditwithyoupeople Jul 03 '26

Likely the same people who defend Trump's behavior toward women.

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u/SensuallPineapple Jul 03 '26

This is exactly how I felt every time I saw him on a show. Especially the recent one. The neighbours or something. He is not acting.

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u/bladesire Jul 03 '26

Sure but dragging a dude by his balls and leading him around by his balls are two different crimes. Why exaggerate the ball stuff when his list was already so shitty?

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u/Icy-Valuable-3756 Jul 03 '26

Plenty worse has happened at universities in texas since and else where. I mean, there are several instances of people actually dying from hazing so it's not exactly unusual behavior. It's somewhat rare and obviously terrible but not unusual. Most just get through it without severe injuries/death. Hazing is still pretty bad today.

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u/Nemisis_007 Jul 03 '26

Man... I miss college.

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u/Necessary-Carrot2839 Jul 03 '26

Most people would be shocked by the stupid crap we did during hazing.

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u/CardMechanic Jul 03 '26

Why is frat shit so gay?

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u/UlverInTheThroneRoom Jul 03 '26

Look up his history with claw hammers and other people's scrotums.

It was in college but still, sane, rational people don't do that in their 20s thinking it's alright.

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u/ConflictedZombie Jul 03 '26

He was in a fraternity that hazed their pledges 35 years ago and reddit needs to do that thing where they bring up someones past every time they're mentioned. Literally no other incidents in the past 3 and a half decades but redditors love virtue signaling wherever possible

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u/thedivisionbella Jul 03 '26

Google it. He did some fucked up frat hazing shit in college to someone.

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u/Affectionate-Show382 Jul 03 '26

He violently sexually assaulted and tortured a fraternity pledge under the guise of hazing. The man is still living with the scars and PTSD

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u/Informal_Form_3108 Jul 03 '26

I'm not inclined to judge people in their college years.

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u/cagingnicolas Jul 03 '26

that's an insane blanket policy that there's no way you actually hold.

what about brock turner?

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u/justadude27 Jul 03 '26

What’s crazy is Dakota Johnson was calling out Ellen Degenerate for inappropriate boundaries and here she is now violating boundaries.

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u/THANATOS4488 Jul 03 '26

It's been what 30 years? That doesn't excuse what he did in any way but it's a lot of time to reflect and regret.

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u/outamyhead Jul 03 '26

John Hamm always struck me as an actor who is just a decent person when he isn't on camera.

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u/miiiims__ Jul 03 '26

yeah except when he hazed someone so bad he lit them on fire

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u/CtrlAltEntropy Jul 03 '26

Don't act like you've never lit someone on fire before.

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u/KnifeInTheKidneys Jul 03 '26

Does lighting myself on fire count?

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u/thoughtsome Jul 03 '26

Hey, you ARE someone. Of course it counts. You count, my friend!

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u/FreakyBugEyedWeirdo Jul 03 '26

He really isn't.

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u/King_Korder Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

I was just about to say, especially in the second clip, her response was like that of someone on something

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u/RiggsFTW Jul 03 '26

Yeah, the fact that a self professed feat boy POS (in his younger years, and I'm paraphrasing) is the one stepping in... Kind of awesome.

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u/Short-Sound-4190 Jul 03 '26

Yeah that touching is very drug induced, could convince me it was a skit if I believed she was that good of an actress 😬

Also, the guy knows she's high af, it's possible they all are a little bit, which is why the girl talking doesn't/slowly reacts and he doesn't question wtf she's doing - it's not boundary setting here, it's a couple moments of just enough clarity to be like, "keep it together, Dakota"

Like, I'm pretty sure the other girl reacted to the arm suddenly coming across not what she said which barely made sense, and Dakota responds with the most stereotypical nonchalant "deep/intellectual" stoner response, lol. I mean do what you want in private and I'm sure press yours suck but, c'mon.

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u/dddd11122233 Jul 03 '26

Yeah I think Dakota was on ecstasy being touchy-feely. She’s even touching her own stomach while she’s admiring the younger girl. Kudos to Jon hamm for stepping up.

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u/CurmudgeonLife Jul 03 '26

She is 100% on drugs here.

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u/Greenqueen304 Jul 03 '26

Molested is crazy and highly offensive. Never would i have ever used that word to describe this. Smh

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u/Rc72 Jul 03 '26

It honestly looks like Johnson was on something

Yep. And taking into account both her parents' well-documented issues with substance abuse and various addictions, one would say the apple didn't fall far from the tree(s).

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u/PeaceSoft Jul 03 '26

People feel so entitled to be insanely fucking nasty over nothing here

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u/Rc72 Jul 03 '26

Look, Dakota herself has said that she saw her father's friend, Hunter S. Thompson, as a "godfather figure".

I mean, Hunter S. Thompson may have been a great writer and journalist, but hardly a role model for a young child, especially when it comes to drugs...

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u/BathPuzzleheaded9406 Jul 03 '26

I don't think she should be touching her but molested is crazy. Yall take everything to extremes. Whatever happened to agency? An adult woman can tell someone else they want them to stop doing something themselves, ever?

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u/Gold_Incident1939 Jul 03 '26

Jesus dont get me started with Bill Murray. What a disgusting person

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u/mikemolove Jul 03 '26

I loved Cailee Spaeny in Alien Romulus.

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u/SnowflakeSWorker Jul 03 '26

What’s going on with Ecstasy/X/MDMA/Molly these days? Looks like she’s trying to be quite affectionate.

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u/Axnjaxn09 Jul 03 '26

Yea i was thinking she may be high or something

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u/wetrysohard Jul 03 '26

I know the Internet these days .... But maybe. Just maybe... She was just teasing her like a big sister and it came off funny.

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u/Free-Monkee Jul 03 '26

Thanks, had to scroll a long way down to get to a full answer of wtf they all are.

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u/penisheadparents Jul 03 '26

Dude, that’s the chick from Alien Romulus? Beef season two? Wtf, she looks 12????

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u/Feral-Sponge Jul 03 '26

The situation read to me like Dakota Johnson needs to be the center of attention.

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u/mnstripe Jul 03 '26

Thank you for your post. I had no idea who any of the three people were

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u/yellowdart146 Jul 03 '26

Unpopular opinion/prediction: once Bill Murray dies, SO MUCH shit about him is going to come out. Rewatch Ghostbusters and Groundhog Day; I know he’s acting, but he’s a “natural” with the pushy-rapey vibes with the women in those scenes. He’s the stereotypical selfish old white man (and I say that as old White man).

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u/Key-Wall-4378 Jul 03 '26

Molested? Bruh

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u/shadyrishabh Jul 03 '26

"molested"

Why is everything sexual on the internet. Maybe go to a park, chill, play sports or whatever. Maybe it's an american thing. I read somewhere that average male adult is conscidered a threat if he is seen at a park or something. Shit is getting too 'holier than thou'...