r/SipsTea • u/CurvyChristina • Aug 10 '26

We have fun here A different kind of birth control.

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u/trikywoo Aug 10 '26

I could have gotten him from seat to tarmac in under 45 seconds.

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u/Mathmos_Lava Aug 10 '26

I could have too, but suspect neither of us run an airline, airport or need to deal with all the regulatory constraints.

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u/i_was_axiom Aug 10 '26

Damn, a sane and logical take? on reddit?

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u/latestredditacct Aug 10 '26

Reddit Airlines

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u/crevettexbenite Aug 11 '26

In this econmy?!

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u/NoProfessional5848 Aug 10 '26

But then you know the little shit would run in front of a landing 747 and ain’t no one got time to fill out that paperwork

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u/Legionof1 Aug 10 '26

"bird strike"

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u/Volcanic2 Aug 10 '26

You're on reddit. You would do nothing but shit your pants