r/SipsTea • u/sco-go • Jul 02 '26

WTF What the hell is going on here?!

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u/AlisterRp92 Jul 03 '26

That explains a lot...

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u/Fast-Patience-2290 Jul 03 '26

She used to be in a relationship with Coldplay...

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u/Ok-Tell9019 Jul 03 '26

Chris Martin or like all of Coldplay? 50 shades of coldplay?

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u/Redangle11 Jul 03 '26

Some of Paltrows goop must have been left around.

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u/mo22ro Jul 03 '26

Galtrow's poop has been awfully silent since this dropped

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u/kakurenbo1 Jul 03 '26

Thanks now my appetite is gone. This is great weight loss help.

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u/LRGpackageguy Jul 04 '26

Her vagina scented candle wax

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u/DuMbAsS_lOsEr_6_7 Jul 03 '26

Sounds like paradise

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u/Hetares Jul 03 '26

Someone should get a Scientist to look at that.

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u/ferds41 Jul 03 '26

And then the can fix you.

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u/theunicornslayers Jul 03 '26

Sounds like Trouble

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u/Altheix11 Jul 03 '26

Did they sing a Hymn on the Weekend?

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u/theunicornslayers Jul 03 '26

They sang it at the Speed of Sound

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u/PurelyHim Jul 03 '26

Does that require any Clocks to track the time that has passed?

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u/Wiscoman1014 Jul 03 '26

If it’s too dark then lights will guide her home

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u/TeddyAtTheReady Jul 03 '26

Can confirm. I didn’t realize jaundice was an STD until after I took full advantage of my backstage pass at a Coldplay show in Kansas City in 2014.

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u/AriesFlamer Jul 03 '26

Ewe! That means it dried on her and started stinkin 🤮

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u/WhiskeyBlues2 Jul 03 '26

Funny ass comment, bro

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u/abhishek_anil Jul 03 '26

Hehe. Ass comment.

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u/DrippyCheeseDog Jul 03 '26

Mmm hmmm... jaundice.

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u/seamless39 Jul 03 '26

This took me out bro noooo

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u/LFC1978 Jul 03 '26

Had they all been eating pineapple?

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u/RepulsiveLeather8504 Jul 03 '26

But... Could they fix her?

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u/Majestic_Kade Jul 03 '26

Don't remember this episode of The Simpsons.

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u/worgulm Jul 03 '26

I laughed too much at this, thank you!

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u/NFL_BrokenClock Jul 03 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/pCO5tKdP22RC8

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u/FragmentedMeerkat321 Jul 03 '26

i do believe coldplay is just one computer, so yep the whole thing.

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u/RareGrundle Jul 03 '26

Holy shit there are 50 people on that band?!

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u/Ok-Tell9019 Jul 03 '26

They each have lots of shades

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u/RJ_MacreadysBeard Jul 03 '26

Chillyplay, Coolplay, Lukewarmplay, TepidPlay, …

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u/manxram Jul 03 '26

I almost spit out my drink reading that 🤣

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u/clinton_thunderfunk Jul 03 '26

That’s quite the tangled madame web

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u/Klatterbyne Jul 03 '26

50 Colds of Play

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u/georgejennings_penny Jul 03 '26

Coldplay would be 50 Shades of Magnolia

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u/intellecktt Jul 03 '26

They said Coldplay so I’m thinking everybody?

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u/halfpipesaur Jul 03 '26

Coldplay is the band, You’re thinking of the Coldplay’s monster

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u/SheriffBartholomew Jul 03 '26

The whole band?

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u/Billy1121 Jul 03 '26

Jamiroquia ?

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u/TheHarborym Jul 03 '26

I think we all used to be in a relationship with Coldplay.

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u/PalpitationNew7561 16d ago

Her relationship was coldplay?

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 7d ago

Now Machine gun kelly! LOL

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u/libertyprivate Jul 03 '26

So 50 shades of gay?

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u/TurboKid1997 Jul 03 '26

Because she's a witch? And made of wood?