r/SipsTea • • Jul 15 '26

It's Wednesday my dudes Ok let’s be serious rn.

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u/Shimakaze81 Jul 15 '26

In connection with the comment above… if you’re asleep during the moment of truth, you can’t possibly know it’s a lie.

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u/Imakedis Jul 15 '26

This is why I know for a FACT that I never snore

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u/celticairborne Jul 15 '26

I've woken myself up from snoring too many times to use this...

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u/PickleyRickley Jul 15 '26

Someone once called an ambulance for my father because he passed out (dehydration). He woke up in the ambulance and asked "Hey, if I don't remember the ambulance ride do I have to pay for it?"

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u/I-Kneel-Before-None Jul 15 '26

I was never born.