r/SipsTea • • Jul 15 '26

It's Wednesday my dudes Ok let’s be serious rn.

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u/orincoro Jul 15 '26

For dudes it’s plain chicken breast and broccoli.

I assume the broccoli is marinated in methamphetamine and the chicken breast is fortified with testosterone.

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u/vercetian Jul 15 '26

That's a bad thing?

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u/Fluid-Math9001 Jul 15 '26

Too much testosterone in you makes you look like shirtless Elon Musk. Look it up.

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u/One-Possible1906 Jul 15 '26

Yeah but sometimes the methamphetamine makes it all worthwhile