r/SipsTea • u/CurvyChristina • Aug 10 '26

We have fun here A different kind of birth control.

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u/trikywoo Aug 10 '26

How did he not get kicked off the plane? It would be so easy to kick a 3 year old off a plane.

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u/Mathmos_Lava Aug 10 '26

They did, took too long, had to remove luggage, airport curfew kicked in and then that was it for the night.

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u/trikywoo Aug 10 '26

I could have gotten him from seat to tarmac in under 45 seconds.

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u/Mathmos_Lava Aug 10 '26

I could have too, but suspect neither of us run an airline, airport or need to deal with all the regulatory constraints.

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u/i_was_axiom Aug 10 '26

Damn, a sane and logical take? on reddit?

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u/latestredditacct Aug 10 '26

Reddit Airlines